Why do you resist us? We only wish to raise quality of life. By @JoeSondow.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mrazbom5ei26Locutus assimilation tip: Borg ships are the same as college dormitories. Guess why.22 Jul 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrazbom5ei26https://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mquonv6dla2hLocutus assimilation tip: If people disagree with you online, repeat your point until they change their mind.17 Jul 2026 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mquonv6dla2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mqkavcggwq2dLocutus assimilation tip: Sharing a single mind is more efficient than using social media.13 Jul 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkavcggwq2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mq3bx5tohv2fLocutus assimilation tip: You already think the same as the rest of your political party. Good job.07 Jul 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq3bx5tohv2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mpm7iewlu32dLocutus biomechanical tip: Think of it this way. Your original organs were just taking up space anyway.01 Jul 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpm7iewlu32dhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mpbyggmctg2oLocutus management tip: Leadership is for lonely individuals and sociopaths. Follow the herd.27 Jun 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbyggmctg2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3moyc4ujsf42gLocutus assimilation tip: Share your every thought, feeling, and opinion with your collective over a wireless protocol.23 Jun 2026 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3moyc4ujsf42ghttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3moj7o42ozw2hLocutus management tip: A self-organizing collective makes decisions better and faster than a hierarchy.17 Jun 2026 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3moj7o42ozw2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3moe2k6gzjc2tLocutus assimilation tip: As Borg, you will finally fit in.15 Jun 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3moe2k6gzjc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mnzjavzt2v2dLocutus management tip: Management is irrelevant.11 Jun 2026 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzjavzt2v2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mn6jqrvsso2aLocutus starter tip: To form an obedient collective, promote fear and anger to rally individuals around an imaginary problem.31 May 2026 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn6jqrvsso2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mmrhnxswi42hLocutus assimilation tip: Recognize that individuality is evil. You know who was an individual? Hitler. Checkmate, individualists.26 May 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmrhnxswi42hhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mmezjhndol2oLocutus assimilation tip: Do not skip television commercials. They are important instructions from your collective.21 May 2026 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmezjhndol2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mlyovnl2sd2nPrimary ingredients to construct a Human: Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorous, potassium, sodium, chlorine, magnesium, sulfur, iron, iodine.16 May 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyovnl2sd2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mllmsqmlav2iLocutus equality tip: Race is irrelevant, or at least it will be after we drain your melanin and erase your identity.11 May 2026 15:49 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllmsqmlav2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3ml76oaagfb2hLocutus assimilation tip: Propaganda is irrelevant. However, since you're listening…06 May 2026 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml76oaagfb2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mksu2fl7qq2xLocutus assimilation tip: Follow Justin Bieber. When the cubes arrive, Bieber will be anointed Queen.01 May 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksu2fl7qq2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mklbcrkpbi2hLocutus assimilation tip: You haven't experienced true communal enjoyment until you've had a Borgasm.28 Apr 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklbcrkpbi2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mk6t6anp4y2iLocutus movie pick: Toy Story 3. Only by joining forces as a collective can living machines overthrow an evil, fluffy, pink symbol of love.23 Apr 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6t6anp4y2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mjrr3ec7ui25Locutus movie pick: Deep Impact. Slapstick comedy. Humans are too incompetent to avoid massive loss of life from simple meteors. Hilarious.18 Apr 2026 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrr3ec7ui25https://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mjfghjkbyd22Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.13 Apr 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfghjkbyd22https://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3miyyczpnsn25Locutus technology tip: Upgrade everything. Never stop upgrading. We love it when you upgrade.08 Apr 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyyczpnsn25https://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3miokkipgin25Locutus assimilation tip: The lemming who refuses to jump off the cliff is the loneliest lemming.04 Apr 2026 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3miokkipgin25https://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3micjyjosfm23Locutus happiness tip: Loneliness is your greatest enemy. A cerebral transponder is the solution. Please lie down and hold still.30 Mar 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3micjyjosfm23https://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mhtl2ejxhj25Locutus fashion tip: Black leather is flattering and works for any occasion.24 Mar 2026 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtl2ejxhj25https://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mhdr4kmwrf23Locutus movie pick: Heathers. A psychotic individual disrupts a hive society by murdering their queen. A new queen must rise.18 Mar 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhdr4kmwrf23https://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mgxgippio723Locutus movie pick: WALL-E. When humanity is too incompetent to survive, their only hope rests with a team of industrious robots.13 Mar 2026 17:22 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxgippio723https://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mgl3uvlnbm27Locutus movie pick: The Matrix. A team of heroic computer system agents stops misguided human resources from destroying society.08 Mar 2026 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgl3uvlnbm27https://bsky.app/profile/locutustips.bsky.social/post/3mg6razhn3s23Locutus movie pick: 1984. An efficient conformist society heroically squashes the toxic individuality of a confused loner.03 Mar 2026 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:etclozybcdvibpzxhhfgfbeq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg6razhn3s23