Writer/Photographer First feature film 'Chicken Town' now available to stream on all good platforms as well as some bad ones too. I really, REALLY don't like racists or bigots. Formerly @shitlondon on Twitterhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3muys4xccjs2u We're only a couple of months away from when all the fascists start wearing poppies without even a hint irony.08 Sep 2026 10:16 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muys4xccjs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mumgp34fcc2lFor a song that played over the closing credits of a cartoon about raccoons this song goes harder than it has any right to https://youtu.be/WbkAiRV3m38?is=MsbNzjzEqiwYfyBr03 Sep 2026 12:19 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumgp34fcc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3muh3liordc2h"Here's why Tiny Tim deserves to die" [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 09:17 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muh3liordc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mueifcnrjs2sNew painting. It's the late 20th Century. You're stuck in a traffic jam on the M4. A Chris Rea cassette is playing. You want your parents to stop here so you can have a go on the dinosaur slide. They refuse.31 Aug 2026 08:28 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mueifcnrjs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mu7haa63kk2hPuce Bejam [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 08:24 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7haa63kk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mtxwcevjxk2bNice bit of anti-fash Greek toilet graffiti26 Aug 2026 08:32 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxwcevjxk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mtxqmiztxs2b [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 06:51 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxqmiztxs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mtxqfwgay22b So sad about Dolly Parton. She was by all accounts a rare human being who managed to balance supreme talent, fame & wealth without losing her kindness or humanity. I was lucky enough to meet her once & she was disarmingly folksy, open & unstarry despite being a megastar. It was almost surreal ♥️26 Aug 2026 06:47 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxqfwgay22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mtvgl6klu224Greek Signage Appreciation Post 🇬🇷25 Aug 2026 08:46 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvgl6klu224https://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mtsta3bavk2sMy Monday morning will mainly consist of clambering around this enormous ruined castle 👍24 Aug 2026 07:54 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsta3bavk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mt7lceae4s2iJust went to see The Odyssey and...it was okay. I didn't love it. I didn't hate it. Some great bits, some meh bits. Needed some moments of levity & perhaps some more Harryhausen in it's DNA.16 Aug 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7lceae4s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mt56sfg5n222What shall we call our estate agents? How about 'Darren'?15 Aug 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt56sfg5n222https://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mt4qukpjac2pCleaning the kitchen & listening to Curtis ✌️ https://youtu.be/BzsmciMNAGU?is=uiIv9VzGJpHpbKHI15 Aug 2026 13:13 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4qukpjac2phttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mszxgopjcs2i Last night the front door got double latched which meant that I was effectively locked out of the house. My partner had turned her phone off & despite me knocking & throwing pebbles onto the roof in an attempt to wake her stayed in a deep sleep unaware of my plight.14 Aug 2026 10:33 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mszxgopjcs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3msxazcscks2r For all those getting their A-level's today just remember that your results don't really matter - AI is taking any job you might've been qualified to do anyway, the planet is literally burning & you'll probably spend your future battling for resources in some arrid Mad Max-esque hellscape 👍13 Aug 2026 08:46 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxazcscks2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3msvpbehgj22rI've never seen this many people on Wimbledon Common12 Aug 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvpbehgj22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3msvlfghqok2b I for one refuse to wear special glasses to look at this eclipse. This is just another hoax devised by the world's scientists to extract money from hard working people like climate change or washing your hands with soap. Don't fall for it sheeple12 Aug 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvlfghqok2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3msumbl6m3s2vScuse me, mate. Which way to the esclipse?12 Aug 2026 07:30 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3msumbl6m3s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3msskhe5kps2vWatching 'Cookie Monster's Foodie Truck' this morning I was amazed when they featured an extended 'When Harry Met Sally' pastiche that was obviously written by someone with great love for the film11 Aug 2026 11:52 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3msskhe5kps2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3msqwv23vkk2hJust take him to the vet and get him put down already [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Aug 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqwv23vkk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3msqoqxhctk2hFlicking through one of my old Beatles books today I was particularly enamored with this spread10 Aug 2026 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqoqxhctk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3msqi4vccgc2hObviously I've left it until the last minute but does anyone know where I might score some eclipse glasses from???10 Aug 2026 16:05 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqi4vccgc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mspllphn722hFirst there was "Sharknado" now there's... [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Aug 2026 07:34 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mspllphn722hhttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mslkscm7h22kPainted another alpine scene this afternoon featuring a traditional mountain chalet 👍08 Aug 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslkscm7h22khttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mslblwmg7c2kThe face you pull when you get home & realise you forgot to buy milk which was the entire reason you went to the shops in the first place [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Aug 2026 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslblwmg7c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/patrickdalton.bsky.social/post/3mslayca3fs2kWhen road rage drivers collide ft. Ronnie Pickering08 Aug 2026 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:drtsiyt4cskjseqxd34fptdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslayca3fs2k