Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5ghttps://bsky.app/profile/unfitz.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/unfitz.bsky.social/post/3mlo7i6xyg22kMy posts are subliminally funny. Trust me, you’re laughing your ass off at a subconscious level.12 May 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlo7i6xyg22khttps://bsky.app/profile/unfitz.bsky.social/post/3ldijsvtchc2cMe: Are you saying I’m a people pleaser? Therapist: Oh, no. You’re the opposite of that.17 Dec 2024 09:30 +0000at://did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldijsvtchc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/unfitz.bsky.social/post/3mlnj5zdqcc2uIf I climb onto my high horse, don’t worry. I will surely fall off the other side.12 May 2026 09:49 +0000at://did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnj5zdqcc2u