the real Santa Claus https://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3miynmdzhrs2uAs a former “partner,” I am definitely not encouraging anyone to go to Starbucks but IF you go, get a few packets of the sriracha. That shit slaps and I feel like a lot of people don’t even know about it.08 Apr 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3miynmdzhrs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mitnholuv22qTonight!!!! https://www.youtube.com/live/bXxy_LN5Jtg?si=nmU6QL_PbFTvQWEZ06 Apr 2026 16:06 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitnholuv22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mipgpmh7fs2bMonday!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXxy_LN5Jtg04 Apr 2026 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipgpmh7fs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3micdfnlmz22tmembers stream tonight! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXNHJMtbgvE30 Mar 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3micdfnlmz22thttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mi43kg2dxc2qmaking a playlist of pop stars writing songs about their fathers28 Mar 2026 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi43kg2dxc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mi3str4hjk2fhappy birthday to the most important woman in the world!!!!28 Mar 2026 04:39 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi3str4hjk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mi3frwqzgk27praying the new tour convinces hayley williams to do more solo eras28 Mar 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi3frwqzgk27https://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mi3fpuhax227and all female artists whose mononym name features a 'y' that arguably didn't need to be there [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Mar 2026 00:44 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi3fpuhax227https://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mi3e56lgys27making a playlist of all the songs the new slayyyter album reminds me of28 Mar 2026 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi3e56lgys27https://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mi355two2k25people at work keep expecting me to do my job when I'm trying to focus on my actual life's purpose which is to listen to music27 Mar 2026 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi355two2k25https://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mi2ydednt226idk the last time we've been fed like this27 Mar 2026 20:44 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi2ydednt226https://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mhx372rzbs2wmaking the $2k I paid to fix my car worth it by going 95mph on my way home26 Mar 2026 07:25 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhx372rzbs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mhvze5ypbk2b😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭25 Mar 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvze5ypbk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mhqy46iibk2vwas just told my car's gonna cost $2k to be fixed23 Mar 2026 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqy46iibk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mhqgxabqhs2xtonight!!! 🧛🏻‍♀️ https://www.youtube.com/live/xwVSOTwWlDY?si=RVLb_lOzPnMq5DaM23 Mar 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqgxabqhs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mhlyvqbhds22the problem with "so high school" is that's it's one of the catchiest songs on ttpd but like at what cost21 Mar 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlyvqbhds22https://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mhluapgzys2hHe sent me Downtown Lights. I hadn't heard it in a while... https://media.tenor.com/nCjJiW7Zg-sAAAAC/gorbah.gif?hh=182&ww=13221 Mar 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhluapgzys2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mhlrp5yqr22sre-listening to the entirety of ttpd on this fine saturday and you know what, fuck y'all this is one of her best albums21 Mar 2026 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlrp5yqr22shttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mhesl3voqk2othis video is gonna get me fucking sued19 Mar 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhesl3voqk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mha5d2wnsk2hiheartradio took the vod down for 20 minutes but we're back babyyy!!!! watch before they get my ass again!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/live/nSLPg9im3XI17 Mar 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mha5d2wnsk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mh6u43plhs22Oscar recap tonight!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSLPg9im3XI16 Mar 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh6u43plhs22https://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mh4x5bmdds2qMy picks (NOT predictions) for tonights Oscars:15 Mar 2026 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh4x5bmdds2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mgymbr5vz22neveryone I've ever talked to has been told by a nurse that they have "hard to find" veins. they're fucking lying to all of us, they just suck at finding veins14 Mar 2026 04:38 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgymbr5vz22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mgwbfrepu22hI'm addicted to getting "your dispute was successful" emails13 Mar 2026 06:18 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgwbfrepu22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mgtm2edowc2wI know it might make the comment section hell, but there's a section of the new video where I simply can't not talk shit about E***n K***n12 Mar 2026 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgtm2edowc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mgr3cj25ns2mdue to some poor phrasing during my last stream, I feel the need to make it clear: I LIKE CATS!!! I USED TO BE A MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!11 Mar 2026 04:46 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgr3cj25ns2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mgn4cuoxy22jtonight!!! https://www.youtube.com/live/41LYtyJPK7s?si=mIBMYhGmLMDIOnTM09 Mar 2026 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgn4cuoxy22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mgn4cuoxy22jtonight!!! https://www.youtube.com/live/41LYtyJPK7s?si=mIBMYhGmLMDIOnTM09 Mar 2026 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgn4cuoxy22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mgjey4w2qc2jCLOSED? why, did something happen??????08 Mar 2026 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgjey4w2qc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasminpigemoji.bsky.social/post/3mggnazmbm22cMONDAY!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41LYtyJPK7s07 Mar 2026 01:08 +0000at://did:plc:eba5lua5ibl5nspouxctkysi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mggnazmbm22c