30s | she/her | pirate brainrot 🏴‍☠️ | brain beeshttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3muxrebtawc2tStede has to have a serious conversation with Ed about not taking bites out of everyone’s breakfast. He thought it was cute. The couple in room 3, not so much. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxrebtawc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3muq2sve5ic2sSend me something good pirate pals. Something with Ed and Stede, something from your life…give me something to smile about04 Sep 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3muq2sve5ic2shttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3mtzcwlyrkc2bFucking bummed. What are Ed and Stede doing in your head right now?26 Aug 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzcwlyrkc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3mte657mxec2jTalking about purchasing AI generated products/art…why would I pay someone for something they spent five minutes typing a prompt for? I could go to the same tool, type the same words and shit out a response. I’m not fucking paying you for that. I want something you put time into.18 Aug 2026 11:59 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3mte657mxec2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3msqhsjzlrc2tMay your Stedes be slutty and your Eds be whipped. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Aug 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqhsjzlrc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3msb7pmqv522dMy two year old managed to get a broom, open the cabinet above the dryer, knock down a bottle of odoban, and then unleash the entire thing on my work laptop. So that’s my day.04 Aug 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3msb7pmqv522dhttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3mriozkjsas2jThe next chapter is up! Please note the content warnings at the top of this chapter. https://archiveofourown.org/works/87674341/chapters/236936626 [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3mriozkjsas2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3mr7f6got3k24Okay which one of you used this as a reference for porn? [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 03:32 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr7f6got3k24https://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3mqwmxcjtxc2uGuys I read the first chapter and I’m obsessed. I can’t wait to see what else @bbsheartbreak.bsky.social does with the story! [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 15:57 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwmxcjtxc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3mqmysnxpw22eThe fact that my wardrobe is mainly comprised of these colors but they look *hideous* together.14 Jul 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmysnxpw22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3mq5xkmrf5s22Chapter 3 is now live! Stede experiences some unexpected consequences for his situation. https://archiveofourown.org/works/87674341/chapters/233828186 [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Jul 2026 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5xkmrf5s22https://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3mpx76yxmms2mMy two year old, covering his ears against a thunderstorm. “Yowd out deers.” And I melt.06 Jul 2026 03:58 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpx76yxmms2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/whataccountantsdo.bsky.social/post/3mpu5augfzs2yThe art for this was so cute it made me squeal [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Jul 2026 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:ej7lfpycharnmqz2ixpldk7r/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpu5augfzs2y