Atomic Blonde, Can You Solve the Murder, The Dog Sitter Detective, The Exphoria Code, The Organised Writer, Resident Evil Village, etc. I write all the things. Reps: http://antonyjohnston.com/contacthttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mlvxnzwaos2bHahahahaha not in a thousand years https://www.macrumors.com/2026/05/15/chatgpt-personal-finance/15 May 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvxnzwaos2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mlvjpxepxs24RIP David Burke, in my opinion the best screen Watson. I loved the impish humour he brought to the role, and his willingness to laugh at Holmes' more absurd eccentricities. https://www.ihearofsherlock.com/2026/05/david-burke-first-watson-of-granada-era.html15 May 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvjpxepxs24https://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mltbsfi5qc2kStill furious that it took me fifty-something years to discover the joy of Polish mayonnaise, tbh14 May 2026 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltbsfi5qc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mlr6nmz2422eBlack bean chilli tonight, innit 🌶😋13 May 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr6nmz2422ehttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mlkzwirxc22bAMAZING news: per my latest royalty statement for the Alex Rider graphic novels, the series has now sold an incredible HALF A MILLION copies! THANK YOU to everyone out there reading them, and of course to the parents, teachers, and librarians who recommend them. cc @sarahsuch.bsky.social11 May 2026 10:11 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkzwirxc22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mljtuvumwc2u“Do you want to actually learn how to write, or just pretend to do so?” That’s the crux of it, right there. Using AI to “write” for you achieves nothing, teaches nothing, gains nothing. Do you want to be a writer, or just play dress-up? [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2026 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljtuvumwc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mljevmkslc2cLovely day for a walk 🌞🏞🐮🚜10 May 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljevmkslc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mldokchud225Just got my copy of Nick Akerman's Beyond Fear, examining the appeal of action horror video games. The final chapter is all about Resident Evil Village's Lady Dimitrescu, talking to performer Maggie Robertson and I about the character's development and appeal. Good stuff!08 May 2026 11:59 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldokchud225https://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mkzmvgnszc2lEven better, each series consisted of just 6 episodes 😂 British TV, everyone!04 May 2026 12:03 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzmvgnszc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mkxpln2yzc2eWashed my sun hat after returning from vacation. Instructions say to block dry it. I don't have a hat block… but I do have more than a few model skulls around the house. Perfect fit 😂💀👌03 May 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxpln2yzc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mkvqkwm5ys2kFood $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Paying for people to say "humans" into a fairly nice mic and email it $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvqkwm5ys2khttps://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mkufx5nl5223Another good morning in the word mines. Every day I remind myself it's the tortoise who won the race, not that dastardly hare 😂🐢🐇🔍02 May 2026 10:15 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkufx5nl5223https://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mksx33w7nk26This is absolutely bonkers and brilliant [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksx33w7nk26https://bsky.app/profile/antonyjohnston.bsky.social/post/3mksbzoiy222nTotally normal thing for a human and definitely not an AI to be researching. (Not to mention the totally human-written subject line, woof) PS Joyce, I can't help feeling your business is hamstrung by exclusively working only with the laughably small number of authors who write such books 🤡🤡🤡01 May 2026 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:eb4mcacnddrbf2cxikmqfvhh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksbzoiy222n