[THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR EPIC JOKE, COMING SUMMER 2027]https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mremsls3hc2gBeing a fighter is just gay larping cause why you so interested in getting physical with other men. Get a hobby24 Jul 2026 05:32 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mremsls3hc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mqmw46ifi227"Oh that's just the way the world is." Why? Why are we normalizing anything? Why are we just blindly accepting that we all live in unprecedented times? We should be hunting billionaires for sport. Mount their fucking heads on our walls. They're fucking killing people in the street and you shrug.14 Jul 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmw46ifi227https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mqljrjcnks2lKiss' 1983 music video for Lick it Up is the gayest music video ever recorded, and there's not one shred of contradictory evidence14 Jul 2026 06:01 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqljrjcnks2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mqktoyhyas2uHey little bit of a face reveal, I'm actually Mitch McConnell and ive been doing really well. Catch me on Twitch tonight, we're streaming Roblox for the memes13 Jul 2026 23:26 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqktoyhyas2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mqfoidi7ps2dGetting a Reborn baby so I can give it a Stone Cold Stunner on the trampoline11 Jul 2026 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfoidi7ps2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mqdswrinpk2iI don't wanna brag, but I'm gonna die someday11 Jul 2026 04:23 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqdswrinpk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mqaw6vgeds2wI had the chance to talk to Mitch McConnell this morning for 20 minutes. He was on his skateboard when I walked in and he told me to watch as he did an awesome kickflip and then proceeded to fuck my wife. I think he's gonna pull through10 Jul 2026 00:44 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqaw6vgeds2whttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mq6w2bmudk2jCount your fucking days, T-Mobile09 Jul 2026 05:36 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq6w2bmudk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mpxbxddye22kGay sex was invented by John Grindr when he accidently touched tips and created the Broadway hit Hamilton.06 Jul 2026 04:48 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpxbxddye22khttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mpdzwdt3rc2eI could never have a kid cause what you mean i gotta feed it? Like, every day?28 Jun 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpdzwdt3rc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3monlvibqbs2zMen aren't lonely enough19 Jun 2026 14:54 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3monlvibqbs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mnppzb6by22jWhat if I got a pyramid head tattoo, but with like, big anime titties07 Jun 2026 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnppzb6by22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mnbkn5ixk22oAsk your doctor if Rhea Ripley is right for you02 Jun 2026 02:34 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnbkn5ixk22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mn3h6gvoqk2tCount your fucking days, MGM+30 May 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn3h6gvoqk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mmwfuj237c22Never forget ☝️28 May 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmwfuj237c22https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mmu2bx66yc2qI'm pretty certain if people could see themselves in third person, they probably would stop acting like fucking assholes27 May 2026 17:37 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmu2bx66yc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mmtvflhzqc2xI will not be truly happy until something really bad happens to Kevin O'Leary27 May 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmtvflhzqc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mmni5odvkk2lI think if aliens ever invaded, I'd just try to explain baseball to them, like just how a guy stands behind a guy squatting behind a guy on the other team and everyone just stands there for a while, and sometimes they hit a ball and everyone goes crazy. I think their heads would explode25 May 2026 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmni5odvkk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mmil23ndvs2zGuys, Pedro does NOT hang dong in the new Mandalorian movie. They did not give me a refund and I'm not allowed back at Cinemark23 May 2026 04:05 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmil23ndvs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mmessrkftc26World is going to shit, but at least I know I dont have to try and make my wife happy because she doesn't love me anymore21 May 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmessrkftc26https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mmchonl44s2b"Members of the jury, we'd like to posit that Fuzzy Wuzzy really wasn't fuzzy, now was he?"20 May 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmchonl44s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mmcduwsvns2b"I don't think these gummies are working, bro." I say to the dead raccoon draped across the top of a dumpster20 May 2026 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmcduwsvns2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mm7opy6mc22k19 May 2026 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7opy6mc22khttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mm4uoqnovs2xGetting close to the age where I just always have a handful of Werthers Originals in my pocket18 May 2026 12:25 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm4uoqnovs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mlvn64bwpk2xHR via Zoom: so we wanted to discuss some very disturbing and concerning behavior recently Me, with a gun in my mouth: wot id you wanna discuff15 May 2026 15:22 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvn64bwpk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mltcyc42ds2q90s kids were programmed into accepting pizza as a reward for menial labor through their Book It! campaign, and let me just say, I see D.A.R.E. in a whole new light too14 May 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltcyc42ds2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mlp5e472ps2eI saw her picture again, chat.13 May 2026 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlp5e472ps2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mlo35h6ex222Fuck you, ADP12 May 2026 15:11 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlo35h6ex222https://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3mlgii4cdps2dHow do I avoid getting the hentaivirus09 May 2026 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgii4cdps2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/subliminalsegue.bsky.social/post/3ml7kpjeods2k"No ma'am, I said I'm a PRIVATES investigator."06 May 2026 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:eqlvtpia37mtpwr6mspy2moa/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7kpjeods2k