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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>💼 Product manager / UX + a11y guy.&#xA;🇫🇮 Finnish coastal dweller.&#xA;🍗 My spirit animal is rotisserie chicken.&#xA;🍍 My safeword is Esc → :q → Enter&#xA;🗣️ My pronouns are hän/hänen.&#xA;🤞 Cautiously optimistic.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social</link><title>@rolfsmeds.bsky.social - Rolf Smeds</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rolfsmeds.bsky.social/post/3mxr3hxrr4c2c</link><description>Another busy day at the #JavaCRO conference in #Rovinj, Croatia. &#xA;&#xA;It&#39;s a bit too sunny on the patio to see my screen properly... 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