No Homework with @ugarles.bsky.social and @veryimportant.lawyerhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mvtnffauck2uIn America, if gas gets too high, the government starts measuring the troops’ boners [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Sep 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtnffauck2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mvtmbkmb7s2uDrill Instructor: what is your major malfunction, maggot!!!??? Army man: it’s my dick, sir!19 Sep 2026 02:13 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtmbkmb7s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mvtjrsysk226Kirk Herbstreit: oh so this prez-e-dent as he’s called, this president fellow, Tromp, he said he’d make it illegal for the players to wear helmets? I’m sorry I don’t know about all of that. I didn’t know we even had a president or whatever. I assumed God was in charge of stuff like that.19 Sep 2026 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtjrsysk226https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mvswhn67ss2xCobra is one of those movies where you can watch it as right-wing blood lust seeking to express itself through law and order, but you can also just watch it because it’s fun to see just how up his own ass Stallone could be. Good times! [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Sep 2026 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvswhn67ss2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mvatf4rmo22tExcept for weed. If you bought a dime bag of weed, you were funneling money to Al-Qaeda. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvatf4rmo22thttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3muuphpcuvc2zWorking the drive thru of a McDonalds, Big Mac in one hand, ice cream in the other, cars come by the window but only to wave. I look into the sky. Every cloud is shaped like my face. Stan Chera pulls up in a convertible *beep beep* “get in,” he says “Jeffrey’s having a party. He needs to see you”06 Sep 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuphpcuvc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3muunkssy5k2rtypical DMT rush from a dying boomer: fantasy about killing everyone “scary” and never letting up until only your image remains, renaming the world, owning the moon, eating McDonalds, riding horses with George Washington, and a clickbait ad perfectly wedged in there, like a blanket in a dog’s kennel [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3muunkssy5k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3muptvebuis2vEvery day it’s “Missy Beth’s Oat Nuggets may contain medical waste” and I have to run to throw out all my dang oat nuggets04 Sep 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3muptvebuis2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mtx6zu2jdk2asmoked a cig at Dollywood once. I was hoarded into an austere pen with the geriatric and infirmed. Addicts all, with all our infirmities and mortality fully on display. Caged freaks. Mourn her if you must, but I felt the judgmental eye of Dolly behind the ire and disgust of every passerby26 Aug 2026 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx6zu2jdk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mtprbjyp5k2mEvery couple years all the just-asking-questions racists in academia have to sign an open letter about free speech or some shit. It’s basically how they declare eligibility for right wing dark money.23 Aug 2026 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtprbjyp5k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3mtf22jwbo22xDoing this without Charles felt like playing without a point guard. Pure chaos from me and Patrick here. They might take away our podcast licenses for this one [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Aug 2026 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtf22jwbo22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social/post/3msodgoq7cs24Me, stepping in front the urinal, cartoon villain voice, “no one can stop ME from PISSING!” Guy in the stall I’m just learning about, “nobody here wants to stop you, man”09 Aug 2026 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:elzidvp463chgaxvcffogbbm/app.bsky.feed.post/3msodgoq7cs24