humble content farmer / currently omaha, previously philadelphiahttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3mvokom2gn22icavan sullivan preps for matches by listening to "things to do" by alex g. he's just like me fr https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/cavan-sullivan-the-warm-up/pl.13da0e413b5b4f2399c807f32b48961417 Sep 2026 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvokom2gn22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3msyrr6zyzs2ledmundo with the whole ass ear of corn in his back pocket13 Aug 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyrr6zyzs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3mrlrgiogi22ei’m going to risk it all27 Jul 2026 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlrgiogi22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3m74e2vz64s2kdedicating my first post in five months to ao tanaka. i love you, ao tanaka03 Dec 2025 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3m74e2vz64s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lsu27rdncc2aanyone wanna buy three phillies tickets for tonight.. (incentives: harper’s back, wheeler pitching, fireworks, you’d be doing me a big favor)30 Jun 2025 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsu27rdncc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lqcz5iwkhc2ohuge day for annoying people like me [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 May 2025 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqcz5iwkhc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lqbjnbid2k2o*1 minute long close up of cavan sullivan on the sideline while the ball is in play* commentator: he’s exactly 15 years 8 months 6 hours 23 minutes and 42 seconds old, the youngest american professional soccer player to sit on the team benches built by the home depot29 May 2025 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqbjnbid2k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lnbghnnvb22cyear after year, ben consistently gets me the best birthday presents20 Apr 2025 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnbghnnvb22chttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lmdegiknqk2bthey could never make me hate you, patrick bamford08 Apr 2025 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmdegiknqk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lj3iog2rmc2xgot my first piece published with xray, and i could not be happier 🪶🐇🍽️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Feb 2025 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj3iog2rmc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lgnt3wwhxs2xthinking dangerous thoughts (hoping spurs get relegated and are forced to sell archie back to a promoted leeds)26 Jan 2025 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgnt3wwhxs2x