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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>From California.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social</link><title>@itty53.bsky.social - Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mpyxtucd322g</link><description>picturing this guy reading skeets aloud to himself and being frustrated&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 Jul 2026 20:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyxtucd322g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mpyloljqm22g</link><description>dedication to depicting popular dance in comics is on point&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 Jul 2026 17:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyloljqm22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mpyektzjes2g</link><description>CEO may as well demand a kajillion dollars revenue, sounds exactly as reasonable. This is really another facet of &#34;everyone is 12&#34; holding strong.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 Jul 2026 15:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyektzjes2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mpvts5a6s22s</link><description>Kathy Bates. &#xA;&#xA;I have no idea why besides the sheer awesomeness of her work, but I think she&#39;d be one of the most lovely people to chat with over just about anything.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 Jul 2026 15:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpvts5a6s22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mpu3spnxy22b</link><description>don&#39;t anyone tell him where the statue of liberty came from&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Jul 2026 22:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpu3spnxy22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mptw5wizwk2b</link><description>Should be noted, the bishop himself was asked this question by one of the deacons (at the request of a shy but devout parishioner) and he assured us it was still just one gathering in the Lord&#39;s name because there was only one parking lot. &#xA;&#xA;John Steinbock (the bishop) was known to be kinda funny.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Jul 2026 20:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptw5wizwk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mptodozivc2b</link><description>Why are they framing this around Costco _at all_‽&#xA;&#xA;It&#39;s literally just &#34;impulse buys add up over a lifetime&#34;. &#xA;&#xA;Nothing to do with Costco beyond &#34;you can impulse buy there like you can anywhere&#34;, and 100% &#34;you&#39;re poor because you enjoy yourself occasionally&#34; messaging. &#xA;&#xA;Fuck all this.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Jul 2026 18:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptodozivc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mptl7u3ves2l</link><description>Coming up extremely Catholic I recall the bishop attending mass at the local church for the first time since its grand opening. They had overflow seating set up downstairs and even outside, with CCTVs.&#xA;&#xA;Someone asked if that was technically communion because it was a separate gathering.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Jul 2026 17:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptl7u3ves2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mpqptiizes2l</link><description>&#34;I risk opening a can of worms&#34;&#xA;&#xA;You knew you were about to say some bullshit you have no evidence for out on a stage with an audience that was going to call you on your bullshit. &#xA;&#xA;Yeah bro, that&#39;s a can of worms ain&#39;t it.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Jul 2026 14:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpqptiizes2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mpogleuel22l</link><description>we used to throw water balloons at cars at night. you had to time it just right from the overlook, but you&#39;d only time against the headlights. once the guy let go of the balloon and immediately said &#34;cop!&#34; and what a night that was.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Jul 2026 16:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpogleuel22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mplujulqg22e</link><description>I remember my friend&#39;s older brother smashing his PC/CD game collection in a violent rage, for instance. I remember getting propositioned on the Internet by grown men as a 12 year old boy in a chat room. I remember when EVERY chat room had Nazis and that was just the norm.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>01 Jul 2026 15:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mplujulqg22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mph66rhets2n</link><description>i was at a water park over the weekend and overheard a rotund little child of no more than 11 singing this song to himself&#xA;&#xA;the kids don&#39;t even have their own music anymore&#xA;&#xA;imagine being 11 and the song you choose to sing is an academy award winning hit from a quarter century ago&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>29 Jun 2026 18:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mph66rhets2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mpfi7be5m22n</link><description>hot take: packages should take six weeks to arrive.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>29 Jun 2026 02:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpfi7be5m22n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mpa3ci4vfk2h</link><description>Balloon go up, see where balloon go. He&#39;s decided he wants to run, he&#39;s just getting ahead of things and putting a balloon up to see which way the wind is going about it. &#xA;&#xA;Anyway.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Jun 2026 23:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpa3ci4vfk2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mp7xquoo3k2h</link><description>I don&#39;t recall LAPD had ever really even admitted &#34;law enforcement gangs&#34; exist (they do). Just that alone seems a pretty significant deal. &#xA;&#xA;Two guys don&#39;t make a gang. The implication is there&#39;s other known members of this gang they aren&#39;t reprimanding, and we should ask why.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Jun 2026 22:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7xquoo3k2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mp7k7f6uvs2h</link><description>Wanted to call attention to language. &#xA;&#xA;altNOAA employs a linguistic trick that tells me they&#39;re not just a passionate rube cosplaying but someone who&#39;s actually trained to argue in public.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Jun 2026 18:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7k7f6uvs2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mp73tl3cvs2u</link><description>They gave the game away in the sign, of course they aren&#39;t deterred.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Jun 2026 13:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp73tl3cvs2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mp734s4vls2u</link><description>Peppa was ruinous before.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Jun 2026 13:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp734s4vls2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mp3cpoielk2q</link><description>&#34;remember who got us in this position? well she wouldn&#39;t be complaining about where we are now, but coercing these newly elected officials into changing the values which got them elected by their constituents&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Jun 2026 01:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp3cpoielk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/itty53.bsky.social/post/3mp2xa4fkns2q</link><description>Legit though, winning elections throws a wrench in their goals. They&#39;re justifiably upset and taken off guard by that and it cuts directly into their bottom line (and they know that). &#xA;&#xA;There&#39;s no sarcasm anywhere here, winning is a problem for the business structure that is the DNC.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>24 Jun 2026 22:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dxb76ilhlkam6tsfp3jcbysm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp2xa4fkns2q</guid></item></channel></rss>