Enlightenment Pending. Abs Also Pending. Currently reincarnating into my best self. | Married 👬🏻🏳️‍🌈| Fitness Enthusiast 🏋🏻| Wannabe Buddhist 🪷|https://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3mm7wao4tck2cThis girl on Instagram keeps posting about her new engagement and I want to be happy for her but also it’s her third marriage in 10 years so like, maybe I’ll save my excitement for the next one.19 May 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7wao4tck2chttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3mehbkh6kbc2fI don’t know my coworkers too well so I didn’t want to bring up the halftime show and potentially be “political.” But then I realized that conservatives never shut up about their shitty opinions so maybe I should be able to voice that I really loved the Bad Bunny halftime show.09 Feb 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mehbkh6kbc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3mcbhgmue6k2e🎶 Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him 🎵🎤13 Jan 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcbhgmue6k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3mc6svkzmts26My hushand is watching #membersonly on Netflix and it’s complete MAGA trash. These women wish they were real housewives. This girl is being bullied and getting hives because she is being bullied by these women but she’s taking it because she wants to be close to Trump and Musk. 🤮12 Jan 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc6svkzmts26https://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3mbhcydgpqs27Why am I still a judgmental bitch?02 Jan 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbhcydgpqs27https://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3mb6ijic76s2xMy husband currently sporting a mustache and looking like the dad from Inside Out. 😍😍😈30 Dec 2025 04:16 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb6ijic76s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3mb5cch7rxc2xThem: we want to come over and visit today. Me: great- come over whenever. By the way, we have just gotten over being sick. Just wanted to let you know. Them: thanks- we don’t want to be exposed to anything right now. Let’s reschedule. Let people make their own health decisions.29 Dec 2025 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb5cch7rxc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3mawlp6jj7k2g2026 is about being more skanky on the internet.27 Dec 2025 00:51 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mawlp6jj7k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3malmqtwunk2xI’d rather watch a show about Mindy navigating life in Paris because she is so much more interesting and talented than #emilyinparis22 Dec 2025 16:11 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3malmqtwunk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3malkhll6rc2xI need people to stop replying to my emails today. I’m just here this week creating a paper trail to prove that I’m here and deserve to get paid. I’m not trying to be productive or make anything happen this week.22 Dec 2025 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3malkhll6rc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3mahuw7dvzc26I just want to scream in the rooftops about #heatedrivalry and how cute it is.21 Dec 2025 04:26 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mahuw7dvzc26https://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3maesgxvzws2uNew glasses came in today.19 Dec 2025 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3maesgxvzws2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m5lxtdawok2rI’ve never met a horse girl over the age of 18 who was mentally stable.14 Nov 2025 15:14 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5lxtdawok2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m5ecnza53s22I wonder if Tesla makes you take a survey to make sure you qualify as an asshole before letting you buy a Cyber Truck.11 Nov 2025 14:06 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5ecnza53s22https://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m5ca2l3ffc2cAnd quite frankly I don’t really want a lot of people at Thanksgiving anyways, but I’m just doing my due diligence of inviting people to be **inclusive**10 Nov 2025 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5ca2l3ffc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m5c7ypnur22cI’m hosting my first formal thanksgiving and getting people to RSVP is so annoying. I just asked people to please let me know if they’re coming and everyone is responding with “who’s all coming?” Girl, why does that matter? You either want to come to my dinner or not.10 Nov 2025 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5c7ypnur22chttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m4r5ayh4zk2yKind of like how happy I am that my husband is making dinner for once.03 Nov 2025 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4r5ayh4zk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m4r57wzoek2yI never know what to say on these type of platforms. Should I just micro blog about every inconvenience I face?03 Nov 2025 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4r57wzoek2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m3mzxnf4jc2nCopilot is not a program that makes my life any easier. It reminds me a lot of an employee that I had to put on a PIP because they don’t pay attention and never do anything correctly.20 Oct 2025 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3mzxnf4jc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m3mzvhltoc2nChat GPT > Copilot20 Oct 2025 14:33 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3mzvhltoc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m3auiz5rbc2tI am a manchild and have continuously used my college email exclusively up until today when they blocked my access to it. I am so upset because my digital life is connected to this email account.15 Oct 2025 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3auiz5rbc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m34jjmakpk27The YouTube algorithm keeps showing me Minecraft videos and it makes me think that I should start playing Minecraft. My only hesitation is that I do not have time for a new obsession right now.14 Oct 2025 00:57 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m34jjmakpk27https://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3m33kxjhudc2jMy Buddhist practice is going great, except for the part where I silently judge everyone who annoys me.13 Oct 2025 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33kxjhudc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3lzwnjovqxs2kI have been fuming over a salad for three hours now. I am sure this is a sign that I’m insane.28 Sep 2025 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzwnjovqxs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3lzo3gsvqqk2dI hate when the Greek yogurt gets watery in its container.25 Sep 2025 13:43 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzo3gsvqqk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3lzjgqvvzbc2iYo, what time is the rapture?23 Sep 2025 17:22 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzjgqvvzbc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social/post/3lzjadw53fk2qI need to figure out how to take all this confidence and swagger I have at work and apply it to my personal life.23 Sep 2025 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:efxk7g35phqoigft5wtgrub4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzjadw53fk2q