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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Plans global networks, lives in a world of pure approximation, juggles metaphorical chainsaws for theoretical fun and actual profit.&#xA;&#xA;Not the comic book writer.  He’s here too, though.&#xA;&#xA;He/him</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social</link><title>@ringel.bsky.social - Matt “We’ve Talked About This” Ringel</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mz2ethf5dc26</link><description>FIX.  &#xA;THE.  &#xA;CLAW.  &#xA;MACHINE.</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2026 23:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2ethf5dc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mywrgw2wvk2j</link><description>Satire is at its best when it stands shoulder-to-shoulder with the truth.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>28 Oct 2026 12:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywrgw2wvk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3myuas4xlgs2j</link><description>I was thinking of what I could say to my Israeli friends about the elections today, and the most honest phrase I could come up with was:&#xA;&#xA;בהצלחה כולכם, איכשהו.&#xA;&#xA;“Good luck to all of you, somehow.”</description><pubDate>27 Oct 2026 12:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3myuas4xlgs2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3myrpyfpnis2j</link><description>I was yesterday years old when I found out Sharpie makes brush markers.</description><pubDate>26 Oct 2026 12:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3myrpyfpnis2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mx2ppj7mn224</link><description>Move New England* into the Atlantic Time Zone. &#xA;&#xA;(Fairfield County, CT can stay. You know what you’ve done.)</description><pubDate>04 Oct 2026 15:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2ppj7mn224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mwltwlzlqc2d</link><description>I’d like to thank Past Me for reading all the books in “The Expanse”. &#xA;&#xA;Why?  Because mapping Amos’s concept of “The Churn” onto large corporate politics is actually a pretty useful model.</description><pubDate>28 Sep 2026 17:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwltwlzlqc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mwc3bzg7pk2z</link><description>Those who do not know of the Freeway Revolts of the 60s and 70s are doomed to be mystified by the opposition to massive gigawatt-scale datacenter buildouts.</description><pubDate>24 Sep 2026 20:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwc3bzg7pk2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mvqxm5ynic2g</link><description>Harry Potter&#xA;Fanfic Sex Cult&#xA;La La La La &#xA;Clementine.</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 00:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqxm5ynic2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mvn4e6fy2k2l</link><description>The “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God” to “Roko’s Basilisk” Pipeline is real, and the line is so straight you could prove the curvature of Earth with it.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 12:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvn4e6fy2k2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mvn4e6fy2k2l</link><description>The “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God” to “Roko’s Basilisk” Pipeline is real, and the line is so straight you could prove the curvature of Earth with it.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 12:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvn4e6fy2k2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mvaft4dymk2y</link><description>I remember that the weather was perfect that morning.</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2026 10:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaft4dymk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mv6bwmqbpc25</link><description>About a month after 9/11, I remember driving to Long Island. 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YOUR HOME FOR…&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2026 12:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3msg3ehn7zs2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mrpnxqptbk25</link><description>Assertion:  Faith No More was the progenitor of nu-metal.  Sorry, all.  It’s just true.</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 14:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpnxqptbk25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mrn4uw6h7c2g</link><description>Good morning, Bluesky. https://youtu.be/Q_tPiH5nY0Q?si=DcCsPzUz5feh0irY</description><pubDate>27 Jul 2026 14:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrn4uw6h7c2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mqzpgccv322h</link><description>ESP-ARG:  87 minutes of boring, followed by 2 minutes of interesting, followed by six minutes of ugly.  30 to go.</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 21:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:etnwtdjlt2pmpsazvb2xadee/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzpgccv322h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ringel.bsky.social/post/3mq55gp77k22g</link><description>This.  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