Author & artist, creator of "Abandoned by Disney", "I HATE YOU", and other overwhelmingly well-received and massively popular pieces of dog shit. http://slimebeast.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mwqu7os3zs24The Dino Nuggets Movie30 Sep 2026 17:22 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqu7os3zs24https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mvydbuw2jc2lThe Amazing Digital Serkis20 Sep 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvydbuw2jc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mvy3bafs4k2iThe USA in 2026 is a MadLib. Everyone was too worried about ICE CREAM full of ROCKS to notice U.S. President DONALD TRUMP was POOPING with THE PAUL BROTHERS over LAKE ONTARIO.20 Sep 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvy3bafs4k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mvoxv7xabc2rAt this time I feel I must officially announce, publicly, that I will not be touring with Ed Sheeran at any point in the future. There hasn't been an offer thus far, but if I receive a last-minute emergency request for someone who can fart with his hands, it's going to be a "no" from me.17 Sep 2026 05:57 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoxv7xabc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mvoakko6lk26can't believe ed sheeran is out here trying to mackle less16 Sep 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoakko6lk26https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mv2pszyeo22n(turns) (puts on sunglasses) (finger guns) "I got the SKILLS to pay the BILLS." (this is how employment works)09 Sep 2026 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2pszyeo22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3muuoou3ods2i"ABSOLUTE (insert DC character) IS TERRIFYING!"06 Sep 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuoou3ods2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3muufw4dg6k2zWondering when people are going to realize GTA 6 features like having to fuel your car and maintain other such menial tasks come directly from the influence of GTA roleplay servers and their massive popularity. That's who done did it. Them roleplayers.06 Sep 2026 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muufw4dg6k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3musqtxgedk2eEntire episode of Stark Trek where the sole concern is an incredibly annoying mosquito on the bridge.06 Sep 2026 00:37 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3musqtxgedk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mus6h6st6k26NOT SPONSORED. Legit funny to order grocery delivery with Instacart and occasionally pay less than the cost of the groceries themselves when it's all said and done. If anyone wants to check it out, my customer code is C557FCD for a % off first orders. Again, not sponsored, you'll get a code too.05 Sep 2026 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mus6h6st6k26https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mupyqi52wc2lWe're closer to 2027 now than 1990 was to 2027. Feel old yet?04 Sep 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupyqi52wc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mub3mhs53s2fSome Guy: I wish was rich and famous! Me, A Cliché Genie That Fucks With People And Fulfills Their Wishes In A Way That Destroys Their Lives: Very well, Mr. Leto.30 Aug 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mub3mhs53s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mtkzwfbanc2yAll over the world, old elevators are slowly taking up space.21 Aug 2026 05:33 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkzwfbanc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mt5rqewb2c2wAesthetic: Icky Bite Girls15 Aug 2026 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5rqewb2c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mrilorkmsk25@dingdongvg.bsky.social Humble emote suggestion - Reporter who's hyped for Nintendo.25 Jul 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrilorkmsk25https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3moc7xddktc2gHere you go @jerryterry.bsky.social15 Jun 2026 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3moc7xddktc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mjy5mpq3ic2tPixel Art'd a DRUG GUY during the @dingdongvg.bsky.social DRUG STREAM. Follow DD and check out live.dingdongvg.net21 Apr 2026 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjy5mpq3ic2thttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mi7tfcg5i22jNice to see DD&J finally make it to Boob Beach. @dingdongvg.bsky.social29 Mar 2026 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7tfcg5i22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mhzlcxto3s2vTonight's @dingdongvg.bsky.social stream encouraged me to dig up my old Psalty VHS, but it seems a little different...?27 Mar 2026 07:19 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhzlcxto3s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mhj6kvzorc2f(Jesus flips table) JESUS: Let's do some REDECORATING! (Jesus flips table) JESUS: Let's do some REDECORATING! (Jesus flips table) JESUS: Let's do some RE- (Jesus flips table) JESUS: Let's do some- (Jesus flips table) JESUS: Let's do some REDECORATING! [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Mar 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhj6kvzorc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mhf4jtbpus2z@dingdongvg.bsky.social19 Mar 2026 04:01 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhf4jtbpus2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mh4ntwlphk2eI need to start a new horror podcast.15 Mar 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh4ntwlphk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mgseeclhqk2b@dingdongvg.bsky.social Made a playlist of suggestions for stream rotation. One vid I've harped on a bit, but also a few others that are fun. You've probably already seen them, but hey! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSjv4Ep9zI3hl2hIDZ6kvVOG2Y3h08TLZ11 Mar 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgseeclhqk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3men6wuj6os2r@dingdongvg.bsky.social While you look for a domain name for the streaming site, I do have leethax.com and nothing to use it for, anymore. Just saying. https://leethax.com12 Feb 2026 04:50 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3men6wuj6os2r