[THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR EPIC JOKE, COMING SUMMER 2027]https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mz7vfl4pp22bMaybe I'm not meant to heal. Maybe I'm meant to watch others grow while I keep trying to get it right01 Nov 2026 03:44 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7vfl4pp22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mz3vfcndlk2nI lowkenuinely don't want to be alive anymore30 Oct 2026 13:33 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz3vfcndlk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3myrsw2wb5k2aYou know what? Nuke France off the map26 Oct 2026 13:22 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myrsw2wb5k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3myn37czzys2fJUST WROTE A COMMENT AND DIDNT READ THE FULL TEXT AND NOW I FEEL STUPID GOD I HOPE YOU DIDNT SEE MY COMMENT BEFORE I DELETED IT24 Oct 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myn37czzys2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mykzwxyhks2zDude, Thanksgiving is on a Thursday AGAIN this year? How do they keep doing that23 Oct 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykzwxyhks2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3myihzsodik25Swirling my Mountain Dew Code Red, vintage 2026, in the wine glass at Chili's to let the waitress know I'm having a severe mental episode22 Oct 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3myihzsodik25https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mxrsdoy4722nI feel like a memory foam mattress would forget you13 Oct 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxrsdoy4722nhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mxrcmzzqvc2hFuck Jerry Seinfeld13 Oct 2026 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxrcmzzqvc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mxngbwmgrk2dGot my period today. Big yikes12 Oct 2026 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxngbwmgrk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mxcbjqyqik2iThis day is shit. I need him to die, like right now. Slip on a banana peel and crush your dipshit wife to death too while we're at it. Just hurry. I'm tired of waiting07 Oct 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxcbjqyqik2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mx3mx3yyu22hI'm pretty cool, but i cry A LOT05 Oct 2026 00:11 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3mx3yyu22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mwpjvh5js22fI really wish America took this rage against the Cornell scum and did that same thing for the fat piece of shit destroying our country, but I get it, one thing at a time30 Sep 2026 04:45 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpjvh5js22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mwmogflwe22oHey, I'm a reasonable guy. Let's brutally murder the Cornell 7. Let's just curb stomp them right on the sidewalk. What the fuck are we doing29 Sep 2026 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmogflwe22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mwaavcer2k2yJust saw the Costco family do an ad for Mylanta, which is typically known to be a recession indicator24 Sep 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwaavcer2k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mw4qfdjpuk2iWhen the work gummy hits https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/63/3d/i217aZPx.gif?hh=126&ww=230&mp4=QQnxAxT7NE6diho2IGV&webm=mNlNdjWpTSzoCcnX22 Sep 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw4qfdjpuk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mvosb6rb6s2iI'm not wearing panties17 Sep 2026 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvosb6rb6s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mvkxbdbpm22nPeople are legit Pikachu shocked face when they realize how suicidal I get when I become painfully aware of how the world works15 Sep 2026 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkxbdbpm22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3muzbvv57gs2qIran has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on Friday08 Sep 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzbvv57gs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mupvb3bixc2jBig shout out to the glasses place advertising free cleaning, and I'm thinking its those little tubs that shake dirt loose and shit, but instead, she takes my glasses, cleans them with her shirt and hands them back. Ma'am, I could've done that what the fuck04 Sep 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupvb3bixc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mucuimi4o224Me in 2001 explaining to my mom why the bat from Sonic Adventure 2 had absolute gazongas and why I needed to play without pants on for hours https://static.klipy.com/ii/39f2394ae36df6e199be9eb7c9fa1012/96/5f/wQ6B5qQw.gif?hh=280&ww=498&mp4=G7A7eGglmW7LJXt&webm=ACjDjOa0jzPKPeHxpke30 Aug 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucuimi4o224https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mtpxm5t4nk2dHappiness only exists for the people that appreciate what they can't have23 Aug 2026 04:34 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpxm5t4nk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mtexpgizxk2n"While we are very happy about your enthusiasm, we here at Disney do not believe the "horny version of Scrooge McDuck" called Splooge McFuck is really in anyone's best interests. Please do not contact us again"18 Aug 2026 19:37 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtexpgizxk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mtej3fbhjs2tPROTIP: Employers do not care about employee growth. Never be good at anything. Be ungovernable. Eat peanut butter out of the jar with your fingers in the break room like an insane person until they fire you. Be the change you want to see18 Aug 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtej3fbhjs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mtd7ktel7c2gMitch McConnell votes to take women's rights away (2026, colorized)18 Aug 2026 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtd7ktel7c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3msvvyuf2ak22I definitely lost gravity today, but it was longer than 7 seconds12 Aug 2026 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvvyuf2ak22https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3msboo5zrz222What if there was a Red Man Group, and they just invited members of the audience up to the stage and beat the shit out of them04 Aug 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msboo5zrz222https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mrs6xr5izk2lIf you cant show up on time to work at least ONE DAY out of the week, you're a piece of shit29 Jul 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrs6xr5izk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mremsls3hc2gBeing a fighter is just gay larping cause why you so interested in getting physical with other men. Get a hobby24 Jul 2026 05:32 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mremsls3hc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mqmw46ifi227"Oh that's just the way the world is." Why? Why are we normalizing anything? Why are we just blindly accepting that we all live in unprecedented times? We should be hunting billionaires for sport. Mount their fucking heads on our walls. They're fucking killing people in the street and you shrug.14 Jul 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmw46ifi227https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mqljrjcnks2lKiss' 1983 music video for Lick it Up is the gayest music video ever recorded, and there's not one shred of contradictory evidence14 Jul 2026 06:01 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqljrjcnks2l