real live human boyhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3mkw2dxa6g22x03 May 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw2dxa6g22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3mcb2q3ehl22jthis is now just an account about how much i get along with my parents. my daughter had a sleepover with them this weekend, and my parents looked after the kids for a few hours. they sent me home with a pot roast. i hope your families are well!12 Jan 2026 22:12 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcb2q3ehl22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3m2crtpuuzs2vi think everyone here should pause for a moment and find gratitude for @jay.bsky.team and team for the opportunity to rage maenadically at authority figures who quite reasonably roll their eyes at your antics this is what true customer service means. this is peak ux did you even say thank you03 Oct 2025 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2crtpuuzs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3lwf2ctk6as2ywonder if i can post this here without getting banned14 Aug 2025 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwf2ctk6as2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3lrgge5syvk2myou could but isn't that a little heartless [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Jun 2025 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrgge5syvk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3lrdfm5vmek2g11 Jun 2025 12:24 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrdfm5vmek2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3lrdepxadbc2g11 Jun 2025 12:08 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrdepxadbc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3lixbjvd4xc27 [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Feb 2025 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lixbjvd4xc27https://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3ldpr26e6jc22i would like to announce that i have no opinion about the budget and i refuse to learn more20 Dec 2024 06:28 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldpr26e6jc22https://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3ldpqxjqqt222we need to talk about this bsky20 Dec 2024 06:26 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldpqxjqqt222https://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3ldn2rtjlz22pcolonialism is good for colonies because it increases their diversity19 Dec 2024 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldn2rtjlz22phttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3ld55vzafcs2xthere are only five genders12 Dec 2024 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld55vzafcs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3lblnkz4jb225 he was so real for this23 Nov 2024 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lblnkz4jb225https://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3lazqeera6s2qive done some important research and discovered that the main difference between bsky and twitter is that bsky operates in feminine homosocial mode and twitter is dominated by the masculine read more on x dot com the everything app: https://x.com/eigenrobot/status/1857565473199567143?t=2Y_7U0UeGxIXsmpRKdNgRQ&s=1916 Nov 2024 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazqeera6s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3laxkuzevdk2e15 Nov 2024 04:43 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3laxkuzevdk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3lawpaudh7k24i'd almost forgotten about this [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Nov 2024 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lawpaudh7k24https://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3law6tirzq22coh shit oh fuck hes on to us attention all tpot users. activate warplan CYBELE. awaken the sleepers [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Nov 2024 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3law6tirzq22chttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3law5x6ntsc2cim just glad ppl remember me [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Nov 2024 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3law5x6ntsc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3law5uxuark2cconsidering posting here more often because my guess is that bsky is heavily selecting for neuroticism and so consequently its more likely that i'll be able to upset people in this space14 Nov 2024 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3law5uxuark2chttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3k32tr6mnkq2hcurrently our unhoused population is forced to live downtown, where they suffer from high crime rates, because those are the only walkable neighborhoods available to help them overcome this challenge we should give them cars so they can migrate to safe suburban areas21 Jul 2023 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3k32tr6mnkq2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3k2yditbvb62nweekend idea: double feature20 Jul 2023 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2yditbvb62nhttps://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3k2vuzyyaag22when people are trying to be rude to you online the easiest winning tactic is to be ceaselessly warm and polite to them when people are being sarcastic, to be earnest and to take them at their literal meaning rather than their tone19 Jul 2023 22:42 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2vuzyyaag22https://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3k2vjuzahfk24i am asking people to stop using the b-slur this is hurtful to all people whose parents were not married at the time of their birth, and to their families the preferred term is "natural child"19 Jul 2023 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2vjuzahfk24https://bsky.app/profile/eigenrobot.bsky.social/post/3k2v4lwsvz62mif your prone to scrupulosity i have something for you to ponder. little brain teaser for you here it is: byzantine generals problem but for communicating sexual consent figure it out19 Jul 2023 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:dsamd6hpkl46pd2s6st5wccc/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2v4lwsvz62m