what if george jetson worked at dunder-mifflin? its not that difficult to imagine...https://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3muifgxpdsc2oRYAN: i am pwning you i'm spawn camping you i am pwning you gg no remaaatch noob kid KELLY: thats beautiful, you wrote this yourself? RYAN: its a gamer parody of Live – I Alone KELLY: wow amazing01 Sep 2026 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3muifgxpdsc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mtcltbdvok24They drew him wrong. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Aug 2026 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcltbdvok24https://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mt63tefyyk2j"Good morning Steve" "You mean Michael. Michael Scott" "Yes sorry. Can we do this take over?" "You know, John, you've gotten very unprofessional ever since you became Jack Reacher." "Sorry." "This is why no one likes your character Jim" (guest week post by @johncusack.bsky.social)16 Aug 2026 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt63tefyyk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mt2t3fnye22fTONY: how many candy bars you think are in this thing? GEORGE: maybe 100, 200 TONY: that many huh? GEORGE: it would cost a lot of money to empty the whole vending machine TONY: thats the prize GEORGE: yeah thats the prize (guest week post by @achewood-official.bsky.social)14 Aug 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2t3fnye22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3msyewni7mc2nToby: Hey there cowboy Ryan: Whats up Toby? Toby: I'm trying out this new thing Kelly: Calling people cowboy? Toby: It's a way to become confident and assertive Ryan: How does it work? Toby: I'll send you the PDF Ryan: Very cool, cowboy (guest week post by @dieworkwear.bsky.social)13 Aug 2026 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyewni7mc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mswh2smwhs2hCREED: many dundermifflin employees ask the question 'is the casual friday rule unfair?' MICHAEL: what are you doing? CREED: constructive debate on the health of our workplace MICHAEL: we have a suggestion box CREED: i prefer longform video content (guest week post by @tolariancommunitycollege.com)13 Aug 2026 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswh2smwhs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mswgna2nik2hANDY: I went to Cornell RYAN: Cool. I went to Marist ANDY: In Poughkeepsie? RYAN: That's the one ANDY: You ever walk across that bridge? RYAN: The big one? Yeah ANDY: Nice STANLEY: Can you PLEASE roll for initiative already? (guest week post by @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social)13 Aug 2026 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswgna2nik2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3msw2jkowrc2wKEVIN: so what do you do back here? WAREHOUSE BOB: see these old halogen bulbs? KEVIN: yeah WAREHOUSE BOB: i smash 'em KEVIN: can i try? WAREHOUSE BOB: i'd be honored JAY: what the fuck's going on here?? WAREHOUSE BOB: shit! it's warehouse jay! (guest week post by @hausofdecline.bsky.social)12 Aug 2026 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msw2jkowrc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3msvrz2n5u22rMichael: i just read old man and the sea Karen: hemingway? Michael: is there another one? Karen: not sure Michael: yes that was the one Phyllis: he had cats with extra toes Michael: thats right phyllis Jetson: extra toes? Michael: thats right george (guest week post by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social)12 Aug 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvrz2n5u22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3msvksv437k2rPAM: breakfast. yuck STANLEY: i like to take breakfast ingredients to make sandwich. PAM: wow MICHEL: incroyable GEORGE: no. don't do that. it isn't proper. PAM: sorry george STANLEY: sorry george OSCAR: sorry george MICHEL: desole george (guest week post by @howintensive.bsky.social)12 Aug 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvksv437k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstx62dbvc2jMICHAEL: i beat Last Of Us yesterday RYAN: didn't know you were a gamer michael MICHAEL: i didn't like how they killed whats-his-name. milo ventimiglia. a crock pot, really? KELLY: did you watch This Is Us?? MICHAEL: i'm suddenly very sleepy.. gotta go (guest week post by @robdelaney.bsky.social)12 Aug 2026 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstx62dbvc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstg5hv36k2lMICHAEL: Cubicles, I love them DWIGHT: They are crushing our spirit ANDY: Perhaps an open office plan... MICHAEL: No. These are the layouts of perverts. There may as well be a toilet in the room KEVIN: But Michael, you are a pervert MICHAEL: Ah yes (guest week post from @slavojiek.bsky.social)11 Aug 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstg5hv36k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstftjwsz22lJIM: Mm... mmph.. JIM: I don't want to get out of bed LATER, AT THE OFFICE— MICHAEL: Wheres Jim? PAM: Not in yet MICHAEL: Call him PAM: Jim? JIM (phone): Muhhh PAM: He sounds depressed MICHAEL: As he should be. Life is very depressing (guest week post by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social)11 Aug 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstftjwsz22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstfi7qbkc2lTony: So, you farm? Dwight: I live on a farm yes. Where I do farming. Tony: And do things ever...disappear? Dwight: No. Pam: He's asking about crime. Dwight: Crime does disappear. (guest week post by @adamultraberg.bsky.social)11 Aug 2026 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstfi7qbkc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstfbzqlec2lKEVIN: the cafeteria smells weird today PHYLLIS: the meals are all beans RYAN: only food option is beans KELLY: beans beans beans DARRYL: what happened? TOBY: they hired a new lunch lady JIM: im gonna go say something JIM: i dont like bean meals KAMALA: too bad! (guest week post by @badposter.lol)11 Aug 2026 19:52 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstfbzqlec2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstexsxyz22lMICHAEL: thank you for bringing us to maine SCHRUTE: its where my great uncle is from MEREDITH: being here awakened psychic power MICHAEL: you have powers now? MEREDITH: i can see how much paper we sell ANDY: do me MEREDITH: 6 thousand reams ANDY: wow (guest week post from @stephenking.bsky.social)11 Aug 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstexsxyz22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstepz3ffs2lDwight: It's called Cook Out Erin: I didn't know they had these in PA Dwight: They don't. This one is illegally operating Erin: What? Dwight: We smuggle the food across the border Erin: We? This is your Cook Out speakeasy? Dwight: They. Erin: Phew (guest strip from @bransonreese.bsky.social)11 Aug 2026 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstepz3ffs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3msteauzmkk2lOSCAR M: whats everybody doing? CREED B: watching the steamed hams ANDY B: its a clip from the simpsons OSCAR M: are you watching some of the many fan edits and remixes of the original clip? ANDY B: no just the one that aired OSCAR M: it still holds up (guest week post from @bencollins.bsky.social)11 Aug 2026 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msteauzmkk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstbx23i7k2zTWOFLOWER: So this whole warehouse..? YENDOR: Yep. Paper products. TWOFLOWER: Fascinating. YENDOR: If you think that's wild.. look at this! DARRYL: That's our forklift. TWOFLOWER: Named as such because..? DARRYL: Its FOR driving over CLIFFTS. YENDOR: Neat, huh? (guest week post from @rincewind.run)11 Aug 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstbx23i7k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstbpet2sc2zstanley: i hate waiting for the coffee to brew oscar: have you tried instant coffee? stanley: mmm.. too slow oscar: instant coffee is too slow for you? stanley: that's right kevin: they have premade canned coffee stanley: where? kevin: vending machine (guest week post from @jcsalterego.bsky.social)11 Aug 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstbpet2sc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstbkv45r22zDwight: George you know a lot about tech Jetson: Yes I suppose Dwight: Can you write code ? Jetson: Some Fortran, and Swift Andy: Can you make apps ? Jetson: Like this ? ** He shows them DunderSocial ** Dwight: This is amazing Andy: We're all in on DunderSocial (guest week post from @pfrazee.com)11 Aug 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstbkv45r22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstb3rhwis2zNote from the authors: We're taking a much needed break to vacation in Japan (Hokkaido area). During this time we'll also be scouting locations for a corn dog shop, which we'll be using Patreon money to build. While we're away, Dunder Stories will be doing a Guest Week. Enjoy!11 Aug 2026 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstb3rhwis2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstag7tmxc2oJIM: i'm glad to be back home JIM: an in-game message? it says [meet me in the wilderness] JIM: hm thats a PK area JIM: but i'm so curious —moments later— JIM: help i got PKed JIM: the username is BigTonyMage JIM: i bet it was tony soprano the regular sized one LIL TONY (logged in to OSRS): yeah!11 Aug 2026 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstag7tmxc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mstaay7ses2oANDY: tony soprano is out for blood DWIGHT: hes a ruthless mobster ANDY: but a gentle salesman DWIGHT: he sells paper gently GEORGE: he is a good salesman CREED: not as good as you sir GEORGE: thank you CREED: more hors doeuvres? GEORGE: not right now ANDY: creed is a good waiter DWIGHT: hes gentle11 Aug 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstaay7ses2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mst7nmbrxs2oJIM: hey guys look who's back for a visit PAM: dunder miffin this is pam PAM: how may i help you sir JIM: its me jim your old coworker PAM: oh right. i didn't recognize you JIM: because of the beard? PAM: no i just forgot you MICHAEL: who is this? PAM: an old coworker MICHAEL: wow JIM: hello michael11 Aug 2026 18:11 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mst7nmbrxs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3mst75kjqw22bROY: jim this is a wellness check JIM: i'm spamming camelot teleport to get my magic skill up ROY: that doesn't sound healthy JIM: i'm using an air staff so it only takes one law rune per ROY: how about you log off and socialize? JIM: why? is anyone at work asking about me? ROY (lying): yes11 Aug 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mst75kjqw22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3ms2yjzn63225GAZOO: ok i got you your pitza JIM: good. i'm about to do Heroes' Quest GAZOO: don't know that content JIM: you need 53 cooking, 53 fishing, 25 herblore, 50 mining, and to complete shield of arrav, lost city, merlin's crystal, and dragon slayer I GAZOO: i'm not familiar with runescape at all JIM: oh02 Aug 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2yjzn63225https://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3ms2dgclxtk2zSTANLEY: i made creme brulee KEVIN: fire it up, haha STANLEY: hm? KEVIN: starcraft STANLEY: oh the firebat terran units? KEVIN: yeah STANLEY: thats pretty funny KEVIN: thank you ANGELA: you do a great impression kevin KEVIN: thank you OSCAR: sounded just like him KEVIN: thanks01 Aug 2026 20:42 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2dgclxtk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3ms2d3vvn7s2zJIM: can you do me a favor? GAZOO: like a wish? JIM: regular favor task GAZOO: what do you want? JIM: i need pizza from senapes GAZOO: the hazleton PA specialty square slices? JIM: used to feed children working in the mines GAZOO: i think thats an urban legend JIM: rural legend GAZOO: shut up jim01 Aug 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2d3vvn7s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dunder-jetson.vrunt.social/post/3ms2b4nqqsc2nPAM: toby tricked me into marriage GEORGE JETSON: yes PAM: but all i care about is marrying you GEORGE J: that is what matters PAM: its fine as long as we can be together JETSON: yes PAM: and i'm making toby sleep in a crate in the garage JETSON: good idea01 Aug 2026 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:et47u75ynfohnidn7rhathn2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2b4nqqsc2n