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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>The &#34;f&#34; in &#34;Middle of the road&#34;&#xA;&#xA;Runner&#xA;&#xA;Hi-Fi twat</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rtherringbone.bsky.social</link><title>@rtherringbone.bsky.social - ⚠ Invalid Handle</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rtherringbone.bsky.social/post/3myrtxmklik2v</link><description>I think I&#39;m ready for Summer again now.</description><pubDate>26 Oct 2026 13:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dsvztiny2urmbbwyncvhrqdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3myrtxmklik2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rtherringbone.bsky.social/post/3my56j47iwk2f</link><description>One of my favourite things about Sunday&#39;s is that I&#39;ve just had a second breakfast and it isn&#39;t even 9:30am yet 😋</description><pubDate>18 Oct 2026 08:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dsvztiny2urmbbwyncvhrqdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3my56j47iwk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rtherringbone.bsky.social/post/3mvsi5uedwk2a</link><description>Either my cat has barfed somewhere in the house, or my new coffee tastes great but smells of feline chunder.</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 15:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dsvztiny2urmbbwyncvhrqdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsi5uedwk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rtherringbone.bsky.social/post/3murafeo4w22z</link><description>I seem to have timed this little jaunt up to Scotland *perfectly*</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 10:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dsvztiny2urmbbwyncvhrqdy/app.bsky.feed.post/3murafeo4w22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rtherringbone.bsky.social/post/3mufkn2w2cs2v</link><description>The extent to which betting companies permeate every aspect of modern football is so unappealing. &#xA;&#xA;Shirt sponsors, stadium sponsors, pitch-side ads, every-other-ad on TV is betting related. 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