https://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3liajkervtk2kI used to have an addiction to pantomime puns, but it’s behind me15 Feb 2025 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3liajkervtk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lgane6vxzc2qSomeone tell Morrissey to get to Primark21 Jan 2025 10:27 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgane6vxzc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lfxmq3al522fMy daughter: Can I play you a song I like? It’s called ‘we will rock you’ Me: Yes, I’ll put it on Daughter: it’s by a band calmed ‘Queen’. You probably haven’t heard of them.17 Jan 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfxmq3al522fhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lfxiuh3dsk2qI’m Facebook friends with a school mum who hates me Meta: “wouldn’t it be a shame if you left your phone unlocked then accidentally lent on the right combination of buttons to post her status update about her dead uncle to your Facebook feed?”17 Jan 2025 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfxiuh3dsk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lef3dqh4zk2rOur annual Christmas clay modelling competition has commenced. Please vote for your favourite: A B C D28 Dec 2024 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lef3dqh4zk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3leal7yobd22726 Dec 2024 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3leal7yobd227https://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3le5e5gec3k2r“This is Vixen. Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her cos she is "the sexy one".” - the other reindeers, probably25 Dec 2024 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3le5e5gec3k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3ldc62ly64k2a‘Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet’ is kind of a sick burn14 Dec 2024 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldc62ly64k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3ldb2n7ix6c2gSanta - but make it unsettling14 Dec 2024 10:09 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldb2n7ix6c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3ld4re2er2c2vWomen of Bsky: what would you have done on this situation? Was on a 3hr train journey on a half-filled train. Every x2 seat had one person sat down & a spare seat next to them. Half the carriages were reserved / half free-for-all.12 Dec 2024 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4re2er2c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3ld2iy442422uWoman sitting next to me on the train got out her phone and called ‘Chris (mad one)’ to come and pick her up from the station.11 Dec 2024 19:37 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld2iy442422uhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lcvennk4fc2zMy love language is looking up your name on the sylvanian families wiki to see which animal you are: https://sylvanianfamilies.fandom.com/wiki/Sylvanian_Families_Wiki09 Dec 2024 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcvennk4fc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lcv7s6qac223Actual photo of me on my work Christmas night out with my much younger colleagues09 Dec 2024 17:10 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcv7s6qac223https://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lcssf2axfc2lThe mum friends you meet when your kids start school are next level. Was at a party last night and one asked me if I wanted to go outside and howl at the moon08 Dec 2024 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcssf2axfc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lcpnwjajxc2hFather Christmas has come early! There’s a trampoline in my garden07 Dec 2024 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcpnwjajxc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lcplh73ol22aIt’s the most wonderful time of the year…07 Dec 2024 11:22 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcplh73ol22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lcofczsgls2eSpotify Wrapped: but for parenting “You’ve repeated yourself 8567 times this year 📣💥😭 Your kids are in the 0.9% of children who don’t fucking listen 👧👦👂”07 Dec 2024 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcofczsgls2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lco23rtt7s2vRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is just a song about how men get fast tracked into managerial positions. In this essay I will…06 Dec 2024 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lco23rtt7s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lce5nw5dzs25Oh my goodness- it really is like the good old days on Twitter here, isn’t it?!02 Dec 2024 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lce5nw5dzs25https://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lce35kyybs2iGregg Wallace added that extra ‘G’ to his name to try to make himself seem cooler. His real name is Regg.02 Dec 2024 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lce35kyybs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3lce336kzrk2iOnly 23 Gregg Wallace apologies until Christmas02 Dec 2024 21:30 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lce336kzrk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3law53w7owu2nThere’s sibling rivalry, then there’s my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother’s nursery to tell us that we don’t have to collect him today because he’s going to live there now and he ‘won’t even miss us’14 Nov 2024 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3law53w7owu2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/periwinklejones.bsky.social/post/3law4zcokvm2nNew boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.14 Nov 2024 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:eo2ttgoah2cwrsrozu5aebdv/app.bsky.feed.post/3law4zcokvm2n