👋 I'm Jeff, indefatigable bug hunter & software exorcist. I have built atomic clocks ⚛️ and a e-health startup once https://jfschaff.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mo5jj3qh6s2kSo Elon Musk is now worth 3.1415% of the US GDP13 Jun 2026 05:28 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo5jj3qh6s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mnr4zxli3s25🤯 [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Jun 2026 07:13 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnr4zxli3s25https://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mmtkc7yq6k2nLOL [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 May 2026 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmtkc7yq6k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mmgkieor5k2k💯22 May 2026 08:49 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmgkieor5k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3liwln2tfo72vsupport team: "people don't understand how to add new documents" lead UX designer: "MAKE THE PLUS BUTTON BIGGER!"24 Feb 2025 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3liwln2tfo72vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3ml2cwimq5c2x04 May 2026 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2cwimq5c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mkui5yb5us2yLes décideurs et ingénieurs qui ont travaillé pour Ile de France Mobilités/la RATP ont pondu un système de billettique quasi inutilisable pour les gens de passage à Paris. Vous êtes là honte de l'ingénierie française.02 May 2026 10:55 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkui5yb5us2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mjlkelklk22uÇa y est, WhatsApp est en train de tous nous niq*** sans même qu'on s'en aperçoive : les contacts créés dans WhatsApp ne sont plus automatiquement créés dans votre téléphone. Objectif : vous rendre encore plus dépendants d'eux, que vous passiez tous vos appels par eux, gagner contre Google, etc. 🤢🤮16 Apr 2026 04:15 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjlkelklk22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mftkrftmm224do you remember Web3?27 Feb 2026 11:03 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mftkrftmm224https://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3met5qoflqn2oexceptionally low tide in St-Pierre14 Feb 2026 13:44 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3met5qoflqn2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mekmhlepec2awhen my ai assistant is pretending to be working11 Feb 2026 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mekmhlepec2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mejczjfxf22g$20 Claude code is such a slacker, he works for an hour and needs a 3-hour break...10 Feb 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mejczjfxf22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mdrpp6d6cc2mhow to help reasonable US citizens in their fight against ICE & fascism? Unsubscribe [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Feb 2026 06:35 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdrpp6d6cc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mcygwl43tk25just had a blue screen on windows 11, feels like 20 years ago22 Jan 2026 05:22 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcygwl43tk25https://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mcff64kfoc2ii fixed their logo [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jan 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcff64kfoc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jfschaff.com/post/3mc6z6byqix2vhttps://open.spotify.com/track/1Ysf7GVEAIRcUpO7aQbm80?si=bKYdUwzFR9CiZBK230IFyw12 Jan 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:etdfd2b5lgkaebgz6b2dhdog/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc6z6byqix2v