AUTHOR. MODEL. ACTOR. A GOOD AND PRETTY BOY. I STEAL FOOD AND BREAK THINGS. OPINIONS ARE MY OWN. HE/HIM. 🇨🇦https://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mlqb2vwf2s2dGUESS WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT THE COUCH YOU CAN JUMP ONTO THE BACK GIVE YOUR HUMAN A SURPRISE SMOOCH AND THEN CLAIM YOUR SPOT BY THE CUSHION [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 12:02 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqb2vwf2s2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mlheszwqx22oOH THIS IS NICE09 May 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlheszwqx22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mldqeg575k24NO THOUGHTS ALL BLEP08 May 2026 12:31 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldqeg575k24https://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3ml36q65px225SO REMEMBER HOW STUFF HAD BEEN MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHING FROM OUR HOUSE? TURNS OUT IT ALL WENT TO A NEW HOUSE AND NOW I AM HERE TOO05 May 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml36q65px225https://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mkrv47tjyc2oWANDERER ABOVE THE SEA OF BOXES01 May 2026 10:08 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrv47tjyc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mkpzq4lknc2lI AM JUST A LITTLE CAT WITH BIG EXISTENTIAL CRISES30 Apr 2026 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkpzq4lknc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mkgj5xdjxc2dA CAT PARADOX: WHEN I DO NOT TRY TO STEAL THE FISH, I AM MORE LIKELY TO BE OFFERED SOME FISH. BUT WHEN I AM OFFERED SOME FISH, I AM MORE LIKELY TO TRY TO STEAL THE FISH. I NEED SOME PHILOSOPHERS ON THIS ONE.26 Apr 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgj5xdjxc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mjwm5tpw622jGOOD MORNING WORLD I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY20 Apr 2026 13:46 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwm5tpw622jhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mjtvqsag4s2cSHHH I AM CAMOUFLAGED19 Apr 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjtvqsag4s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mjd2wrhpnc22I AM THE CHAIR THE CHAIR IS ME12 Apr 2026 19:18 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjd2wrhpnc22https://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mj5wprep4k2nHI MY NAME IS GUINNESS AND I AM JUST A LITTLE BABY10 Apr 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5wprep4k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3miyr2l2clk2kI AM A GOOD BOY, YEAH 😸 [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyr2l2clk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3miuahnznac25I JUST THINK IT WOULD‘VE BEEN NEAT IF I GOT SOME EASTER LAMB06 Apr 2026 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3miuahnznac25https://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mijxhba3uc2mHELLO HUMAN DO YOU HAVE A MIGRAINE WHAT IF I SIT ON YOUR HEAD WOULD THAT HELP I THINK IT WOULD HELP LET ME HEAL YOU WITH MY BUTT02 Apr 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijxhba3uc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mi7pcf7cls2kRESTING UP FOR ANOTHER BIG WEEK29 Mar 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7pcf7cls2khttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mi4lo3ssls2jNOW THIS DECLUTTERING IS GETTING OUT OF HAND THERE IS TOO MUCH CHAOS THAT I DIDN’T CAUSE [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Mar 2026 12:03 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi4lo3ssls2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mhtuy4pl3c2tI AM HAUNTED BY THINGS BEYOND ALL UNDERSTANDING25 Mar 2026 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtuy4pl3c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mhr3z3yth22iI STOLE MEAT RIGHT OFF THE DINING TABLE I REGRET NOTHING23 Mar 2026 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhr3z3yth22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mhewbmwgfs2fDECLUTTERING IS FUN! DON’T WORRY, *I* AM NOT BEING DECLUTTERED I AM JUST SUPERVISING19 Mar 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhewbmwgfs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mheapxjpvs2jEVEN AT REST, I GAZE INTO THE VOID18 Mar 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mheapxjpvs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mhbpndoies2fHERE IS YOUR SHOT OF GUINNESS FOR ST. PATRICK’S DAY:17 Mar 2026 19:32 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhbpndoies2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mgwzmrvl4c2vWHAT TOMFOOLERY SHALL WE EMBRACE TODAY?13 Mar 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgwzmrvl4c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mgsbulffrk27TODAY IN MY BUSY LIFE AS A BUSINESS CAT: I SUPERVISED MY HUMAN WHILE THEY WORKED THEN I JOINED A MEETING. I MADE SURE TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA AND SIT VERY STRAIGHT IN MY HUMAN’S LAP THEN IT WAS LUNCH…BUT MY HUMAN DIDN’T SHARE THIS WILL BE NOTED ON THEIR PERFORMANCE REVIEW11 Mar 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgsbulffrk27https://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mgnxzf545s2eNEW RUG GOTTA SIT09 Mar 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnxzf545s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mgdcanu2pc23BEHOLD ME05 Mar 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdcanu2pc23https://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mfq7nemcos2vSO A FACT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS THAT CATS HAVE TWO STOMACHS ONE FOR DINNER ONE FOR TUBES26 Feb 2026 03:06 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfq7nemcos2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mfdhl7jtjk2kOH HEY I NEED ATTENTION21 Feb 2026 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfdhl7jtjk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mfeplzlo6k2nMY HUMAN KICKED ME OUT OF THE BEDROOM FOR CAUSING A RUMPUS JOKE’S ON THEM I CAN CAUSE A RUMPUS ANYWHERE21 Feb 2026 13:19 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfeplzlo6k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/guinnessisacat.bsky.social/post/3mfdhl7jtjk2kOH HEY I NEED ATTENTION21 Feb 2026 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:ekw3dweehc2mokgcmdzhnm3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfdhl7jtjk2k