I play a statistician on TV and celebrate bat flips. I wrote two books: The Wire-to-Wire Reds & 100 Things Reds Fans Should Know & Do Before They Diehttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m34q7g5bas26These are Treinen Times for Dodgers fans.14 Oct 2025 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m34q7g5bas26https://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m34pdlmoms2kIt's crazy that the Reds practically destroyed Blake Snell this postseason compared to the Phillies and Brewers. They scored 2 runs on 4 hits off of him!14 Oct 2025 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m34pdlmoms2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m32arwut3k2iLongest drought since last LCS game win Reds - 10/12/1990 A's - 10/12/1992 Pirates - 10/13/1992 Orioles - 10/13/1997 Mariners - 1̶0̶/̶2̶0̶/̶2̶0̶0̶1̶ TONIGHT Twins - 10/8/2002 [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Oct 2025 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m32arwut3k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2xpl2ewqs2vI'm still rooting for the Reds to win the NLCS.12 Oct 2025 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2xpl2ewqs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2xouctnrk2hNo wild card teams in the LCS this year12 Oct 2025 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2xouctnrk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2xjri3hd222Update: Neither of them did, apparently. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Oct 2025 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2xjri3hd222https://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2xjiargwk2jI've never seen both teams claiming they've scored a touchdown on the same play before, but it's happening in Georgia-Auburn.12 Oct 2025 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2xjiargwk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2v3cdzktc2mThey don't kick their statistician out of the shot at FOX.11 Oct 2025 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2v3cdzktc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2uxljxdik25Adam Wainwright talking about Kirby's knuckle curve https://media.tenor.com/iWhvYDClRB0AAAAC/six-inches-elf.gif?hh=278&ww=49811 Oct 2025 00:48 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2uxljxdik25https://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2uwexmep222Our high school football team, man, I just don't know. They're 0-7, have lost 6 games by 30+ points, and are losing 42-0 at halftime tonight. On homecoming night, they were losing 14-0 after 20 seconds (I'm still not quite sure how). They lost that game 62-0.11 Oct 2025 00:26 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2uwexmep222https://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2umq7wht22a@litwick.net [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Oct 2025 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2umq7wht22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2skbava2s2hAlright Reds, I think Kyle Schwarber needs some salve and a reminder what home is like.10 Oct 2025 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2skbava2s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2sizgibtc2lVesia's wearing leggings, right?10 Oct 2025 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2sizgibtc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2rcfwzcik2qThe trick is to focus on one ball and try to hit it. Can't just swing randomly and hope you hit something like Bellinger clearly did. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Oct 2025 13:51 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2rcfwzcik2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2q3xe4zwk2dTheir bravery can help unite a nation [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Oct 2025 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2q3xe4zwk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2pkadzils2rI think I figured out why the world has gone to shit. People need to be more careful about where they put drying racks.08 Oct 2025 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2pkadzils2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2orugtnd22b [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Oct 2025 13:49 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2orugtnd22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2nfac4o6225Mekka Lekka Hi, Eugenio! (I was driving when he homered)08 Oct 2025 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2nfac4o6225https://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2murltoxk2oWatched an episode of Kids in the Hall (season 2, episode 11 - 12/18/1990) just now and there were 3 sketches that I thought were really relevant to our current times 🧵 https://youtu.be/Izj2xo97D9k?si=5LJrB08sFjYFJ3EV07 Oct 2025 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2murltoxk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2mextwpms2dThis sucks. I didn't eat there a lot, but I enjoyed the meals I had there. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Oct 2025 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2mextwpms2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2io5zjpmk2wLongest time since most recent home playoff win Reds - 10/6/1995 Mariners - 1̶0̶/̶1̶5̶/̶2̶0̶0̶1̶ TONIGHT Marlins - 10/23/2003 Rockies - 10/15/2007 Angels - 10/22/200906 Oct 2025 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2io5zjpmk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2iiyakdss2lThe booking for com commercial with "They're not our kids." "We're not?" still makes me chuckle despite seeing it dozens of times. The little girl's delivery is perfect.06 Oct 2025 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2iiyakdss2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2if6go7422mLa vie est absurde! [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Oct 2025 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2if6go7422mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jluckhaupt.bsky.social/post/3m2eqfqky7223The thing that truly sucks about stuff like this is that any "fix the franchise" articles are automatically made up fluff, so using an LLM to do the fluff for you is the epitome of lazy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Oct 2025 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:dva7yud3d2pgf5b4tpgmw2ac/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2eqfqky7223