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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Shark pugilist, amateur marine mammal, seaweed farmer, bloody-knuckled scribbler, avocadvocate and bananista. &#xA;&#xA;Kona. </description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bilgeshakespier.bsky.social</link><title>@bilgeshakespier.bsky.social - Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bilgeshakespier.bsky.social/post/3mmitglh3ps2u</link><description>Every day another insanity&#xA;&#xA;Every hour a new outrage&#xA;&#xA;And yet</description><pubDate>23 May 2026 06:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:efq25cfwyofxi4tknpr2f7ky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmitglh3ps2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bilgeshakespier.bsky.social/post/3mkdkxpy5rk2y</link><description>Eat farmed fish.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Apr 2026 17:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:efq25cfwyofxi4tknpr2f7ky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdkxpy5rk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bilgeshakespier.bsky.social/post/3mjiyr2q23s2q</link><description>This thread is a helluva ride. &#xA;&#xA;Pour one out for Fred and The Critter (plus several T-38&#39;s and one very unfortunate Pathet Lao)&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Apr 2026 03:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:efq25cfwyofxi4tknpr2f7ky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjiyr2q23s2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bilgeshakespier.bsky.social/post/3miobdwflks2s</link><description>LHR - DFW - PHX in the bag, on to KOA tomorrow. 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