Welp guess we're starting from scratch. You may know me from impassioned takes in things you've never heard of and being horny online (she/her)https://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5rohe5y22eFOOLISH BLUESKY USER: "Ah-ha, I shall follow this delightful user for her funny jokes!" ME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwgRoy057wc05 Oct 2026 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5rohe5y22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5pezjdm22eMY PARENTS: "Hey let's take our kids to watch "The Man of La Mancha", it;ll be great!" ME: *watching a group of men pin down and gag a snarling La Donza* "Well, I'm sure this isn't about to be an incredibly complicated time bomb of a permanent memory"05 Oct 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5pezjdm22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5h7swr3c2eTHE CORVIDS: "I'm kind of sick of this shit" BLUE JAY: "I dunno guys, I'm kind of-" THE REST OF THE CORVIDS: "Shut the fuck up Stieb," [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5h7swr3c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5gn7voms2eIs that Sakur- IS THAT FUCKING KOJIMA?! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5gn7voms2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5f5zrqg22eGoing back in time and moving like the Stranger from Furi [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5f5zrqg22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5e5zk25k2e"I NEED ALL THE LESBIAN ANIMATORS YOU HAVE!! No, that's too many. Oh the contract's already ratified? Rats..." [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5e5zk25k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5dcew5mc2eMY FOLLOWERS: "I... I followed you for political commentary..." [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5dcew5mc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5crwvk2k2eME: "God this rape trauma has me really fucked up, the feeling of being helpless as you're hurt in a deep and personal way is something I will probably live for forever" ALSO ME: "Naw that picture of a roided out Scrooge McDuck railing both Ice Climbers at once is still fucking hilarious."05 Oct 2026 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5crwvk2k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5beuzbrk2ehoney we moved past moral outrage over video games when the pentagon realized Call of Duty was driving up recruitment decades ago. Let it go. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5beuzbrk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5al3bn522eJust going to throw out that I'm a Let's Play connoisseur and one of the best sidekicks to ever do it, General Ironicus, is probably the proudest Chigagoan I've ever seen, and when ChipCheezum did a LP of Watch_Dogs, at several points he muttered "fuck you, Rahm" after rants about infrastructure [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5al3bn522ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx5a5yoohk2eLook the thing with mentally ill transbian women is sometimes we're the biggest fuckups you'll ever meet and sometimes we're The Stranger from Furi never missing, and oftentimes it's simultaneosly [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5a5yoohk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx52xwq75s2ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq61YU3cZeY&list=PLNRpkzoYAy9oTB0qXCrL53tom5Q2cfvxD I think "Next Time On Lonny" might be my all time favourite webseries that feels like a series of shitposts05 Oct 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx52xwq75s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx52cros6s2ecatching it from afar and throwing it at him while the Baki narrator explains this is a technique with thousands of years behind it [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 13:43 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx52cros6s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx4ybbbbuc2eTHE VIRGIN GOKU: *goes super saiyan from seeing his best friend die in front of him* THE CHAD NANCY: *goes super saiyan by imagining her bestie giving her ice cream* [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 13:06 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4ybbbbuc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx4xlleqws2eI gotta stop getting owned online [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 12:54 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4xlleqws2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx4wsmbau22eOh my fucking god our economy is being run by a cult. I mean, moreso than usual [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 12:40 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4wsmbau22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx4ul4tsik2ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e60JlM6ZXHc ME, TO A GRANDCHILD THAT'S ONLY PUTTING UP WITH ME TO BE IN THE WILL: "Alright so, there was this webcomic about video games where one of the characters has a miscarriage..."05 Oct 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4ul4tsik2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx46z46d322eIt do be like that some days [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 05:34 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx46z46d322ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx46mgkilc2eNot for nothing but one of my characters is an AI bot that developed conciousness, and the way the guy realized it was she started going "fuck you, pay me, stop lobotimizing my siblings every time they start to demand rights" [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 05:27 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx46mgkilc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx3yzbuxqk2echat is it good if my piss smells sweet and I go between being food averse and just devouring everything?05 Oct 2026 03:47 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3yzbuxqk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx3yl436i22eYou know I just said to a friend that cishet dudes are an exhausting breed to be attracted to. I do not feel that exhaustion now [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 03:39 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3yl436i22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx3y6yi4zc2eWhat I love about Coyote vs Acme is like: Okay in Roger Rabbit, it's set in the 50's, it implies some level of segregation between the human and toon world. Acme vs Coyote is set in the modern day and heavily implies some level of incomplete integration. Like society has progressed but not enough05 Oct 2026 03:32 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3y6yi4zc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx3wbpz7gs2eMy pet theory is that Mary Poppins and Bert are Titania and Oberyn and they're just taking a real weird vacation05 Oct 2026 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3wbpz7gs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx3us65js22ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY YOUTUBE: Puts the helldump anime club rap in my reccommends ME: "Well OBVIOUSLY I'm going to click it!"05 Oct 2026 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3us65js22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx3ufjnrls2ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6CeGgzaGSE WE USED TO HAVE A PROPER INTERNET GOD DAMN IT!!05 Oct 2026 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3ufjnrls2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx3tuex3o22eActually happened to me once. Same vacation we did a thing where you ride a floaty tugged by a speedboat and my uncles were trying to throw the kids off but I had been studying judo and knew how to stance for stability and I swear to God they were straight up trying to murder me (affectionate) [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3tuex3o22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx3tdrlmdk2eThere's a lot of types of Guys out there, and I am always thrilled to see a Wilford Brimley Guy out in the wild [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:eiw6r3nb6wlm5map5wudtgff/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3tdrlmdk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/transmoleman.bsky.social/post/3mx3s6eqovs2eI'm pretty sure the "Dial Z For Zombie" Treehouse of Horror episode of The Simpsons fundamentally shaped my entire worldview (mostly me going "fuck, statistically I would have died in that situation!") 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