NYT bestselling author, wife, mother, grandmother, dog lover, mixologist, cheese lover. Salty when necessary. kristanhiggins.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3mkawisaums27I hope that the crappy writing in this message would already indicate that this is a bot, not me. Sorry to anyone who got this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkawisaums27https://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3mjerdhuqc22nShout-out to my democracy-loving cousins in Hungary this morning. Thank you!13 Apr 2026 11:31 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjerdhuqc22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3mibogncsns2bThe fact that Project Hail Mary is being pulled from theaters to make room for Super Mario Galaxy is everything wrong with America right now.30 Mar 2026 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mibogncsns2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3mh5fl2f7bc26YESSSSS!!!!!!!!! Michael B! I have loved you since The Wire, sweetheart!16 Mar 2026 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5fl2f7bc26https://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3met6dqmrak27Gold medalist in being a class act hugging the gold medalist in figure skating. #ilia #mikhail14 Feb 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3met6dqmrak27https://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3mdptoukyik2wThe world is a lesser place without you, Catherine O'Hara.31 Jan 2026 12:41 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdptoukyik2whttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3mcmq7m6w7c2eI have no plans for the day, and it's snowing. That may be the most beautiful sentence I've ever written.17 Jan 2026 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcmq7m6w7c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3mc66cpo3jc2uThe Golden Globes sure has a weird idea of what makes a comedy.11 Jan 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc66cpo3jc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3m7d3n7pmr22506 Dec 2025 13:18 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7d3n7pmr225https://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3m6oyl3t43k22Watched the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on Youtube courtesy of @apnews.com and got to see the actual parade. Nothing but parade. #protip28 Nov 2025 13:30 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6oyl3t43k22https://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3m5lth25voc2oA real president doesn't call our troops and veterans suckers or losers or make fun of them for being prisoners of war. https://www.facebook.com/reel/85030292085025714 Nov 2025 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5lth25voc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3m4bna5nalk2pA Democratic president would never cut off food for children. MAGAts are cheering for their dear leader. This is the difference between them and compassionate humans.28 Oct 2025 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4bna5nalk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3m3k6jkrzek2jEvery day, I open the news and hope to see a huge headline. A big beautiful headline that brings so much joy I will literally dance in the street.19 Oct 2025 11:18 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3k6jkrzek2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3m2r3vudty227Visited Iceland last week. What a beautiful country! No homelessness, no litter, all clean and green energy, citizens who speak 3 or 4 languages on average, fantastic roads, friendly people, low crime. Another example of the Nordic model working for its people. Make America more like that, please.09 Oct 2025 11:54 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2r3vudty227https://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lzfchedvms2hAfter today's comback, I am becoming an Eagles fan. https://media.tenor.com/3-Lf5BK1KJsAAAAC/philadelphia-eagles-swoop.gif?hh=281&ww=49822 Sep 2025 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzfchedvms2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lyxl3cgnlk24NIKKI PAYNE has a new book out today! One of my favorite authors! I just ordered it from @lovestruckbooks.bsky.social to have it personalized, so @nikkipaynebooks.bsky.social, if you put a smooch on the title page, I would not be disappointed.16 Sep 2025 14:51 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyxl3cgnlk24https://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lyjlllzbds2pCharlie Kirk: "I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." Hm.11 Sep 2025 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyjlllzbds2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lyapch2xt22dHint: the problem is not Tom Hanks.07 Sep 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyapch2xt22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lxzigf5ink2lMy daughter and I are going to Iceland in October, and we're practicing some phrases. "Thank you. Please. Do you speak English? We're sorry. We voted for Kamala. How hard is it to become a citizen here?"04 Sep 2025 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxzigf5ink2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lxwryy23ak2mThe other day, I couldn't get the lid off my coconut ice cream, and if this isn't a sign of the end of days, I don't know what is.03 Sep 2025 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxwryy23ak2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lw7jrktll22qDC is indeed a hell-hole, but not for the reasons Trump thinks it is.12 Aug 2025 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw7jrktll22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lvxtemkyds2lMaybe today will be the day. Here's hoping!09 Aug 2025 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvxtemkyds2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lvinvfeelc2nBack when civility was a thing… I think this whole administration is about Trump never being one of the cool kids. His tantrum has never stopped.03 Aug 2025 12:16 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvinvfeelc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lux5tgurpc2sIf anyone in Scotland is feeling heroic today… https://media.tenor.com/EnURpT2JjgQAAAAC/braveheart-laugh.gif?hh=280&ww=49827 Jul 2025 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lux5tgurpc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lu7h57pczk22Thank you, Queer Eye, for making me believe in people again. Nicole's episode in Vegas… https://media.tenor.com/LVa3dq9F7ZsAAAAC/try-not-to-cry-try-not-to-lose-it.gif?hh=278&ww=49818 Jul 2025 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu7h57pczk22https://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lu5zzu4j6k25The allegedly pro-military administration broke into the home of a US veteran, pepper-sprayed him and ignored his proof of citizenship. Held him for 3 days. He grew up in Ventura City. Served his country. Apparently, ICE didn't like his look. This is not patriotism. This is fascism.17 Jul 2025 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu5zzu4j6k25https://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lu3n32rjm22lAnyone who could ever think Sesame Street was bad for children has a dark and ugly soul. A person who might be on the Jeffrey Epstein list, for example. A person who's made sexual remarks about his own daughter.16 Jul 2025 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu3n32rjm22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lsvqfttgwc2f"We do not care if watching crime documentaries is weird. We do not want celebrity gossip. We wanna know why Donna Sue offed her husband in El Paso in 1985." - Melani Sanders, Founder, the We Do Not Care Club. @datelinenbc.bsky.social well understands the minds of women of a certain age.01 Jul 2025 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsvqfttgwc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristanhiggins.bsky.social/post/3lsj2pbs5j22bAny American who fears democratic socialism has never been to Denmark (or any Scandinavian country). Free healthcare, free higher education, happy people. This "we're number one!" attitude in the US pretty much says you haven't been abroad and don't read.26 Jun 2025 11:50 +0000at://did:plc:esfbdsepntirvvudecxzl55v/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsj2pbs5j22b