humble content farmer / currently omaha, previously philadelphiahttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3m74e2vz64s2kdedicating my first post in five months to ao tanaka. i love you, ao tanaka03 Dec 2025 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3m74e2vz64s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lsu27rdncc2aanyone wanna buy three phillies tickets for tonight.. (incentives: harper’s back, wheeler pitching, fireworks, you’d be doing me a big favor)30 Jun 2025 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsu27rdncc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lqcz5iwkhc2ohuge day for annoying people like me [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 May 2025 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqcz5iwkhc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lqbjnbid2k2o*1 minute long close up of cavan sullivan on the sideline while the ball is in play* commentator: he’s exactly 15 years 8 months 6 hours 23 minutes and 42 seconds old, the youngest american professional soccer player to sit on the team benches built by the home depot29 May 2025 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqbjnbid2k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lnbghnnvb22cyear after year, ben consistently gets me the best birthday presents20 Apr 2025 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnbghnnvb22chttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lmdegiknqk2bthey could never make me hate you, patrick bamford08 Apr 2025 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmdegiknqk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lj3iog2rmc2xgot my first piece published with xray, and i could not be happier 🪶🐇🍽️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Feb 2025 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj3iog2rmc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lgnt3wwhxs2xthinking dangerous thoughts (hoping spurs get relegated and are forced to sell archie back to a promoted leeds)26 Jan 2025 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgnt3wwhxs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3ldh7msssr22qvet tech let girlcat go in the trash can cabinet16 Dec 2024 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldh7msssr22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lc2etoiw3c2wi’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: lorrie moore’s “self-help” is one of the only perfect short story collections29 Nov 2024 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc2etoiw3c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lbpipp23es26really sorry to hear that, man. for sure, i’ll let you know if i see a guy that looks like that24 Nov 2024 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbpipp23es26https://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3lah2ga5qsm2rsplash zone08 Nov 2024 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lah2ga5qsm2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social/post/3laesgj7quf25absolutely heartbroken [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Nov 2024 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:et2kezpg4ytfdaddasn4syn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3laesgj7quf25