Illustrator, writer, constant monsterer. Portfolio: Serpentsong.com I make EldritchFriends.bsky.social Support my projects and my metabolism at Patreon.com/ECTmonster Slithergaunt.tumblr.com Generative AI is an abhorrent insult to all creation. 🚫https://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtww5xjyg223💛💫💋 [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtww5xjyg223https://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtrw43etrc2rBills are nasty this month, so I'm offering a deal on commissions! 2 Full-body character commissions for 150$, full-color added for an additional 50$ It's a twisted writhing monstrosity of savings!23 Aug 2026 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrw43etrc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtwuuwros22vThere's a feeling that the world is worse with Dolly being gone, but it's important to know that her passing will hopefully create a million more Dollys to carry on her life's work. While certain revolting politicians may be still alive, they know deep down that THEIR theme parks would fuckin suck. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwuuwros22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtuhrok6vk2zWhat I remembered more than anything else about this film is the terrifying bugs. By the time Rodan enters the narrative, I was relieved. "Thank god, a giant cataclysmic pterodactyl that can kill hundreds of people at a time, instead of the horrifying man-sized bugs." [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Aug 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuhrok6vk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mttn6lr5vs2lWhat the hell am I supposed to do? I wanna get up, I wanna do stuff, I wanna live my life. I wanna create, I wanna find someone to share my life with, I wanna experience the world. But no. I am nothing but furniture. And I won't do anything about it because I'm a coward.24 Aug 2026 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttn6lr5vs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mttfiogho22gI recognize the little cutout boy on the bottom right! Here he is in his original painting. (someone please someone out there tell me the illustrator's name) [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Aug 2026 13:21 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttfiogho22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtrw43etrc2rBills are nasty this month, so I'm offering a deal on commissions! 2 Full-body character commissions for 150$, full-color added for an additional 50$ It's a twisted writhing monstrosity of savings!23 Aug 2026 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrw43etrc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtrav6o2cc2oMy God is Artwork, generative ai is blasphemy, and I will wage a holy war, a jihad, in Artwork's name. My soul shall wage this war beyond death. It would be nice if this was an exaggeration or joke but it isn't. Sorry, girl on dating app.23 Aug 2026 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrav6o2cc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtqvpeyodk27The First Unicorn 🦄23 Aug 2026 13:33 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqvpeyodk27https://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mth2qo47ks2rShovld pale death & treble dreade Make the oceane caves ovr bed God who hears the svrges roare Deign to save ovr svplient sovl19 Aug 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mth2qo47ks2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mrup5ontp224Big news! SerpentSong.com now has my entire portfolio on it! I can't get another site atm, but I DO have this site already and it's a fine place to make my work viewable for all to see! Professionalism! The comic-format 1st draft of Serpent Song, and every Eldritch Friends comic is there too! https://SerpentSong.com30 Jul 2026 14:56 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrup5ontp224https://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtmve3lcys2gBaby birdies nesting at work. No fear response understood yet, only frustration that I'm not mom and haven't brought food. What is the point of me, then?21 Aug 2026 23:16 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmve3lcys2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtmve3lcys2gBaby birdies nesting at work. No fear response understood yet, only frustration that I'm not mom and haven't brought food. What is the point of me, then?21 Aug 2026 23:16 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmve3lcys2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtmaa5l6y22eWe decided, me & Mom & little brother are going to Italy in December for a few weeks 🇮🇹 This isn't "trip of a lifetime" situation, Mom plans for us to travel more often in general Mom went there for college, but it's fair to assume things are a LITTLE different after 50-ish years..21 Aug 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmaa5l6y22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mth2qo47ks2rShovld pale death & treble dreade Make the oceane caves ovr bed God who hears the svrges roare Deign to save ovr svplient sovl19 Aug 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mth2qo47ks2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtgwa47kl22vWhy, good morning to you too, vvampyre dragon19 Aug 2026 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtgwa47kl22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mtgthgce4c23Good morning! Tiny mantis prayers 🙏19 Aug 2026 13:26 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtgthgce4c23https://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mt7cgotvzs2bDo people do Warhammer sculpt commissions? I'm getting very happy with my ability to make monster guys with Green Stuff and it would be very cool if I were able to do it for other people.16 Aug 2026 13:33 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7cgotvzs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mswmrciaac2oCollege project where I did a concept for a version of Poe's Masque of the Red Death. I imagined the titular figure appearing in his cloak, somewhat mistakable for a masked guest, then having the cloak fall away to reveal this weird invertebrate who unfurls, spraying ballroom with red viral juices13 Aug 2026 02:44 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswmrciaac2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3msvs5mtjuc2zFunny, innit? I might be kicked off Medicaid due to work requirements I can't meet but even if I qualify for benefits, those too can vanish with 1 tap of the GOP's magic wand Oh, and ICE can still send me to a concentration camp without due process for being too Irish. They still do that.12 Aug 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvs5mtjuc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3msvgxxhyzs23I recall Columbus is where the sirens are tested EVERY Wednesday instead of the first Wednesday of the month in Cincinnati. If they test them EVERY. DAMN. DAY. you would hope they would jump at the chance to fire off one of those babies. But no. Let's build data centers, yay. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Aug 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvgxxhyzs23https://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3msqxf3chzc2e10 Aug 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqxf3chzc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3msirepq2fc2yMy cover for Blood Meridian, done as a school assignment in college. I was reading it at the time. There's definitely things I would change, but I'm still very proud of how it turned out. The desert critters in the red background were fun to do.07 Aug 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3msirepq2fc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3msirepq2fc2yMy cover for Blood Meridian, done as a school assignment in college. I was reading it at the time. There's definitely things I would change, but I'm still very proud of how it turned out. The desert critters in the red background were fun to do.07 Aug 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3msirepq2fc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/slithergaunt.bsky.social/post/3mshejd7sp22zGod my fingers hurt 😩07 Aug 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:efea5foofsm5dindocggptiv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mshejd7sp22z