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Mr Onion stan.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social</link><title>@jvancitters.bsky.social - John Van Citters</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social/post/3mvpv3ahfek2m</link><description>Oh, it’s bad bad.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 14:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:e5aej6ge4e5kfy54pt3km6lu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpv3ahfek2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social/post/3mvnzqhfpyc2e</link><description>Controls of the Enterprise are notoriously fickle.&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/35/a8/u1VOAXkI.gif?hh=371&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=HU4taLiVCTEUTNhZZ1u&amp;webm=unEUmPu7IeRUqh8CCkKv</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 20:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:e5aej6ge4e5kfy54pt3km6lu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnzqhfpyc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social/post/3mvnlvg53l222</link><description>I asked 5 clickbait headline writers which tactic they favor. 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We need to BUILD SkyNet as fast as we can!!’</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 21:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:e5aej6ge4e5kfy54pt3km6lu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6zavxpk222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social/post/3mv4erdsepc2u</link><description>Yes, but wont someone think about the future of dank memes.?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 20:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:e5aej6ge4e5kfy54pt3km6lu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4erdsepc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social/post/3muyruxsmhk2j</link><description>Happy Star Trek Day!</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 10:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:e5aej6ge4e5kfy54pt3km6lu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyruxsmhk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social/post/3mux4xgpsrs2b</link><description>It’s Star Trek Day Eve! Don’t forget to leave cookies and milk for Kahless, Surak, Q, the Great Bird of the Galaxy, Tuvix, or the quasi-religious entity of your choice!</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 18:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:e5aej6ge4e5kfy54pt3km6lu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux4xgpsrs2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social/post/3muuomoe74k2s</link><description>Still canon.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 19:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:e5aej6ge4e5kfy54pt3km6lu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuomoe74k2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social/post/3muukwhbxtk2s</link><description>Have arrived in Londinium. 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Nothing but the quiet hummmmm of the nacelles and the occasional static discharge.</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 02:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:e5aej6ge4e5kfy54pt3km6lu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muiwjdsohc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social/post/3mudvwizoas2f</link><description>Spending a little time with an old friend tonight.</description><pubDate>31 Aug 2026 02:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:e5aej6ge4e5kfy54pt3km6lu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudvwizoas2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jvancitters.bsky.social/post/3muauz6aixs26</link><description>Clearly no respect for continuity!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 22:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:e5aej6ge4e5kfy54pt3km6lu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muauz6aixs26</guid></item></channel></rss>