Writer. Nah pop no style. Journalism: www.authory.com/davidbarnett Books: www.amazon.co.uk/stores/author/B0034PY7ZW Comics: leagueofcomicgeeks.com/people/16810/david-barnett Agent: Laura Williams, Greene & Heaton greeneheaton.co.uk/clients/david-m-barnetthttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3ml2ef4ugtc26Can’t believe I almost let #StarWarsDay pass without pulling out this classic of R2-D2 pointing at an empty bird box while I steady his stepladder. #maythe4thbewithyou04 May 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2ef4ugtc26https://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3ml23hgvfus2wAbsolute cunt, you are.04 May 2026 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml23hgvfus2whttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkznbuawo22zRight, I've done enough gags, go and buy my book while it's still on 99p offer. https://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mky4dlph7k2y [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 12:10 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkznbuawo22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkzn5zigqs2zThese aren't the druids you're looking for #MayThe4thBeWithYou04 May 2026 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzn5zigqs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkzhnr7yuk2mA friend came to me for advice because she's constantly imagining entire countries populated only by women with exactly the same first name. I couldn't help, though. I can't deal with her Lucy nations.04 May 2026 10:29 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzhnr7yuk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mky4dlph7k2ySCRATCH MOSS currently 99p on ebook from the following vendors. Don't make me send Charlie Buttons round. Amazon: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Scratch-Moss-original-horror-Withered-ebook/dp/B0FTFVLD1R Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/scratch-moss/id6753302003 Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/scratch-moss Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details...03 May 2026 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mky4dlph7k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkwn3d5pms2jUp the workers! Coal not dole! Bit of working-class, post-industrial folk horror for your #LabourDay weekend, with SCRATCH MOSS on a very strike-pay friendly offer of 99p on Kindle and all other ebook platforms! Buying links in first reply.03 May 2026 07:28 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwn3d5pms2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkx7r3neuk2mI’m peeling the biggest potato I’ve ever seen in my life.03 May 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkx7r3neuk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkwn3d5pms2jUp the workers! Coal not dole! Bit of working-class, post-industrial folk horror for your #LabourDay weekend, with SCRATCH MOSS on a very strike-pay friendly offer of 99p on Kindle and all other ebook platforms! Buying links in first reply.03 May 2026 07:28 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwn3d5pms2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkwjigt45k2aBongo, Rory, Twang and Boots. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 06:24 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwjigt45k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkttttlmjk2qI think this is the highest Amazon ranking for any of my folk horror books, thanks to the current 99p Kindle deal on SCRATCH MOSS. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Scratch-Moss-original-horror-Withered-ebook/dp/B0FTFVLD1R02 May 2026 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkttttlmjk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkttttlmjk2qI think this is the highest Amazon ranking for any of my folk horror books, thanks to the current 99p Kindle deal on SCRATCH MOSS. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Scratch-Moss-original-horror-Withered-ebook/dp/B0FTFVLD1R02 May 2026 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkttttlmjk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mksxjxw5jk2nHad a May Day drink? G’wan, chuck 99p at this. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Scratch-Moss-original-horror-Withered-ebook/dp/B0FTFVLD1R01 May 2026 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksxjxw5jk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkrku3tyn22cOn this fine Beltane morn, I can tell you that as a May Day celebration, my folk horror novel SCRATCH MOSS is down to 99p on Kindle for a limited time only. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Scratch-Moss-original-horror-Withered-ebook/dp/B0FTFVLD1R01 May 2026 07:05 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrku3tyn22chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mksdco5fa22dWhich means you can read some of my work for free including: Jim Moir: https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/culture/73079/interview-with-jim-moir-vic-reeves-painting-neo-fauna Constantine: https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/culture/70761/the-most-important-british-character-in-us-comics-john-constantine-hellblazer-alan-moore Cornish folk horror: https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/culture/70495/welcome-to-weird-kernow-cornwall-folk-horror Green Man pubs https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/culture/69843/raise-a-pint-to-the-green-man [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksdco5fa22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mksa7jd3is2dIt's a good job they didn't have autocorrect in Anthony Shaffer's day or The Wicker Man would have taken place on Summarise.01 May 2026 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksa7jd3is2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkrlnypdpc2chttps://open.substack.com/pub/davidmbarnett/p/you-wouldnt-want-to-be-around-here?r=b6y87&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web01 May 2026 07:19 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrlnypdpc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkrku3tyn22cOn this fine Beltane morn, I can tell you that as a May Day celebration, my folk horror novel SCRATCH MOSS is down to 99p on Kindle for a limited time only. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Scratch-Moss-original-horror-Withered-ebook/dp/B0FTFVLD1R01 May 2026 07:05 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrku3tyn22chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkqeyt5vek23This time last year I was on Summerisle…30 Apr 2026 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqeyt5vek23https://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkqedyyj4k23A very merry Walpurgisnacht, witches. See you on the Brocken.30 Apr 2026 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqedyyj4k23https://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkpugvhrlk2cOh no Ted off Gone Fishing has died.30 Apr 2026 14:51 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpugvhrlk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkp3f72kh22iHad an actual dream last night where I kidnapped @ssnyder1835.bsky.social and held him in a warehouse tied to a chair like on Reservoir Dogs until he agreed to vouch to DC for a huge pile of Absolute pitches I made him read. I really need to step away from pitching for a while 😂30 Apr 2026 07:23 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkp3f72kh22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mknls7iqic2iGet the King on #snluk now.29 Apr 2026 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknls7iqic2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/davidmbarnett.bsky.social/post/3mkmkvjmgrs2wWhen your robot is near the end of its life, it goes to Digitas to have its systems humanely wiped.29 Apr 2026 07:22 +0000at://did:plc:e2ttbi353a52crrzjr5esvb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmkvjmgrs2w