I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT Sign up for mushie-mail > cheerful letters filled with stickers, newsletters, and more: Patreon.com/luke_venechukhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3ml4jgqrcgk25Here is a nice mushroom05 May 2026 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4jgqrcgk25https://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3lhybsmdhzy2qIt’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest12 Feb 2025 13:30 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhybsmdhzy2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3ml2dcteyks2xMy retirement account is a map with GPS locations of all my favorite berry patches04 May 2026 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2dcteyks2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkxeieen6226Here is a nice mushroom03 May 2026 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxeieen6226https://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkvgrmofbc2zIt’s times like these that I wish my child had never been carried off by a giant bird02 May 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvgrmofbc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkuxr77tcc2cCurrently thinking about how horses figured out to slow down when their riders were shouting whoa02 May 2026 15:34 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuxr77tcc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkt2udj2uk2uHere are some nice mushrooms01 May 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt2udj2uk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mchxzqjlkc2jMy brother: let me show you what i learned in my nut kicking class Me: okay15 Jan 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mchxzqjlkc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkt2mnf6kc2uFeeling sad today because my child was carried off by a giant bird01 May 2026 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt2mnf6kc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkqm54esf22dI’m in the woods30 Apr 2026 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqm54esf22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkoeagtwzk2uHere are some nice mushrooms30 Apr 2026 00:28 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkoeagtwzk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3kkjgbi3yos2bI’ve never felt more betrayed by my body than when I found out I snore. This is what you do when I’m not watching? You act rude?03 Feb 2024 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3kkjgbi3yos2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3m57pc2ugas2iBreaking news: scientists discovered that we’ve actually run out of numbers. “We’re fucked” said one mathematician09 Nov 2025 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m57pc2ugas2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkkx5e2po22kMy grandpa’s trying to get back into the dating scene but it’s tough when you’re into older women and you’re 8028 Apr 2026 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkx5e2po22khttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkg3jkilvs2qHere is a nice mushroom26 Apr 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg3jkilvs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3llyysx3bck22I love being in the woods and not knowing wtf is going on in the stock market04 Apr 2025 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3llyysx3bck22https://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3m6evvie2y222What do you mean I shouldn’t keep my baby in the crawl space, are you listening to yourself24 Nov 2025 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6evvie2y222https://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkd24hflik2hWhen you go to a new mansion, establish dominance by going up to the biggest butler there and serve them a cup of tea25 Apr 2026 12:28 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkd24hflik2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mkblwyng6k2cHere is a nice mushroom24 Apr 2026 22:42 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkblwyng6k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3khx5jvrqpq2pI know I shouldn’t laugh while my child is crying, but in my defense she is also farting01 Jan 2024 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3khx5jvrqpq2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mk6lnieeds2p*you slip the silk blindfold over my eyes seductively* Me: marco23 Apr 2026 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6lnieeds2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3mk6ljmtk4c2pHere are some nice mushrooms23 Apr 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6ljmtk4c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lukelukeluke.bsky.social/post/3klp6oon56f2hMe: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird Me: holy shit18 Feb 2024 14:54 +0000at://did:plc:eg336dt7kyike5xkyed3iwcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3klp6oon56f2h