Pic by @ednem.bsky.social Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ShiftyStories I am a sizey fellow who writes sizey stuff and occasionally does bits of voice acting. 18+ account only. If you follow for my TF2 stuff, be prepared for a lot of unrelated smut.https://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mtdabv2wjk2w"The heart, Osborne, first... we attack his heart. ... ..... ....... Then the balls, Osborne-"18 Aug 2026 03:05 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtdabv2wjk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3ms35vgzcfc2pRobert Eggman; visionary film genius who makes movies where Willem da Foe screams about hating hedgehogs so fucking much.02 Aug 2026 04:36 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms35vgzcfc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mpzbl2dkd22xJason MaoMaoa. I will not be accepting further questions at this time.06 Jul 2026 23:46 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzbl2dkd22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mn42c7dlcc2d*Gulp* "...... Wait, shit-" [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 May 2026 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn42c7dlcc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mlxeyias4s2y"She was an - Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weenie Woman trapped In a Bikini, That was worn For the first time That day!" #SizeSky16 May 2026 08:01 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxeyias4s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mljxlpav522pMy magnum opus.10 May 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljxlpav522phttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mlaooqyxis2qJust watched the new Star Fox Direct. Looks cool! Looks like fun! The updated designs look superb! Time to enthusiastically NOT look up other people's opinions.07 May 2026 07:23 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlaooqyxis2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mkglq6wnss2uThis whole 'Character raising their hands to cover their chest with shadows' art meme does absolutely nothing for me - because I just want someone to do that exact meme pose with Seto Kaiba getting obliterated by Exodia.26 Apr 2026 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkglq6wnss2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mhraieskcs2iI do unpaid VA stuff all the time just because it's extremely fun. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Mar 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhraieskcs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mh2qclec422sDay 10 of Macro March is up! 'Unaware'. #SizeSky #MacroMarch15 Mar 2026 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2qclec422shttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mh2o7zqte22sDays 08 and 09 of Macro March are up on the Patreon. 'Exploration' and 'Size Theft' #SizeSky #MacroMarch15 Mar 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2o7zqte22shttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mgqpu4yrqc2lDay 07 of Macro March is now up on ye olde Patreon. #SizeSky #MacroMarch11 Mar 2026 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgqpu4yrqc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mgqn4u2j6c2fDay 06 of Macro March is up on my Patreon - 'Hide and Seek', this time a Superhero-themed request from one of my readers. #SizeSky #MacroMarch11 Mar 2026 00:32 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgqn4u2j6c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mgj3rtye6222Day 05 of Macro March - 'Happy', is now up on my Patreon. Telling the tale of a pair of rivals when one of them finally becomes all-powerful. #SizeSky #MacroMarch08 Mar 2026 00:33 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgj3rtye6222https://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mgf27zhsik27Day 04 of Macro March - 'Embarrassed' is now up on my patreon. Not inspired by true events. At all. #SizeSky #MacroMarch06 Mar 2026 09:55 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgf27zhsik27https://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mg4o7xyjn22wThe first two days of Macro March are up on the ol' Patreon - with the third day scheduled to release in a few hours. Shaking off a bit of the rust after the calamity last year. #SizeSky #MacroMarch03 Mar 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4o7xyjn22whttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mfkqrnawpk2xshare a crush from your youth [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Feb 2026 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfkqrnawpk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mbplnyhu6c2aSo, has anyone else had to deal with Patreon's insane and baffling 'community content guidelines' for paid adult content before? And if so, how did you deal with it? I had one of my stories censored for utterly indecipherable reasons and I've been too wigged out to post anything since.05 Jan 2026 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbplnyhu6c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mbnbgzeuv22k"Khajit has weres, if you have coin." "Don't you mean wares?" [Khajit steadfastly ignores the cage of lycanthropes behind him] "... No."05 Jan 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbnbgzeuv22khttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mbkp7wfye22oGirth to Girth, Asses to Asses, Butts to Butts, Amen04 Jan 2026 00:48 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbkp7wfye22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mbgeq47mg22n"Well you're a real tough cookie, With a long history, Of breaking -------------- ----- my knees." -Hit Me With Your Best Shot (Literal Mix)02 Jan 2026 07:29 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbgeq47mg22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mbcxplclqc2tAll these companies telling me to 'Start off the New Years with a Bang' and yet not one of them has even attempted to flirt with me. Tch.31 Dec 2025 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbcxplclqc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3mb3n6t3iqc23The anime I'm currently watching mentioned the government's 'Degeneracy Radar'. I didn't realize they developed an entire surveillance system just for me.29 Dec 2025 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb3n6t3iqc23https://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3maovu5uwks22Twas the Night before Christmas And all through the house, Not a creature was stirring In the proverbial sense Like, in the sense of rising from slumber, Everyone was still fast asleep is what I'm saying.23 Dec 2025 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3maovu5uwks22https://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3m6st5dvjd22nIt's my birthday. Send butts.30 Nov 2025 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6st5dvjd22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3m6ohq5z27s2yAs though DeviantArt couldn't get more obnoxious - the current seasonal discount pop-up refreshed into the middle of my screen between EVERY notification deletion. That is atrocious.28 Nov 2025 08:29 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6ohq5z27s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3m4yjbfjl722pMy PC: "Check out this memory!" The Preview: [Hyper close-up of an orc woman's rippling green abs]06 Nov 2025 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4yjbfjl722phttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3m4pbhm65b22pBooty-Cheeks 2: The Clappening03 Nov 2025 05:19 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4pbhm65b22phttps://bsky.app/profile/perspectiveshift.bsky.social/post/3m4gvd5nml22fAll Hallows' Ween30 Oct 2025 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:ejhbkhde4zxiozjoa4qxz4o7/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4gvd5nml22f