they/he. if you can't laugh at a fart then, like, what's the point. || formerly whyyesitscar on twitterhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mrlp4xx45c2mpacking to move is really an exercise in discovering how many batteries you set aside to "recycle" over the years and actually did jack shit about27 Jul 2026 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlp4xx45c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mrbqddxl522swatching the lead dwindle in last minute of any chicago sky game https://static.klipy.com/ii/39f2394ae36df6e199be9eb7c9fa1012/82/6a/uvGtgUrW.gif?hh=280&ww=498&mp4=NWz010nPK7wMXt&webm=d7akrr7QxuPIpIPdSc23 Jul 2026 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbqddxl522shttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mpadhcley22xsky got me feeling hope again27 Jun 2026 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpadhcley22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mowcd2uwic2qevery WNBA game I've watched tonight has disgusted me, what foul brew is in the air23 Jun 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mowcd2uwic2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mordf5ifjs2nsky......my heart can't take these games......21 Jun 2026 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mordf5ifjs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mojwk7blqc2ai can't wait to get to a point where i'm celebrating actual sky wins but AUGH what a game. we're so close!!!18 Jun 2026 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mojwk7blqc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mnupcu4w6k2athe world is healing09 Jun 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnupcu4w6k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mne2kw2eps2rmaybe if i stop watching sky games they'll actually win one03 Jun 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mne2kw2eps2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mmwgb7tyh22vserena williams is coming back to tennis to play doubles with victoria mboko, no one talk to me i'm so emotional (everyone talk to me; i'm so emotional)28 May 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmwgb7tyh22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mlwxbeyyik26caption on a huggies commercial just said "baby is AI created for safety of babies in the NICU" i hate everything about this game, including the ads. good grief!!!!!16 May 2026 03:55 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwxbeyyik26https://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mlwrlipj3s2uwatching the alleged sky/mercury feed on ion on youtube tv and yet the game they're playing is sparks/tempo. please.............please all i want is reliable wnba coverage i don't have to work for.....16 May 2026 02:14 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwrlipj3s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mh2spha4e222steak fries, or: i'm just looking for a vessel to sop up all this honey mustard15 Mar 2026 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2spha4e222https://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3mdh7jq6otc2ythe fact that i have to wait for a college basketball game to finish before ESPN will think about airing a women's tennis match between two top 5 ranked players, and i can't watch it online without paying $30/month........this country is a CESSPOOL28 Jan 2026 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdh7jq6otc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3maad2qeod22wWhat are your five favorite episodes of television, any show, any genre? Warehouse 13, "For the Team" She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Save the Cat" Doctor Who, "The Girl in the Fireplace" The Haunting of Bly Manor, "Altar of the Dead" Steven Universe, "Giant Woman" [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Dec 2025 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3maad2qeod22whttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3ma4mxysoic2gthe radio following "good luck babe" with "golden" is exactly the energy I needed for today16 Dec 2025 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma4mxysoic2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3m7xjgpmnx22emikaela shiffrin and alice robinson are really playing their own game this season of how many runs they can have that best their competitors by a second or more14 Dec 2025 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7xjgpmnx22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3m7e7wo2rlc2lmy favorite thing about following the alpine ski circuit is always, always watching the podium finishers hug each other when the last skier comes down the hill07 Dec 2025 00:08 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7e7wo2rlc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3m5mb7liqi22cthe yearning in tom delonge's "where are you / and i'm so sorry" is the same as paul simon's "kathy, i'm lost / i said, though i knew she was sleeping" and sometimes you just gotta take a walk on an autumn day and go crazy about it14 Nov 2025 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5mb7liqi22chttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3m4mlm2ses22qI'm gonna poop my pants and I don't even like baseball, please blue jays02 Nov 2025 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4mlm2ses22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3m4lsgdwhns2hi know the lyric isn't "torn, i turn to my bow, sauron" but i can't help hearing every chorus that way. you will never convince me greta van fleet's "the archer" isn't about LOTR01 Nov 2025 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4lsgdwhns2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3m4gjf2klnk2amy boss: do you still have my phone? did you bring it back? me, watching her scroll through text messages: i want you to take a second and think about what you're doing right now30 Oct 2025 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4gjf2klnk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3m3j6ynzcwc2ame, every time i get even slightly bored: calamity? it's time to rewatch exu: calamity??19 Oct 2025 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3j6ynzcwc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3m347ffripc2yabsolutely nothing will humble you faster than realizing how gunky you've allowed your phone & case to get, good GRIEF13 Oct 2025 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m347ffripc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cargoes.bsky.social/post/3m2q4qirh5k2ya'ja you couldn't just let them have ONE, come on09 Oct 2025 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:e6qsifeplen2shddhrdubemo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2q4qirh5k2y