Meaningful insights from an absurd, petty human being. The Internet's preeminent anti-horse activist. He/Him.https://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mrqaqadn7s2hGet ready to fall in love, America! [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqaqadn7s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mrnziily622kshould Blussky add poll features? Repost for Yes! Like for No! [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnziily622khttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mrno5bj2bc2qmonitoring the situation [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrno5bj2bc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mrl2b3mfn22pAttention professional critics: the entirety of my next paycheck is yours, if your published review of the new Ryan Murphy series consists solely of the sentence “More like THE SHARTS.”26 Jul 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrl2b3mfn22phttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mrfkht5qis2a"The Cubemother is back." "Bringing vengeance?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfkht5qis2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mrdo72qgh22i [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdo72qgh22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mrdcz7agj22bMy idols are all dead, my enemies are in power, and my coworkers write all their emails with AI23 Jul 2026 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdcz7agj22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mrd7zebszs2hWe can do this without perpetuating hagiography for Blockbuster, one of the primary guilty parties for destroying the video rental industry. Especially in DC Metro. Remember your history—if you want to rekindle video store nostalgia, make it a Little Free Erol’s. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrd7zebszs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mrbwn4pi4k2xQuick heads up: none of you motherfuckers better pull this on me after I die. Y’all wouldn’t even retweet my shit when I was alive. When you get got for posting, you’re on your own. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 03:49 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbwn4pi4k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mr3jch65r22nOverheard from the crowd exiting AMC Lincoln Square: “The Cyclops? That was TOTALLY from Percy Jackson.”20 Jul 2026 14:35 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3jch65r22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mqih6rx2as2tNOPE ABSOLUTELY NOT DO NOT TRUST THAT HORSE [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqih6rx2as2thttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mqfrlqlkvc2lmfw Italian feelings get hurt11 Jul 2026 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfrlqlkvc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mqfe2grxs22lmitch mcconnell’s texts rn [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2026 19:02 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfe2grxs22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mq3bksbsjs2tfurther evidence New York Or Nowhere is the official apparel of rich deadbeats who hate New York07 Jul 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq3bksbsjs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mpwxocasis2iWow, what a shame this didn’t work for her Don’t give up, Lis Smith! Keep making your Harry Potter Liberal-ass candidates do this shit 20 or 30 more times, eventually it’ll pay off! [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jul 2026 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpwxocasis2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mphfcffbuk25this is also my review for SHRINKING (2023- ) [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jun 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mphfcffbuk25https://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mp7rg2mots2d“SEE?! I fuckin told you!” – Tina Weymouth [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jun 2026 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7rg2mots2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mp4n4xcokc26MAGA will literally resurrect the gin-bloated corpse of McCarthyism rather than investigate Epstein's clients25 Jun 2026 14:26 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp4n4xcokc26https://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mp2an5mg5k2ithe media wing of the Horse Lobby is scrambling to get ahead of negative press, making desperate outreach for more propaganda we've got Big Horse running scared folks24 Jun 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp2an5mg5k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3moz4nvzuns2ySomeone ask Nancy D’Alesandro if she’s still a Dan Goldman Democrat [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jun 2026 04:53 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3moz4nvzuns2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3morisjarqc2vArrested for what charge? For smoking a succulent Spanish Cigarillo?! [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jun 2026 04:09 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3morisjarqc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mnzhdem4zs2uHere’s my 100% sincere offer, @mayor.nyc.gov: if you finally ban the horses, I will quit my job and start a socialist co-op electric carriage tour company in Central Park. Our first carriage will be named “Fiorello Mamdani” in your honor, and we’ll give you and Rama the inaugural ride. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jun 2026 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzhdem4zs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mokzngyb5s2yAll my talk of banning horses reads as wacky exaggeration, but this is not a joke to me. One-ton work animals don't belong in a dense, loud, modern city. They're insanely powerful and unpredictable, which usually results in killing themselves. Now a kid is dead. This should have stopped years ago. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jun 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mokzngyb5s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3moig7a256s2wadvertising Roku to Fox News audiences: imagine a gun17 Jun 2026 13:28 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3moig7a256s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mobgaj4o7c2kActually, y’know what? No. Knicks hype is over. I’m standing on business. Literally every train and bus in NYC today has been 10-20 minutes delayed and I blame Sports. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jun 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mobgaj4o7c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social/post/3mhonkdjmbs2nme after every time I criticize New Haven Pizza22 Mar 2026 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:eaaurvc3d644tgf5ukir34bb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhonkdjmbs2n