• "Beekler" • US immigrant in Paris • SFF Author @ cwbwriting.com (Fox Literary) • Dev Relations Engineer @ embeddable.com • Creator of SimpleRSS @ simplerss.dev • Creator of EmbedBsky @ embedbsky.com • Likes: 📚 ✏️ 🎨 🎸 🥁 🎤 🏀 🍸 ✈️ 🎮 • he/him/hishttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwuy2dfdks2kI had hoped France would be better about spam phone calls, and it mostly is, but I get a call every single day from an AI voice trying to sell me solar panels. It's so annoying. And it's country-wide. Apparently my parents-in-law have stopped answering their house phone entirely because of this.02 Oct 2026 08:41 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwuy2dfdks2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwszafytqs2k@hellchick.bsky.social - new Nothing But Thieves album has a song named "AI Jesus" and every time it comes around, I think of Miri and Aidan and the electro-Christ 😄01 Oct 2026 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwszafytqs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwsy7lmzms2kPost a vampire! 🧛🩸🦇 It's Ashayt! The Second Source and the mother of all the vampires of her type. Painted by the amazing @kortizart.bsky.social, Ashayt is a figure of legend amongst the characters in my trilogy of vampire novels. https://cwbwriting.com/books/2amtrilogy/ #fiction #fantasy #vampires [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Oct 2026 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwsy7lmzms2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwsv6epbtc2k'Tis the season for spooky names!01 Oct 2026 12:45 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwsv6epbtc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mws5y32pec2vEveryone's posting the goatse wall charger and I'm just looking at it like ... USB A? SMDH.01 Oct 2026 05:49 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mws5y32pec2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mws5trjv6s2vWith the Red Sox out, my MLB playoffs rooting interests are as follows: 1. Not the Yankees 2. Milwaukee 3. Tampa Bay 4. San Diego 5. Cleveland 6. Not the Dodgers 7. Chicago 8. Whoever comes out of Phillies/Braves 9. The Dodgers 10. A localized meteor impact that lands on the Yankees 11. The Yankees01 Oct 2026 05:47 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mws5trjv6s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwqr42i2zk2zI'd like to congratulate Nothing But Thieves on being the only band I listen to that put out an album this year that's not boring.30 Sep 2026 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqr42i2zk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwqghnxrdk2zYoutube has given rise to a breed of guitarists who add all kinds of stuff to their guitars to do percussion, play multiple lines at the same time, etc, etc. And it's all very neat and requires a tremendous amount of talent and also I have zero interest in listening to any of it.30 Sep 2026 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqghnxrdk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwqdwuwyv22zAmusing myself in a friend's discord ... with apologies to @brandonsanderson.com 😅30 Sep 2026 12:31 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqdwuwyv22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwo6mako2k2zI know it's an easy laugh but reminder that we don't need to make fun of Elon Musk's physical appearance, and that doing so reinforces all kinds of negative stereotypes about bodies and their relation to people's worth. We have many better reasons to find him repugnant than what he looks like.29 Sep 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwo6mako2k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwngpjpjmk2zThe older I get the more I realize class action lawsuits are a scam. The lawyers get 15-30% of the settlement, but each individual claimant gets like fifteen bucks on a visa gift card. The company gets a slap on the wrist it can easily afford and goes right back to doing shady stuff. Pointless.29 Sep 2026 08:42 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwngpjpjmk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwnfhjvid22zI guess it says good things about me and the people I call friends that I have never once been invited to have sex with a drugged, comatose woman. (or anything even remotely close to such a horrific thing)29 Sep 2026 08:20 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwnfhjvid22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwlnnlpq5c2vI root for the Red Sox till they're out, but it'd be neat to see an N/A team or the Guardians win one. The Brewers have been really good for the last couple of years. Their fans certainly deserve it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 15:41 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlnnlpq5c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwjgzjivu22bI mostly don't care about film award results but Samuel L Jackson not winning an Oscar for Pulp Fiction, all due respect to Martin Landau, remains one of the most baffling things ever.27 Sep 2026 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjgzjivu22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwixb5ory22bBack in Paris, out at the local café, having a beer and eating hummus/pita while I work on notes for the book I'm starting in a week or two. It's gorgeous out. ... I live a pretty good life!27 Sep 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwixb5ory22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwik6wshr22yShout out to the family of roughly fifteen who rolled all the way up to boarding without preparing a single boarding pass or passport.27 Sep 2026 10:01 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwik6wshr22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwidzhioz22yAdios, Alicante. I had a great time for the second year in a row! Hope to be back in '27. However, your airport still sucks 😅27 Sep 2026 08:11 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwidzhioz22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwh7jclywc2zIf the Elon Musk documentary makes it to France, I'm going to buy a ticket. I probably won't actually see it because I can't stand looking at that repugnant lying grifter Nazi's face, and I don't need any further confirmation that he's awful, but I want the film itself to succeed.26 Sep 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwh7jclywc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cwbuecheler.com/post/3mwguavv4wc2zThat absolutely nothing your rebellion against evil does will be worth a shit long term unless one of like six possible people out of trillions across the galaxy (all of whom are related to each other) decides to use their insane genetic gifts to kill an evil old man who was already killed once. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Sep 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:el24efeqm7fpacikahaedt5f/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwguavv4wc2z