City Saint Country Saint with @ugarles.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mldtedhlgk2aThe systemic racism already embedded in the law wasn’t ever gonna be enough for the proto-maga American. They felt too alienated from it. They needed to access racial hierarchy themselves in their daily lives. That’s what they’re building towards. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldtedhlgk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3ml5kc7u4ls2fasked Grok to write me a cover letter/resume for the DOJ a while back. I’ve been on that sweet GS salary for months. I just say stuff like “ipso facto pro bono your honor, and e pluibus unom too!” And the judge is like “I rule in your favor. The camps must be built to fight reverse racism”06 May 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5kc7u4ls2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3ml5daikgic2nyou become a McDonalds American from point of purchase until you walk out the door, and unlimited soda without restriction is one of the inalienable rights of McDonalds citizenship! It’s a core tenet of our national identity. This is a four alarm fire [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5daikgic2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mkyjy5372c2pMy theory is everyone has an Italian version of themself, and if the Italian version dies first, the universe will seek balance by either killing you shortly after or activating your dormant guido genes.04 May 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyjy5372c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mknjyvaj6s2eMe, to self, walking into gym locker room: there’s just no way he’s still in here The most naked man of all time: HELLO!!29 Apr 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknjyvaj6s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mjzitqle3k2j*birding nemesis showing me a photo of a scarlet tanager on their phone* Me: and you saw this? BN: Yes Me: (grimacing) nice BN: just landed on my fence Me: (putting on raincoat) you like Huey Lewis And The News?21 Apr 2026 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzitqle3k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mjxgwqnfm22wWith the 27th pick in the 2026 draft, the San Francisco 49ers select — Tilly Norwood! [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjxgwqnfm22whttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mjx254alnk26*going back in time 15 years to warn myself about the future* “The president is an open pedophile. Over a million Americans died from a plague. Pasta sauce is recording people’s conversations!” “Haha ok sure where did you hear that, InfoWars?” “INFOWARS IS GOOD NOW!”20 Apr 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjx254alnk26https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mjievvfv3s2mOk so there’s this pedophile with a cult following who thinks he’s Jesus and he lives on a compound surrounded by armed security and he wants to usher in the apocalypse via holy war. It’s like America killed David Koresh and then he came back as president14 Apr 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjievvfv3s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mjffytdd722aHot take: I actually believe him. He is 1. that stupid and 2. Completely unfamiliar with Christ and the imagery and doctrine surrounding him. If he saw a painting of the sermon in the mount, he would think it’s Bin Laden talking to the Taliban [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Apr 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjffytdd722ahttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mjezxomv2k22Love the idea of the Pope and the Ayatollah joining forces to take down a backstabbing, egotistical real estate dipshit. Feels like season 3 of The Wire13 Apr 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjezxomv2k22https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mjcyh5t2lc2rMy dog chasing me around the yard while I sing “our government is run by pedophiles! They want us to die for Is Ray Allll”12 Apr 2026 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjcyh5t2lc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mj6rtb43xk2eIf you like us, and you like podcasts, boy do we have just the thing for you [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Apr 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6rtb43xk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mj4kexf2fk2kFinally googled this Jellyroll guy today. Oh look at me, I’m a nasal crooner with face tats. I feel things and also feel things about not feeling things…. And I am everywhere! Lil Wayne already did all this but he was actually talented [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2026 05:05 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4kexf2fk2k