Author & artist, creator of "Abandoned by Disney", "I HATE YOU", and other overwhelmingly well-received and massively popular pieces of dog shit. http://slimebeast.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mzltnuqypk2aIdea for next year: Put out empty candy bowl at start of Halloween night. When kids come by and are sad someone "took all the candy", shove full-size bars out of mail slot.05 Nov 2026 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzltnuqypk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mzcod22koc2yTony Skate: Pro Hawk: Prony Skawk - Skaterground: Pro-Hawk Tony Ground, Skate Edition Select Your Skater: Tony Skulk Pony Hank Honey Scone Groundy Town Tone Hockey Skool Boney Ho Bam Margera02 Nov 2026 06:15 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzcod22koc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mz5gghhifc26Why is the AO3 logo a drawing of a fish getting killed with a rock? Anyone?31 Oct 2026 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz5gghhifc26https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mz4wiumxz22oFinding out the Scream/Funworld mask was stolen from another company's artist... Ouch, my heart...30 Oct 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4wiumxz22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mz2cscqgmk2lCounty government wants to put one of these in my neighborhood and I'm PISSED.29 Oct 2026 22:27 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2cscqgmk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3myzqumabak2oLost Episode Creepypasta about Bob Ross appearing on an episode of Mr. Rogers. Nothing scary happens, but it's so chill anyone who watches it slips into a pleasant coma.29 Oct 2026 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myzqumabak2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3myuzmtlodc2rMoistCr1tikal appears on screen. "She throws puppers like it's a sport. Here she comes, champion of the 100 meter wiener toss. She threw that dog so far it started out a wolf and landed a dachshund. For a dog that small it was like a Space X mission."27 Oct 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myuzmtlodc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3myten4dl2226Imagine Hackers 2 with @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social reprising his role of "Cereal Killer", now a corporate drone lured to his old ways by a new hire. Teaches the ways of old skool hacking. At the end, he says, "Nah, just kidding, I overdosed like a LONG time ago" and fades away like a Force Ghost.27 Oct 2026 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myten4dl2226https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mytaxwzgb22gMovie Idea: Guy/Gal with mundane office job has the voice and tone of an AI, so every time they answer the phone, people say wild shit to them. Then, one morning, a dude snaps, "Put a real human on the line or I'll hide your body next to my wife's."27 Oct 2026 03:06 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mytaxwzgb22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3myo5zgolas2sI want to do a crazy Creepypasta podcast, again. Probably using Creepypasta.net and YouTube.com/Creepypasta as the platforms. https://Creepypasta.net25 Oct 2026 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myo5zgolas2shttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3myl6jmjlss2rI'm working on a retro MMO that's in open testing right now, until November 1st! Swang on by! discord.gg/unwBPegbb23 Oct 2026 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myl6jmjlss2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3myjhrvyrtc25It's all uphill from here. It's all downhill from here. Well fuck. The only good place to be is on top of the hill. Then you die on it.23 Oct 2026 05:41 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myjhrvyrtc25https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3myaxgncejs24Dear Hollywood, this is the Tall Girl. A cryptid I just came up with. I assure you it is very popular and worthy of a multi-million-dollar film adaptation. HMU bby19 Oct 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myaxgncejs24https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3my6mfgrys22zClayface (2026)18 Oct 2026 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6mfgrys22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mxuaj2kyw226"DEIvanka" Yes/No?14 Oct 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxuaj2kyw226https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mxu7twhkwk2yMrBeast inspired horror flick where 10 influencers are put through a series of increasingly absurd, yet fatal, tests. "Tread water in a pool full of mustard until someone dies!" Easy mask inspiration - a dead-eyed, fake smile.14 Oct 2026 18:53 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxu7twhkwk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mxrxukqdyk2jDuring the production of Poltergeist (1982), real human skeletons were featured inside multiple actors.13 Oct 2026 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxrxukqdyk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mxjzjq6bhs2eBruh. For all the shit-talk people get for ordering food deliveries instead of going out, it's hard to argue with paying less than you would if you went to the store due to promo codes and the like. Use Instacart Coupon Code C557FCD NOT SPONSORED, just a user code every customer gets to share.10 Oct 2026 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxjzjq6bhs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mwx5a5rk722mMy Discord has a channel where users have been writing a story one word at a time. It's 99% nonsense, but they managed to hammer out: "When they go to Heaven, the Final Fantasy is VII." Just wanted to share.03 Oct 2026 05:19 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwx5a5rk722mhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mws2sjfzo22tCheesy horror movie where people are being held in an industrial kitchen, menaced by a man in a Jack O' Lantern mask who makes molds of their severed parts Toward the end, we follow the killer out He puts the mask on a shelf Outside, we see it's a Halloween store that's taken over a supermarket01 Oct 2026 04:53 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mws2sjfzo22thttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mwqu7os3zs24The Dino Nuggets Movie30 Sep 2026 17:22 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqu7os3zs24https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mvydbuw2jc2lThe Amazing Digital Serkis20 Sep 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvydbuw2jc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mvy3bafs4k2iThe USA in 2026 is a MadLib. Everyone was too worried about ICE CREAM full of ROCKS to notice U.S. President DONALD TRUMP was POOPING with THE PAUL BROTHERS over LAKE ONTARIO.20 Sep 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvy3bafs4k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mvoxv7xabc2rAt this time I feel I must officially announce, publicly, that I will not be touring with Ed Sheeran at any point in the future. There hasn't been an offer thus far, but if I receive a last-minute emergency request for someone who can fart with his hands, it's going to be a "no" from me.17 Sep 2026 05:57 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoxv7xabc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mvoakko6lk26can't believe ed sheeran is out here trying to mackle less16 Sep 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoakko6lk26https://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3mv2pszyeo22n(turns) (puts on sunglasses) (finger guns) "I got the SKILLS to pay the BILLS." (this is how employment works)09 Sep 2026 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2pszyeo22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3muuoou3ods2i"ABSOLUTE (insert DC character) IS TERRIFYING!"06 Sep 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuoou3ods2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3muufw4dg6k2zWondering when people are going to realize GTA 6 features like having to fuel your car and maintain other such menial tasks come directly from the influence of GTA roleplay servers and their massive popularity. That's who done did it. Them roleplayers.06 Sep 2026 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muufw4dg6k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/slimebeast.bsky.social/post/3musqtxgedk2eEntire episode of Stark Trek where the sole concern is an incredibly annoying mosquito on the bridge.06 Sep 2026 00:37 +0000at://did:plc:emph4eowiucsaqlticyixapr/app.bsky.feed.post/3musqtxgedk2e