Writer, journalist, photographer. Pop star as @arianexmusic.bsky.social. Debut electropop album BETTER out soon. 'The hope-filled Kaleidoscope and uplifting Miracle are among the album's many highlights' - Classic Pop. Lucky wife @juniperific.bsky.social.https://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mldgdcqwxk2cIn 2020, I had a book published by Hachette called How to Live to 100. As a stunt, we wanted to post free copies to celebs who were nearly 100, eg The Queen, Prince Philip and Desmond Tutu. David Attenborough is the only one of these people who has made it to 100. https://www.waterstones.com/book/how-to-live-to-100/ariane-sherine/david-conrad/978147214388408 May 2026 09:32 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldgdcqwxk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mlbiepatis2pNot only is this duvet cover 'adequate quality', it's also 'fascinating'! Who could ask for more?07 May 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbiepatis2phttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mlb5by65qc2wFirst time voting as a married couple! And first time I’ve ever been accosted with leaflets and encouragement to vote a certain way outside the station. Not sure that should be allowed!07 May 2026 11:45 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlb5by65qc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mlard4jn322uI loved getting married: the sheer romance of committing the rest of my life to my forever man. The time we’ll spend together, being happy; the simple matching white gold rings we’ll wear, hopefully for 40+ years, until we’re buried in adjacent graves. https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/i-discovered-a-surprising-fact-about07 May 2026 08:11 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlard4jn322uhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mlapvlg22s2fIt should be mandatory - the parents should have no choice. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlapvlg22s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3ml6joju2622dWhat happened at our tiny romantic wedding: "I’d never been in a Rolls Royce before, especially not a vintage 1958 model with no seat belts or wing mirrors! It did have ashtrays though. I was amazed that we were allowed to cruise down the road!" https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/what-happened-at-our-155-wedding06 May 2026 10:48 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6joju2622dhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3ml6gzipqr226I do love that Sarah Vine has “worse than sex with a dead pig” in her bio. At least she has a sense of humour.06 May 2026 10:01 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6gzipqr226https://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3ml3yyt42b225A very special thank you to my amazing author friend @garypanton.co.uk and his adorable wife Delithea for being our two marriage witnesses yesterday. We couldn't have done it without them (both literally and figuratively!). And they got us a generous wedding gift. We hope to be as happy as they are.05 May 2026 10:45 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3yyt42b225https://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3ml3wwwgvpc2nMet up with the musical comedy legend that is @MitchBenn.bsky.social for a catch up in Edinburgh. It had been 17 years since our last meet-up, which was his recording for the audiobook of The Atheist’s Guide to Christmas. Before that we gigged on the stand-up scene in 2003 and went to see Kill Bill!05 May 2026 10:08 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3wwwgvpc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3ml2emxyh6c2mGuys, rookie error: if you want to have an arm wrestle, put your elbows on the table.04 May 2026 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2emxyh6c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkzhukmwws2qJust married! So happy to be Mrs Ariane Sherine Juniper. Can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with this wonderful man.04 May 2026 10:33 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzhukmwws2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkxqdaboys2kToday is my last day as an unmarried woman. I was a bit worried about my bridal makeup - I feared I'd turned myself a Trumpian orange! - so we did a fun makeup trial photo shoot with my hair in curlers in Edinburgh with a brolly. But the weather tomorrow is predicted to be as sunny as our happiness.03 May 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxqdaboys2khttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkx22rnaec2sJust had my bridal hair done so am giving it the full Nora Batty all day!03 May 2026 11:20 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkx22rnaec2shttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkvcv6e3sk26We are in bonny Scotland and just walked past an estate agent selling a LITERAL ISLAND with a castle! If you have a spare £5.5 million lying around (and who doesn’t?), it could be yours.02 May 2026 18:53 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvcv6e3sk26https://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkujba4sik2vBefore and after a year of Mounjaro02 May 2026 11:14 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkujba4sik2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mku3qgwfgs2pGetting ready for our wedding Me: The salon lady waxed all the fake tan off my bum Fiancé: Don’t worry, I don’t think the registrar will make you get your bum out during the ceremony!02 May 2026 07:12 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mku3qgwfgs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkrog5rzqk22There are lots of euphemisms bandied about in waxing: ‘upper lip’, not ‘the full Tom Selleck’; ‘chin’, not ‘ZZ Top’; ‘bikini’, not ‘beef curtains’; ‘full body wax’, not ‘I am a gorilla’. https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/its-underarm-not-armpit01 May 2026 08:09 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrog5rzqk22https://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkqalyaq7s2hI am now picturing tiny mice fitted with red light face masks, stretching their little paws out in contentment30 Apr 2026 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqalyaq7s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkpmdle2422b“But feel free to take off all your other clothes and bang away!”30 Apr 2026 12:26 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpmdle2422bhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkp6a2fte22cI responded to the news that my fiancé and I might suffer vision loss by buying a big bag of carrots. Sadly, it turns out you actually have to eat the boring orange fuckers if they’re to improve your eyesight, and can’t stick them anywhere else. Sad times! https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/we-got-our-dna-test-results-back30 Apr 2026 08:14 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkp6a2fte22chttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mknmooz74c2dRemembering when I went on Victoria Derbyshire to talk about receiving an unsolicited dick pic, and a man on Twitter snapping, 'I don't wish to hear the words "erect penis" during breakfast!' He didn't say *when* he wished to hear them, or whether he wished to *see* the penis in question instead.29 Apr 2026 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknmooz74c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkmsvz5zzs2h"I am still finding it baffling that they didn’t want £20,000 of my money purely because I'm an American citizen. If they’d cited the Iran War as a reason, that would have at least made some sort of sense - though it wasn't really my doing." https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/discriminated-against-for-being-american29 Apr 2026 09:46 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmsvz5zzs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkk5qzn4nk2iI have four close friends. Is that weirdly few? Possibly not at this age. I once saw a funny tweet which said, ‘Jesus’s one true miracle was having 12 close friends in his thirties’. https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/the-perks-of-having-few-close-friends28 Apr 2026 08:22 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkk5qzn4nk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mki3tepzm22lAmusing comment on a set of anal beads27 Apr 2026 12:42 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mki3tepzm22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkhmb7huus2oI plucked my fiancé's unibrow on a train and got glared at. I realise that many of you won’t agree with me, but a bit of surreptitious plucking isn’t hurting anyone, or taking up space, or making a noise (not even a Michael Jackson-style ‘owww!’) https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/i-plucked-my-fiances-unibrow-on-a27 Apr 2026 08:03 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkhmb7huus2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkfn2h33zc2eFiancé got his DNA results back and discovered he is 15% French, so that means I can go 'hon-he-hon-he-hon' at him 15% of the time, right?26 Apr 2026 13:12 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfn2h33zc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkfdgr622k2pWhen we first met, I was hugely fat and was wearing an incredibly unflattering black sequinned top. But somehow, my boyfriend fell in love with me anyway. And that means the world to me, because it means he’ll still love me when I eventually lose my looks again. https://open.substack.com/pub/arianesherine/p/why-i-post-so-many-selfies https://open.substack.com/pub/arianesherine/p/why-i-post-so-many-selfies?r=1iaiz&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true26 Apr 2026 10:20 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfdgr622k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/arianesherine.bsky.social/post/3mkdlfpktx225Fiancé is trying to determine how vegan I am Fiancé: Would you swat a midge? Me: Not Midge Ure. Even though he means nothing to me25 Apr 2026 17:37 +0000at://did:plc:ejc76dqbktgrvu6bkun2fbtu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdlfpktx225