Freelance writer. LateNighter, AV Club, Ultimate Classic Rock, Paste, Primetimer, Portland Press Herald, EW, etc. See my stuff at https://authory.com/DennisPerkins Currently preparing for the coming Thunderdome. Join me, won't you? https://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mkb7gfjxlc2gI am genuinely delighted when a sport hunter gets killed by an animal. Not proud or ashamed—just how it is.24 Apr 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkb7gfjxlc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mkatfqiri22iAgreed. Oh, Donald Trump is a Russian asset and a child rapist who should be manacled in a medieval dungeon. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkatfqiri22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mkas62trkc2iThe #GBBO judges were never more incorrect than when they failed to appreciate Jordan’s kaiju cookie.24 Apr 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkas62trkc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mkard6vbqs2gLive you life such that the world never collectively thinks, “Come on, dick cancer!” [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkard6vbqs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mk6elfnlmk23#NeverTrustCops. Too clearly, most are simply attracted to the idea that they will be untouchable. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6elfnlmk23https://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mk3zj5oxtc2aI mean, if anything, they flattered Leno by shrinking his enormous melon two times. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3zj5oxtc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mk3vkqjrqc2wIf Platner loses… [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3vkqjrqc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mjzwznbn5k24Don’t fucking support things owned by evil people. #Coachella is deeply skippable. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzwznbn5k24https://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mjzunv2ex22cFollowing in Kraft’s footsteps of using a woman then leaving her to take the rap. God, the #Patriots are trash on every level. https://apnews.com/article/mike-vrabel-dianna-russini-patriots-nfl-f14287cb770c548420e33844a9a2c9f921 Apr 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzunv2ex22chttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mjzlxbrlqc2cRepost with your first crush. I’m not young. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzlxbrlqc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mjzbliioxk2eWithout posting your age name a movie that was released when you turned 18. https://youtu.be/H2-26rb7S38?si=UQ4xG3fvdOUo7sZ0 [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzbliioxk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mjzbbfeagk2e#MakeBigotsFamous. Now: Republican (naturally) congress-Nazi #BrandonGill. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzbbfeagk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dennisperkins5.bsky.social/post/3mjyejl3bck2rArt and humanism make their stand at this year’s #MaineJewishFilmFestival. My piece in the @pressherald.com: https://www.pressherald.com/2026/04/20/the-maine-jewish-film-festival-kicks-off-its-most-ambitious-lineup-yet/21 Apr 2026 06:35 +0000at://did:plc:e4hick2giogxekrs2hvqwpfs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjyejl3bck2r