I am here to Bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3m5nfjx75ws2uApologizing to my boss that I haven’t tweeted about him in awhile15 Nov 2025 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5nfjx75ws2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3m4ubwwkaus2kYour honor, the prosecution has spent all their time taking about me, but more importantly, how are *you*05 Nov 2025 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4ubwwkaus2khttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3m4uai4salk2iYour honor, be honest am I cooked05 Nov 2025 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4uai4salk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3m4u7qhflds2b*holding up a 1,042 page document* Marshall Scott: your honor, I would like to submit this into evidence The Judge: this is just pictures of your lawyer’s dogs??05 Nov 2025 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4u7qhflds2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3m4u56va5uk2fDo you ever think about how there’s infinite different versions of you that exist in people’s minds cuz everyone perceives you differently and in some people’s minds you don’t exist at all05 Nov 2025 03:46 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4u56va5uk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3m4p637rdns25Bro I don’t think we saved the daylight bro03 Nov 2025 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4p637rdns25https://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3m4nmxu6eak24Did we do it, did we save the daylight02 Nov 2025 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4nmxu6eak24https://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3m4nmviwaoc24 Sorry I ghosted you on Halloween02 Nov 2025 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4nmviwaoc24https://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lzup4kh3as2dHow’s it goin28 Sep 2025 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzup4kh3as2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lzrkgkldus2uCalling the police cuz someone turned the escalator into stairs26 Sep 2025 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzrkgkldus2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lzltwpmf3c25Rubbing crushed Tylenol on my gums while easily walking up a broken escalator24 Sep 2025 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzltwpmf3c25https://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lzltwfdcsk25Freebasing Tylenol in the office parking lot24 Sep 2025 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzltwfdcsk25https://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lzltvoybx225I thought he got trapped in an elevator, are you telling me the escalator turned into stairs and he didn’t know what to do 😭24 Sep 2025 16:22 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzltvoybx225https://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lxvmzrgfuc2lGetting escorted outta the bar cuz I won’t stop showing the bartender my old tweets03 Sep 2025 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxvmzrgfuc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lxutdw3lfk2rIf I skeet here If I just skeet here Would you skeet with me And just skeet at the world02 Sep 2025 19:16 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxutdw3lfk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lxrpbg5yzc24Calling my boss to tell him he sucks01 Sep 2025 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxrpbg5yzc24https://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3luau7xwawk2sNo I didn't see the Coldplay jumbotron thing I was busy looking at my wife18 Jul 2025 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3luau7xwawk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lt5g6kzjqs2gStill can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day04 Jul 2025 14:08 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt5g6kzjqs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3ls677pjgxs2jHaven’t really been feeling it lately tbh22 Jun 2025 04:11 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls677pjgxs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3ls66jmv4ak2mNo I didn't see Donald start WWIII I was busy looking at my wife22 Jun 2025 03:59 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls66jmv4ak2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lrwro7ftlk2bRacist coworkers be like “I’m going to work tomorrow”19 Jun 2025 05:20 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrwro7ftlk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lrwrajkr3s2vPunching a hole in my wall before bed19 Jun 2025 05:13 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrwrajkr3s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lrvqhyserk2dAnd if I only could I'd make a deal with Grok And get him to be more racist -Elon Musk, alone in twitters headquarters shooting up ketamine18 Jun 2025 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrvqhyserk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lrbbmxpl2s2hAsking my dentist a question then sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies10 Jun 2025 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrbbmxpl2s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lqy75rwzak2nDonald Trump EXONERATED by *checks notes*.. the guy whose also trying to convince people Jeffrey Epstein is innocent07 Jun 2025 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqy75rwzak2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lqv24ba4p22jWho the hell are Donald Trump and Elon Musk05 Jun 2025 19:21 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqv24ba4p22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lqpsimy56224Completing CAPTCHAs just to feel alive03 Jun 2025 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqpsimy56224https://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lqnhe3gaac2hAccidentally barked at my boss02 Jun 2025 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqnhe3gaac2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lqmwtupyuc2tSitting on the curb explaining to the garbage man that four stickers should be more than enough for him to haul me away02 Jun 2025 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqmwtupyuc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/marshallscott.bsky.social/post/3lqg376sugk26Everyone logging on to bluesky cuz twitter is down30 May 2025 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:epfizzvwdo2aue7qb2va2vbk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqg376sugk26