Horror writer startled by most sounds. The Barre Incidents and Kill Radio (both genre-bendy Horror) available thru Malarkey Books. My website: https://www.laurenbolger.com/ Jewish / Free Palestine Backgrd image quote: “Helloooo? My water dish is empty!”https://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvoorrxitk27the weird thing about coordinating carpools is you can think very carefully how to word whether you are able to pick kids up or drop them off until you are 100% sure, but you always end up saying it in a way where they might think you meant the opposite17 Sep 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoorrxitk27https://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvonnxi3rc23If you’re in or near Tulsa and love Horror, this book club of cool as heck people is reading The Barre Incidents!! 😍💀🩵 [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvonnxi3rc23https://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvock2xg2s2e-one cat has a stomach of steel, is picky as hell/will sing angrily at you forever if you mess up her order -other cat will eat absolutely everything including but not limited to scotch tape and has a sensitive stomach, is on prescription food to keep his digestive system from spontaneous combustion16 Sep 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvock2xg2s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvlnady3ps2dI looked at Ed Sheeran sideways ever since his hit song about how all his childhood friends are deadbeats now but look at how well he’s doing. I’d always pictured his friends hearing it and being like “what…the fuck”15 Sep 2026 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlnady3ps2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvkzkfwgyk2mI wish instead of AI author scam emails, we got prank emails from other authors, saying something really dumb and confusing and then phonetically spelled out stifled snorts and giggles breaking up sentences until it’s just like “baaahahahah” *click*15 Sep 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkzkfwgyk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mviw4yp2xs2jThese are the books I got at Printers Row this weekend. I am excited to read them. It was such a fun weekend. Got to see wonderful ppl and meet cool new-to-me ppl and brave the weather and eat some good tacos.14 Sep 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviw4yp2xs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvdcnxf37225About to head to Printers Row! I’ll be at the Bizarro booth on Polk and Dearborn :) I am, as they say, pumped!!12 Sep 2026 14:38 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdcnxf37225https://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvbvjwp2vs2aI’ve lived half my life already and I don’t appreciate being patronized. Please don’t market the puffy pirate sleeves to me anymore, I’m not a 17th century pirate12 Sep 2026 01:11 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbvjwp2vs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvbciy7sks2qL’Shana tova! Though all the tough guys say it like “luh-SHAH-nuh toe-vuh.” Like imagine it in a big New York Italian guy’s accent11 Sep 2026 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbciy7sks2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvaxq6566c2rCome see ussss! [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaxq6566c2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvaujm5r5k2rBc of 9/11, Thought I'd post about this today: Looking forward to picking this up at Printer's Row this weekend. Adam Axler's book American Triage, about his experience as a Ground Zero paramedic. Whiskey Tit released it this yr. He'll be there so I'm gettin it signed! https://whiskeytit.com/product/american-triage/11 Sep 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaujm5r5k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mvaro7t7i22mReminder I've still got a free copy of this with a signature mistake up for grabs if you don't mind reviewing it on whatever review site you use and tossing me $5 for shipping. If I don't get any takers I might see if I can give it away at Printers Row this weekend. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaro7t7i22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mv6ubbo63c2uI'm writing about pneumatic actuation products for work. There is a company called Parker that makes them, and every time I'm reviewing their documents for research, I have J. Jonah Jameson yelling "Parker!" in my head.10 Sep 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6ubbo63c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mv6e3nikb22wTunneling deep into the 90’s with villains calling a payphone from another payphone in an undisclosed location that can be traced but they hang up right before it can be traced (damnit!) and setting up bombs with a specific wire that can be cut to save the day with 00:01 remaining10 Sep 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6e3nikb22whttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mv3x6bdqys25Name a film that you watched repeatedly as a child. An American Tail. Also, this part scared the hell out of me. The design of it was incredible. The way it moved. Omg. 💜 [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3x6bdqys25https://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mv3v6w4oy22qNew Horror genre.09 Sep 2026 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3v6w4oy22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3mv2amhxve22rThis is the tastiest ramen in the entire world. My only complaint is the noodle blocks are too small so I make two and then end up with too many noodles. I wish there was a 1.5 size. But that’s my only complaint.09 Sep 2026 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2amhxve22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3muzxptu6g226I just saw an article mentioning a celebrity didn’t shave their legs for an event and I want that person to close their laptop, pack up, go home, eat a sandwich and when all that’s done, keep finding something else to do for the rest of their life. Just don’t come back. Byyyye08 Sep 2026 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzxptu6g226https://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3muz7sbswa22uThese cats are snoozing like it’s their job today08 Sep 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz7sbswa22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/renbolger.bsky.social/post/3muxrgvzrjs2mIncluded in this fire are the hard copies of my work instructions from when we were training our teams to use NetSuite at my old company. Goodbye work instructions. Goodbyyyye. 😈08 Sep 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:ee2h4bzi4t3wbcjlzpyatimi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxrgvzrjs2m