Voice Actor, Singer, Menacehttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lyvbf7pys22ePOV I have been mildly inconvenienced15 Sep 2025 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyvbf7pys22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lupvpwjg4c22"Mommy, I have a boo-boo!" my two year old says, pointing to her skinned knee. "You have a boo-boo too!" she exclaims, referring to a freckle I have on my stomach, as she yanks my shirt straight up in the middle of the Aldi dairy aisle24 Jul 2025 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lupvpwjg4c22https://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lstlu4222k2uHey hi hello if you are reading or plan on reading Project Hail Mary there is a trailer out for the new movie and you CANNOT WATCH IT. If it pops up on your feed somewhere, skip it immediately unless you want the best part spoiled for you.30 Jun 2025 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lstlu4222k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lsm3pblycs2hMy grocery store sets out a basket of free fruit for kids to eat while you shop and some sly little malcontent keeps throwing a whole ass raw plantain in there.27 Jun 2025 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsm3pblycs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lrssmcdi6k2xTampa peeps, this Friday I'm shaking the dust off my improv skills for your entertainment and/or derision! Join us, won't you? https://carrollwoodcenter.org/calendar/tampa-metropolitan-improv-8/17 Jun 2025 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrssmcdi6k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lrl53jcnys2d14 Jun 2025 14:13 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrl53jcnys2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lr6karyngc2tCan't seem to find enough music for your workout playlist to help you power through a set? Were you a traumatized preteen at one point? Just pull up some of the music 14-year old you listened to, because I can pretty much guarantee they were a much more intense person than you!09 Jun 2025 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr6karyngc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lr4d4b4pdc2wThere's a new Aldi opening five minutes from my house this week and let me tell you I am "more excited about this than I ever have been for any concert or convention" years old.08 Jun 2025 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr4d4b4pdc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lr2ef36hhk2yMy kid said I was almost as pretty as Minnie Mouse it's a big day for me07 Jun 2025 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr2ef36hhk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lqv7slrwn22rWho could have foreseen this turn of events? [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Jun 2025 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqv7slrwn22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lqndijp5v222Amidst all the Hunter Schafer Zelda rumors, allow me to double down on my assertion that Morgan Davies needs to play Link. A beautiful blonde boy who looks like he's about 5 ft tall and weighs approximately ten apples, but still seems ready to square up at all times. What more do you need?02 Jun 2025 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqndijp5v222https://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lqnbq23np22gPissed off one of the locals while power washing the back patio02 Jun 2025 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqnbq23np22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lqilzolavs2xI asked my two year old to draw our dog, Viggy, and I don't think I could have captured his very essence this well.31 May 2025 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqilzolavs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lqd5b3f7ak2iI saw someone on here say "If your life is an endless cycle of dirty dishes and laundry, then it's actually an endless cycle of home cooked meals and fresh clean clothes," and I really needed that perspective today29 May 2025 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqd5b3f7ak2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lqd3p5ghps2gPost chicken tacos today for no reason at all29 May 2025 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqd3p5ghps2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lptsj7e3w22iAdventure Time is just what would happen if two straight white teenage boys played a DND campaign run by women and queer people.23 May 2025 14:07 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lptsj7e3w22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lpol2gmv7s2fMe, a former ballroom dance instructor, ready to ruin my knees all over again now that Tiktok is making the samba whisk popular #blueshirtguy https://media.tenor.com/aYYjXhFYQx0AAAAC/oogway-my-time-has-come.gif?hh=250&ww=25021 May 2025 12:10 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpol2gmv7s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lpa3t2siek2hI'm convinced that @chucktingle.bsky.social and Quan Millz are just seelie and unseelie versions of the same creature15 May 2025 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpa3t2siek2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lp5sxpkewc2qOh dang, we're getting a Superman with a personality?? https://youtu.be/Ox8ZLF6cGM0?si=cBC5bsrCsu8skyzE14 May 2025 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp5sxpkewc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lp36vhvxpk2yTampa/Brandon folks, ICE has set up a checkpoint at the Brandon exit of I-75, so if you plan on being out that way today, I would recommend finding an alternate route to avoid delays.13 May 2025 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp36vhvxpk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lovhs5dnms2oMy husband made me mochi waffles for Mother's Day and the texture is incredible11 May 2025 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lovhs5dnms2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3loqqpvvdwk23The same bean, three days apart. 🌱09 May 2025 15:32 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3loqqpvvdwk23https://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3loo3bmrtvc2mYesterday I passed Tony Dungy in the Publix parking lot, which I thought was interesting until I told my friends and every one of them was like "Yeah, I saw him at the bookstore last week," and "I see him at my Home Depot all the time." So I guess Tony Dungy is just the world's worst cryptid.08 May 2025 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3loo3bmrtvc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3loe33b2y2s2jCheck it out! 🚀✨ [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2025 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3loe33b2y2s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/ericagarraffa.bsky.social/post/3lodtfqu2gs22I've seen four different headlines in the last week that are some variation of "Why are Aldi Cashiers Allowed to Sit Down?" I hope each of you stood the entire time that you were drafting these articles.04 May 2025 12:15 +0000at://did:plc:dwtgriufvanrmxcdwr37th6s/app.bsky.feed.post/3lodtfqu2gs22