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Gurt Sherm
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"Sir, the SEC is investigating your, uh, ~potential~ insider trading with Brown-Forman, specifically your interest in Jack Daniel's and Woodford Reserve."
"I beat the Security and Exchange Commission once. I can do it again."
"No sir, the Southeastern Conference."
"Prepare my jet for Bermuda."
2024-07-05T18:21:02.895Z