music idiot, sports idiot, chef idiot fuck ice atlanta 1995-present 🏳️‍🌈https://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3mv22hsm64s23Talking like a jerk, except you are an actual jerk and living proof that sometimes friends are mean08 Sep 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv22hsm64s23https://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muzxhddivc2mUGA football: #1 in my heart, #2 in the AP Poll08 Sep 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzxhddivc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muzu4d5ths2mokay nevermind coworkers are playing their speakers so loud i can't hear my heaphones08 Sep 2026 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzu4d5ths2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muztn5gbw22msomebody name an album any album we're looking dead at work08 Sep 2026 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muztn5gbw22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muzobopq6c2mthe vindicating feeling of finding out that two nasty coworkers everyone hates get along well08 Sep 2026 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzobopq6c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muz6ymmbac2fZelda Discourse: Link's awakening is my favorite LOZ game and pressing the Select button for the screen skip glitch is my favorite glitch of all time08 Sep 2026 14:06 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz6ymmbac2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muz6msoo4k2fWanna buy a washer/dryer but I feel like that's a Next Month Purchase™️08 Sep 2026 13:59 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz6msoo4k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muz5nno3tc2uThere's a reason why there are jokes about how GOOD the engineering and production on Pet Sounds is 11/10 [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz5nno3tc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muz5daiezk2uthis is how most john mayer sounds to me08 Sep 2026 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz5daiezk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muz3hone2s2mrequired listening, so goddamn funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArxakPsPE008 Sep 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz3hone2s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muz36l564c2mI could write a million words about how much I loved and still love Metalocalypse. And like dude Brendon Small got people like James Hetfield and Corpesgrinder to provide voices, truly a comedic love letter to metalheads or anyone who has been in any rock band.08 Sep 2026 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz36l564c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muyzvqiias2mMetalocalypse infected my brain so badly that I refer to the grocery store as "I believe is called Food Libraries" and its pharmacy "Drug Libraries"08 Sep 2026 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyzvqiias2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muyyvwvbs22mMy most successful jalapeño plant is looking healthy, its sibling is coming along well, too (from the same pepper, planted the same day).08 Sep 2026 12:17 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyyvwvbs22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muxyvlt46226Dude I'm a Georgia grad but I just saw the clip of Herbsreit saying "Georgia has to feel disrespected" or whatever Yeah the preseason #3 team in the country has to feel disrespected by "only" being #3 lol08 Sep 2026 02:44 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxyvlt46226https://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muxxbvihzs2vFound a CD that I burned for myself in middle school simply marked "punk" and there is so much good Black Flag, Agent Orange, Bad Religion on this. I was a hardcore 12 y/o08 Sep 2026 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxxbvihzs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muxuoyfndk2vMy day started with getting called into work 2.5 hours early and ended with a coworker slamming a door on my hand. I think I have two broken knuckles on my right hand. Had a great fucking day. Fuck.08 Sep 2026 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxuoyfndk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muxhy64grk2vHooray we hired back that girl who talks in baby voice and the boy who thinks it's funny to come up behind you and make loud bird noises while you are carrying something that's 450° I hate them both so much07 Sep 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxhy64grk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3mux6yi74es2dAnother fucking INTENDED HALF DAY where I get called in to work 6.5 HOURS INSTEAD OF 4.5 Like fuckin' c'mon man, I plan for 5:00 -close so I hadn't showered, I was gonna take a nap, I was gonna hit the grocery store. I work 50+ hours on the regular please just tell me what to expect.07 Sep 2026 19:00 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux6yi74es2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3mux4oqxhzk2nOne of my pepper plants never took, so I planted lemon seeds in that pot with the intention of giving a young lemon tree to my parents. Folks, we have a lemon sprout! Naming it Thomas Lemon after Tom Lennon. New fruit goofin'.07 Sep 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux4oqxhzk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3mux2yrpyjk2fI get the hate for watching a movie and being like "these actors are definitely not high school age" playing a high schooler, but some of my friends had beards by the time we were 14 and looked 22 by the age of 16 so it happens lol07 Sep 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux2yrpyjk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3mux2gifgls2fI have a Braves 2021 World Series champions hat but it's red with white text so guess why it sits on a shelf next to other sports memorabilia and I never wear it in public lol07 Sep 2026 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux2gifgls2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muwzksktrk2fEvery time we get close to the MLB playoffs, I think of the one time in 2004 I got called to the school front office fearing trouble. My dad dipped from work, got me out of school early, and we went to Turner Field for an NLDS game.07 Sep 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwzksktrk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muwyowfbtk2fI have never had a job that gives me Labor Day off but it's my fault for *checks notes* enjoying to cook07 Sep 2026 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwyowfbtk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muwy3la2fk2fI was looking at an (incomplete) list of species endemic to various parts of Georgia. Half of them are different types of crayfish. Our river system is interesting.07 Sep 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwy3la2fk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muwx6oxha22fI would like a scientific study on why it's so satisfying to drink out of a big-ass jar.07 Sep 2026 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwx6oxha22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muwwc55ssk2f07 Sep 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwwc55ssk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muvhv3i6jc2eI still think that, all pissedoffedness aside, it's very interesting that Georgia did beat every team on the schedule last season but had two losses and no national championship. Go Dawgs!07 Sep 2026 02:34 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvhv3i6jc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muvhqbef522eHey so yes I know they beat us in the rematch, but I'm not sold on Pete Golding for Ole Miss and that's fine if I'm wrong.07 Sep 2026 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvhqbef522ehttps://bsky.app/profile/gurtsherm.bsky.social/post/3muvhgddf322eyour favorite exceedingly tall idiot remembered to buy shit for guacamole last night because i knew i'd be too tired after work tonight and i really fuckin' wanna rock and roll with gwockamole07 Sep 2026 02:26 +0000at://did:plc:emsv6teuiatugckfwkix53bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvhgddf322e