💼 Product manager / UX + a11y guy. 🇫🇮 Finnish coastal dweller. 🍗 My spirit animal is rotisserie chicken. 🍍 My safeword is Esc → :q → Enter 🗣️ My pronouns are hän/hänen. 🤞 Cautiously optimistic.https://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mtognow5i22lObscure joke of the day: The imam's wife told me the aubergines keep soaking up all the olive oil, so I asked how much olive oil she's got and she said she just goes to the bazaar and buys more, so I said it sounds like she's just feeding olive oil to the aubergines, and then her husband fainted.22 Aug 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtognow5i22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mtcntzpefs2oHave had trouble sleeping for the past few weeks, so I got some melatonin in the form of a crystalline powder you pour directly on the tongue. Of course I manage to INHALE it, so now, at half past midnight, I'm still coughing up phlegm and melatonin dust. 😑17 Aug 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcntzpefs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mrwqnqmvs22vI31 Jul 2026 10:28 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrwqnqmvs22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mrrigvd5u22nWhat's your sign? [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 08:18 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrrigvd5u22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mqmksfb2hs2kWtf I just did a non-stop HOUR on the rowing machine. 20km?!? And it felt GOOD??!? WHAT IS HAPPENING??14 Jul 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmksfb2hs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mqjzsjvhak2jWhat is it with Trump and renaming stuff? How will that even fit on... nevermind, it does fit. Carry on! [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjzsjvhak2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mput4qiajs2sWelp, the people in Washington DC finally got a taste of what it's like to be on the receiving end of millions of dollars worth of US firepower 😁05 Jul 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mput4qiajs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mpk7s6izx22eThis made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts 😂 [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Jul 2026 00:04 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpk7s6izx22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mo4lyorgq226fuck yessss!!! 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇲🇩 [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Jun 2026 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4lyorgq226https://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mlywlopvic2qLove watching European democracy in action 😁16 May 2026 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlywlopvic2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mlxtl3ss2c25What the designer mocked up vs what was implemented. #ux16 May 2026 12:22 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxtl3ss2c25https://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mjhcdgqnbc2kI estimate we're just a few weeks away from Trump declaring that he will build the US equivalent of the Russian War Church to distance the US from woke-Christianity [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Apr 2026 11:41 +0000at://did:plc:dz2ipnsda2samvbv3bznma2f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhcdgqnbc2k