Now with 20% more Pancake. He/him.https://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mq4c5hclos26Congrats to all Americans who are just now learning about Count Binface.08 Jul 2026 04:34 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq4c5hclos26https://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mlti5q2twc2zAfter reading CA-DSA discourse on Twitter, I came here and found someone apparently mad they didn't support Becerra and if that's not the most Bluesky thing ever...14 May 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlti5q2twc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mkl4xxh2v22tSomeone on DSAcord said "CA DSA is a good idea, just done badly." In response someone on LSCord said "CA DSA is a terrible idea done badly." The synthesis of these two theses is ultimately the correct one: California DSA is a terrible idea done well*. (*for a very particular definition of 'well')28 Apr 2026 17:40 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl4xxh2v22thttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mhylfvcv7c2yAs someone who learned cursive as a child: You absolutely don't need it. On a scale of 1 to square dancing, it's probably at least a 9 as a pointless waste of your time.26 Mar 2026 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhylfvcv7c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mhdvnu3elk24Thick burgers > smash burgers18 Mar 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhdvnu3elk24https://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mh2phu73lc2tI always thought "If he'd cheat on his wife, he'd cheat on his country" was a dumb argument but now I'm looking at Mamdani and going "Hmm"15 Mar 2026 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2phu73lc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mgpur5znzk2nPeople who dip pizza in ranch don't have working taste buds.10 Mar 2026 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgpur5znzk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mglssg7oic2tThis sort of thing gets pointed out all the time but it's still rare to see it in the same sentence like this: Israeli soldiers are "killed" while Lebanese civilians, not even identified as people, are "left dead". Can't even pretend it's not a conscious choice. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Mar 2026 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mglssg7oic2thttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mgdkrciwnk22I actually disagree that there was no appetite for the equivalent. For years media institutions gave tons of airtime and column-inches to Never-Trump Republicans before it was established that they had no constituency or audience other than Democrats who liked seeing Republicans attack Republicans. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Mar 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdkrciwnk22https://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mg6d5gmdxs22I do not love that elements in the left are willing to lean into "Americans dying for Israel" framing. Besides playing to antisemitism on the right (which is WHY it's popular among them) it's doubly inaccurate: 1) US civilians are significantly less vulnerable 2) "the US had no choice" is just lying03 Mar 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg6d5gmdxs22https://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mg3vcwakw22qWhen I tried to explain to someone why the "those expensive decor items on Wayfair are a cover for child trafficking" theory made no sense, they accused me of "defending capitalism" and also said their autism allowed them to recognize patterns others couldn't see.02 Mar 2026 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg3vcwakw22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mfw353uwb22hPlaying a game of Civilization Revolution to distract myself from GLP-1 symptoms and the Americans keep declaring war on everyone and bro I'm trying to play this to escape 😫28 Feb 2026 11:01 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfw353uwb22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3meldtzgdvk2mReading a take out there in the wilds of bsky that says the IC is the way it is (derogatory) because "malapportionment" gives small chapters outsized weight and I guess along with my adage "Never trust Groundwork's math" I can add "and their foreign policy takes are trash, too"11 Feb 2026 11:12 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3meldtzgdvk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3med6odupr22nHow come they called these "skeets" and not "bleets". Missed opportunity, frankly.08 Feb 2026 05:18 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3med6odupr22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mec5ypal6s2bPossibly my least favorite part of Twitter right now (and that covers some ground) is how under any tweet with any traction (and some without much) you'll see replies of "@grok is this true?" or "@grok explain this to me". Stop asking the Nazi CSAM-and-Plagiarism bot to do your thinking for you!07 Feb 2026 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mec5ypal6s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3me7nyh57ck2lNo we should not make org endorsements like Twitch subs ffs.06 Feb 2026 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3me7nyh57ck2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3md2babljn22qIf a midwesterner says "I could never live in California, they have earthquakes", take hold of their shoulders and give them a firm shaking for 10 seconds. Once that's done, tell them "Now stuff yourself in your freezer for three months and tell me which is worse."22 Jan 2026 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3md2babljn22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3mcxm7ydkxs22TBF they probably want us to take to the street and start breaking shit like the French do if someone tries to make them work longer hours, which, fair point, really. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jan 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcxm7ydkxs22https://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3m46wbhhw6c2bI dunno if that dude needs more drugs or less, but the current dosage is definitely not getting the job done. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Oct 2025 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3m46wbhhw6c2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3m33zo6cuzc2c...man, what do you do when a right-wing article claims you did a thing, and it's completely made-up, but the thing it's lying about you doing would have been cool as hell if you'd actually done it?13 Oct 2025 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33zo6cuzc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/excallq.bsky.social/post/3ly52lpbyds2iEconomist reporter: "Excuse me sir, with Europe's absence of robotaxis, are you concerned with how far you're falling behind in the realm of transport?" European: *is already half a kilometer away by the time the question is finished because he's on a high-speed train* [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2025 01:47 +0000at://did:plc:dvf465d56fcppew42ftm7sgx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly52lpbyds2i