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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Markus Hades, He/Him, UK&#xA;Black metal, wrestling, Star Wars, and Sonic are my shit.&#xA;On my getting into TTRPGs arc.&#xA;Hates fascists. Loves riffs.&#xA;Satan is King!</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/markushades.bsky.social</link><title>@markushades.bsky.social - Markus Hades 🏳️‍🌈</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/markushades.bsky.social/post/3mrcujhb4ss24</link><description>If Splatoon Raiders hasn&#39;t been delivered by the time I get home, or I get home to find an attempted delivery note, I am going to become the Joker.</description><pubDate>23 Jul 2026 12:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:env6dvpcsspobazzthutt3gv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrcujhb4ss24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/markushades.bsky.social/post/3mrauupfoos2j</link><description>Something that has mildly bugged me for YEARS in Destiny.&#xA;People just speeding through strikes. Y&#39;all don&#39;t like killing shit?</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 17:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:env6dvpcsspobazzthutt3gv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrauupfoos2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/markushades.bsky.social/post/3mqobkdk3ss27</link><description>I need like a bathtub&#39;s worth of cider and Splatoon Raiders.</description><pubDate>15 Jul 2026 08:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:env6dvpcsspobazzthutt3gv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqobkdk3ss27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/markushades.bsky.social/post/3mqjkt6xtoc26</link><description>Hail and farewell Sam Neill. You were always the best in pretty much everything I ever saw you in.</description><pubDate>13 Jul 2026 11:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:env6dvpcsspobazzthutt3gv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjkt6xtoc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/markushades.bsky.social/post/3mpxtexpnb22o</link><description>Replaying TOTK.&#xA;Obviously a lot of the magic and wonder is less than on the first run, but still having a cracking time.&#xA;&#xA;Also, finding the Master Sword completely on accident remains one of my favourite moments in a game ever.</description><pubDate>06 Jul 2026 09:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:env6dvpcsspobazzthutt3gv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpxtexpnb22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/markushades.bsky.social/post/3mpqjcj7zyc2e</link><description>I was thinking about Bloodborne and remembered how cool it is that there&#39;s just zero information at all about this guy. 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