MMM stoatistician and filthy weasel, he/himhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mrkfvrdlfk2mhooooly shitsticks things I do not miss about working for the feds: anti-government extremists who are likely to be found in survey areas. still shocked to see it happen but I dreaded this sort of incident for years https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/25/california-forest-service-kidnapping-shasta https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/25/california-forest-service-kidnapping-shasta?CMP=share_btn_url26 Jul 2026 12:44 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkfvrdlfk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mrjjyrksms2mit's now been a year since I was laid off from my last natural resources job. it will likely be years before I work another one. it's nice to have a predictable income, predictable insurance, the ability to plan trips far in advance. but I miss the fresh air, the exercise, the wonder, the passion.26 Jul 2026 04:25 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrjjyrksms2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mqxr3bdvpc22APPARENTLY MY FIRST-AUTHOR FACT SHEET WAS PUBLISHED A YEAR AND A HALF AGO AND MY PROFESSOR JUST FORGOT TO TELL ME anyway if you wanna read my research on damage control of Wisconsin's tree squirrels for WI DNR and USDA, here is Johnson & Drake (2025): https://wildlifedamage.cals.wisc.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/289/2025/01/Tree-Squirrels-01-21-2025.pdf19 Jul 2026 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxr3bdvpc22https://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mmqaejgltc2prock wren giving a concert26 May 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmqaejgltc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mii22vdmjc2himmunohistochemistry hasn't tallied all my points yet for #2026MMM but when I get back to the lab it'll be 47. not bad! though I think the guy with the bracket labeled "RICE RAT SUPREMACY" beat me, so I've been outclassed by Team Rodent02 Apr 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mii22vdmjc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mihu2pajcc2hI am cheering for the whale tonight because I don't want mammals to break their streak of winning March Mammal Madness #2026MMM01 Apr 2026 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihu2pajcc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3miehefd2m222plants should be referred to by their common names as well as their scientific names [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Mar 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3miehefd2m222https://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mhyz6i7tjk2oI regird my loins every year I fill out an MMM bracket and pick an underseeded mustelid to win its division, despite ears of hearbreak and bracket busts #2026MMM [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Mar 2026 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhyz6i7tjk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mhyux2nx322othe honey badger art has been my favorite part of #2026MMM, each round I gasp anew27 Mar 2026 00:38 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhyux2nx322ohttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mhwcx3a7mc2ri am awake this time but have orchestra rehearsal again! if you're wondering where the stoatistics are, there's your answer [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Mar 2026 00:11 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhwcx3a7mc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mhuasxflvc23it me [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Mar 2026 04:28 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhuasxflvc23https://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mhtw2aefo223i totally thought the #2026MMM sweet sixteen was tonight and I'd napped through it25 Mar 2026 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtw2aefo223https://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mhharkmt2c22if you aren't checking the alt text from the #2026mmm narrators, you're missing out [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Mar 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhharkmt2c22https://bsky.app/profile/deathbymustelid.bsky.social/post/3mhhahmx4cs22my #2026mmm bracket is at 21 points going into the second round20 Mar 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:ds6h2d3e2ij33feli4jfrzxm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhhahmx4cs22