He/Him. BLM! Trans Rights! Stop AAPI Hate! Theme Park Snarker & Figment Stan. Opinions are my own. https://youtube.com/@themesnarkhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3mzbtnn7cys2vSo not to go all boomer, but if a Lyft driver turns on autopilot, isn't that the equivalent of me using self-checkout? Should I request a partial refund?01 Nov 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbtnn7cys2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3mzbor2cxk22lMe, after tonight: https://static.klipy.com/ii/8ce8357c78ea940b9c2015daf05ce1a5/70/1f/GeeuyzkH.gif?hh=280&ww=498&mp4=yTtG8jyJCknzMRzCNipz&webm=ANRsOywsUwCVcgu01 Nov 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbor2cxk22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3mzabu7hkvs2p"364," said the werewolf.01 Nov 2026 07:26 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzabu7hkvs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3mz7szr6nlk26Killer Klown Fish from Outer Space01 Nov 2026 03:01 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7szr6nlk26https://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3mz5rlcg44c2aHappy Halloween! Smooch your homies!31 Oct 2026 07:30 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz5rlcg44c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3myybhpmkgc2uIt's the last week of HHN... Yes, already.29 Oct 2026 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3myybhpmkgc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3myqrmlj7v22lAt least I had this interaction. However brief. Rest well, Eric. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Oct 2026 03:26 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3myqrmlj7v22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3myq766kahs2u🎶There is A house In New Orleans Square...🎶25 Oct 2026 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3myq766kahs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3mymd74vfs22bIt's high time I compile a thread of the various reactions (in the form of their closest .gif equivalent) I've observed as a scareactor this season, starting with: https://static.klipy.com/ii/bea85337777ad0e23e63683391435543/e7/75/jN1Q0ZNu.gif?hh=404&ww=398&mp4=vjU8KNeU9v6x&webm=O1rqo0TajoPi8J2paD24 Oct 2026 08:57 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymd74vfs22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3myl2pxppic2o[Movie studio makes parody video advertising their theme park] [Breaks the 180⁰ rule] 🤦‍♂️ https://www.instagram.com/reel/De1-TWHCUhF/?rpxt=MXByY252aHBjNWU3ZQ==23 Oct 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3myl2pxppic2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3myk233q4cs2bCan a can do the can-can at Cannes? Sure can!23 Oct 2026 11:09 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3myk233q4cs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3myinfo3zkk2t"You want to f**king go?" A thing said before fighting. "You want to go f**king?" A thing said before heading out to the sex party. "F**king go, you want to?" A thing said by Yoda before fighting at the sex party.22 Oct 2026 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3myinfo3zkk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3myhbj4uqhs2wCan I get a "whoop whoop?" By "whoop whoop," I mean "a tall glass of warm milk." And by "a tall glass of warm milk," I mean "permission to fart in an elevator full of people." And by "permission to fart in an elevator full of people," I mean "a smooch from my homies."22 Oct 2026 08:44 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhbj4uqhs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3mygko33l622l🙃22 Oct 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mygko33l622lhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3myg5qsnqsk2yYou think I should ask my wife to marry me? 🥺👉👈21 Oct 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3myg5qsnqsk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3myeohy6lmc24I have 2 more weeks of haunt season. Call it a "Fortnightmare." https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/89/33/EQtzs19mldVDlhDRS4.gif?hh=387&ww=498&mp4=VPuwtXAgInW9MoaAG&webm=Huqmx8OSI0UmkaoaA21 Oct 2026 07:58 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3myeohy6lmc24https://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3my7alcmee22hI JUST MISSED SCARING INDE NAVARRETTE!!! STUPID HEARTBURN!!!!! https://static.klipy.com/ii/a8ada81afc59159ea5c8927feffa2e31/d9/67/DqGMgj56mNhyDtN.gif?hh=498&ww=498&mp4=cxoiZ77HainGzQnl2&webm=igHRmSN6Rblz6BGhu19 Oct 2026 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3my7alcmee22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3my6xk4bkx22uAll I ever want to be is me, which has its ups and downs, sure, but it's still pretty fucking cool. ...and Charizard.19 Oct 2026 01:24 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6xk4bkx22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3my446atxok2rMe: I'm sorry. I'm an introvert. Person: No you're not. Me: You're right. My fault for being the only one piloting this flesh mech. I'll do better.17 Oct 2026 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3my446atxok2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3my3px746gs2aI think I dated my wife once...17 Oct 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3my3px746gs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3my2fhb22gs2uWeekend-long, full-park buyouts at Disneyland, Universal, and Knott’s for me and friends [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Oct 2026 05:50 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3my2fhb22gs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3my23w2iqws2g[Forgetful Jessica Rabbit] "I'm not bad, I'm justice!"17 Oct 2026 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3my23w2iqws2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3mxzw5ufalc2vI toon. I goon. Scrib doon.17 Oct 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzw5ufalc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/themesnark.bsky.social/post/3mxzlahfmkc2s16 Oct 2026 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:etmcdkzqczipu2eoukry2zyq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzlahfmkc2s