Procedurally generated communiques of the Luddite Martyrs Battalion of the Butlerian Jihad Now is the time of Monsters. Who put all this order here?https://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mwr6av6pa22e [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Sep 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwr6av6pa22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mwmaxwknq225Some more enlightened societies would describe this as “democracy“ [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmaxwknq225https://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mwchfynus22cLike Netanyahu, I have some critiques of Mamdani. For example, I’m not a fan of how his city’s police force arrested Susan Sarandon and Hannah Einbinder, instead of arresting Benjamin Netanyahu. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Sep 2026 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwchfynus22chttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mw73enfotk2b… And yet nobody is threatening to firebomb people referring to it as the “Boston Lesbian Bar Mask Discourse.”23 Sep 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw73enfotk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvr5dvkdls2gHarry Potter And The Methods Of Starting A Sex Cult In An Old Hotel In Berkeley California, by Eliezer Yudkowsky18 Sep 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvr5dvkdls2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvr3po2n5k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/segyges.bsky.social/post/3mvom4b4dn22q [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Sep 2026 02:11 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvr3po2n5k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvr3ni4b7s2gCalling this “Operation Paperclip” [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Sep 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvr3ni4b7s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvq4d44krc2pI believe I have a sol to the current AI datacenter debate which will satisfy everyone: we currently possess the technology to trap only those who believe in Roko’s basilisk in an inescapable torturous AI slop hell, while the rest of us live out our goddamn lives addressing actual problems. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvq4d44krc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvq437nbns2phey ladies: time to massage your search terms on the apps. shouldn’t take much to throw this bunch off tho. on account of how they’re dumber than a bag of hammers. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/17/fbi-ice-tradwife-doxing17 Sep 2026 16:45 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvq437nbns2phttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvilmu6yrc2eso Charlottesville is our Kapp Putsch, January 6th is our Beer Hall Putsch and just like with those, the assholes who participated run the government now. And just saying, between 1920 and 1923, Germany killed *way* more fascists in the streets, and they still ended up in charge of the Third Reich. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvilmu6yrc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvfugj3kzc23My man looks like the Allan of the Good Guy Dolls line from Child’s Play. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Sep 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfugj3kzc23https://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvftiwzoek2jOh. Well then they should stop. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/sep/13/openai-sam-altman-elon-musk-back-anthropic-calls-brakes-ai-development13 Sep 2026 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvftiwzoek2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvbnrroehk2uJust finished Night Watch by Terry Pratchett, and gotta say: This is why responsible worlds have a secret order of Time Monks. Cuz of the quantum. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 22:52 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbnrroehk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvbmyrtbik2uRelease the Only Jokes cut. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbmyrtbik2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvbmozvpdk2uMy dad died last week. My kid brother remembers that when he got home from school, Dad said “there was a disaster today. A lot of people died.” Then he asked if my brother wanted to play catch. They threw a ball back & forth while waiting for Mom & I to get home, & Dad tried to answer his questions. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbmozvpdk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3mvb2gkihgs25The main things I remember about 9/11: The first kid who walked out from where there was a TV as we were on our way between classes and said “a plane just flew into the World Trade Cenyer.” The second kid who said “shut the fuck up,” and laughed.11 Sep 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb2gkihgs25https://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3muz6hkicrc2aI’m not gonna say no cis man should ever be an OB-GYN, but I am gonna say that if his other job is being a republican senator, then his practice has more in common with the Department of Licenses & Inspections than with the Hippocratic Oath. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz6hkicrc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3muz5ozfows2aPaul Frazee, upon discovering that toasters sometimes make something that looks kinda like a face on the toast and people think it’s Jesus: [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 13:43 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz5ozfows2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3muws2ipxc22pHappy Labor Day y’all. Adding to an overwhelming body of evidence that the regime‘s entire worldview comes from hanging out in weird-smelling corners of the internet: the Federal Government has concluded that trans girls are all violent Stalinists. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/07/hhs-report-trans-support-authoritarianism07 Sep 2026 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3muws2ipxc22phttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3muws2ipxc22pHappy Labor Day y’all. Adding to an overwhelming body of evidence that the regime‘s entire worldview comes from hanging out in weird-smelling corners of the internet: the Federal Government has concluded that trans girls are all violent Stalinists. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/07/hhs-report-trans-support-authoritarianism07 Sep 2026 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3muws2ipxc22phttps://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3murk5ox4hs22Goddamnit gang, fascists are stealing our outfit again. Someone email Soros and tell him he needs to cut an extra check for everyone on staff in Antifa Outreach this month so that Black Bloc can update our look: [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3murk5ox4hs22https://bsky.app/profile/45thabsurdist.bsky.social/post/3murhwizgss22This is all fascinating speculation, but we know that the first humans in Ireland came with Noah’s daughter Cesair and Fintan mac Bochra and some others who decided that fucking off west was a better plan than dying in some flood just because god didn’t like sinning all of a sudden. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 12:24 +0000at://did:plc:ee2vhnfos3a35offo4kyaruz/app.bsky.feed.post/3murhwizgss22