“By far the best jokes on Bluesky” weekdayjokes.bsky.social 2024 https://linktr.ee/weekdayjokes https://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlno5g55cg2tOut of all the inventions in the last 100 years. The dry erase board is probably the most remarkable12 May 2026 11:18 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlno5g55cg2thttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlnhimdspd2bA man walks into a bar holding a golf club. The bartender asks “Why the golf club?” The man responds, “This is my designated driver”12 May 2026 09:19 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnhimdspd2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlnavjermx2lI told my wife I absolutely love Worcestershire sauce. She asked what's so special about it. It's hard to say, I answered12 May 2026 07:21 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnavjermx2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mln2arqh362lWhat did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce12 May 2026 05:22 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mln2arqh362lhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlmfjdfz7m2bI pirated a movie yesterday… I gave it 3.14 stars11 May 2026 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmfjdfz7m2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlm6jshvgu2tIt was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about11 May 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm6jshvgu2thttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlly2fz7hq2jWhat kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback11 May 2026 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlly2fz7hq2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlllpbro3n2b"Dad, would you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" No sun11 May 2026 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlllpbro3n2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlle7robpv2sWhat will Tesla name their electric lawnmower? E-Lawn11 May 2026 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlle7robpv2shttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlkwn6kr622oMe: *Telling a joke* Sara: haha SARAH: hahah11 May 2026 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkwn6kr622ohttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlkqwq2b5g2wWife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer11 May 2026 07:30 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkqwq2b5g2whttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlkix3ijhd2lWhat did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine11 May 2026 05:07 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkix3ijhd2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mljv4avfxw2lHow do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now10 May 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljv4avfxw2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mljpdymexi2lWhat did Harry Potter say when he was filling up his car? Expensive Petroleum10 May 2026 21:29 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljpdymexi2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mljaeui2j22wSomeone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn10 May 2026 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljaeui2j22whttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlj2rwv32v2jWhat's a lawyer's favorite food? Sue-shi10 May 2026 15:21 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlj2rwv32v2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlinbgucmc2kMy boss told me that as a security guard, it's my job to watch the office. I'm on season 6 but I'm not really sure what it's got to do with security10 May 2026 11:19 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlinbgucmc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mligh3w4nl2vTo start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly and a polar. It’s the bear minimum10 May 2026 09:17 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mligh3w4nl2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mli7qoqggh26What is the longest word? Smiley There's a mile between S and Y10 May 2026 07:17 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mli7qoqggh26https://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlhzcu4wwf26I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem. I call it my Trail mix10 May 2026 05:22 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhzcu4wwf26https://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlheciev252bThey say two brothers invented the airplane… And they are Wright09 May 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlheciev252bhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlh6explrq2vWhat did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 5809 May 2026 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlh6explrq2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlgqxuz3xt26I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat… She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not09 May 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgqxuz3xt26https://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlgk266sco2bPeople always ask where is Bigfoot? But never ask How is Bigfoot? Yeti never complains09 May 2026 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgk266sco2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlg3zjbt452vMy boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system09 May 2026 11:05 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlg3zjbt452vhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlfv5dz7jh2bMy wife threatened to divorce me if I didn't stop making Linkin Park references. But In the end it doesn't even matter09 May 2026 09:02 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlfv5dz7jh2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlfq4naqqo2wA priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what’s your blood type?” “I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit09 May 2026 07:32 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlfq4naqqo2whttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlfifthlo42bSon: "Dad, I'm cold" Dad: "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees”09 May 2026 05:14 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlfifthlo42bhttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlettn6qif2iMy friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character. You should've seen the Luke on his face08 May 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlettn6qif2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/weekdayjokes.bsky.social/post/3mlenp33vee2bI heard a photographer was killed in a freak accident when a large wheel of cheddar landed on her. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn her08 May 2026 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:egpppptkekrv55fe4aap4be2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlenp33vee2b