Hey, let’s jk the day awayhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mtuvz633ps2pI see people causally bring this up so I gotta say this then probably delete it in the morning: You don’t get to pretend you don’t support Elon musk while also continuing to be active on the Elon musk app. You support him and his beliefs and his causes. Even if you don’t like it, you do.25 Aug 2026 03:49 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuvz633ps2phttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3msrfgdxkb226This same thing happened to me. It’s so arbitrary [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Aug 2026 00:49 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrfgdxkb226https://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3msrelbq7pc26Everything’s better when you add butter. Look at flies11 Aug 2026 00:34 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrelbq7pc26https://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mrv2oau7hk2lIt’s 2026 and there’s still a store called DICKS30 Jul 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrv2oau7hk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mrtdjthlos2gRemember when I made comics [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrtdjthlos2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mrn2do3i3k2dHey patreon I love ya but no one is ever, EVER, going to use your app to find new things to pay for. Your new business will always come from outside the app. Please go back to letting us navigate our own stuff without sifting through a thousand pointless podcasts I’ll never listen to.27 Jul 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrn2do3i3k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mrkgy2ac2k2gThis, more than anything else, is policy that would make the biggest positive difference in every American’s day to day life. Every single person in every American city would be happier with this. But we don’t even sniff it because the auto lobby works day and night to make sure we don’t. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkgy2ac2k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mrbro6w7ic2yHalves of your lives... RANKED 1. The First Half 2. The Second Half23 Jul 2026 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbro6w7ic2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mqjdvvvnys2qRIP to the GOAT [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 09:10 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjdvvvnys2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mqdpntlti222You’re crying because you’re sad. I’m crying because Florence & The Machine’s masterpiece Ceremonials didn’t get its due when it came out and honestly never did. We are not the same.11 Jul 2026 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqdpntlti222https://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mq5qaxvcvc2rI hoped this went without saying but if you’re letting your kid watch ai slop you are permanently destroying their brain and should be charged with child abuse08 Jul 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5qaxvcvc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mq5hewpfp22wMy goal is to die or retire without having made a LinkedIn. Only 40 or 50 more years to go08 Jul 2026 15:41 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5hewpfp22whttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mpgycb7ci22sMajor landmark moment for our sketch comedy venture: a much bigger comedian stole one of our sketches beat for beat. A true sign that we may be onto something!29 Jun 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpgycb7ci22shttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mpbs7d37kc2vAnd it lands on exactly this- If you ask “what do moderate Dems stand for?” The answer is: “Nothing Republicans don’t already stand for way more” Moderate Democrats are JV Republicans. Americans don’t want to stand for half of a philosophy. They want politicians who will fight for a better life. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jun 2026 15:40 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbs7d37kc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mpbqtja2f22vYou really expect people to “roll up their sleeves and start organizing on the ground” for the values of “we don’t hate rich people, cops, free enterprise, the west” etc? Nobody is passionate about this. People are passionate about opposing fascism and an affordable life. That’s why DSA is winning. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jun 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbqtja2f22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mpbo3rkpm22kWe’ve reached the 50% point on toilet lids being soft-falling, making every new toilet a wonderful guessing game, which is exactly what everyone always wanted27 Jun 2026 14:26 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbo3rkpm22khttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3moj2om6d422sThere are ~125 million tax paying adults in the united states, which means on average we're all paying $2,400 each to iran as part of our surrender terms. https://www.axios.com/2026/06/17/read-full-us-iran-deal-memorandum-understanding17 Jun 2026 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3moj2om6d422shttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mo7z4grvgs2lThe Mamdani Knicks have won the NBA championship, only blemished by the Trump game14 Jun 2026 05:13 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo7z4grvgs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mnzoxy4cbc2jI grew up in a house without air conditioning and I’ll never forget the feeling of stepping into friends homes and being like “wait what”11 Jun 2026 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzoxy4cbc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mnuc3udrnk2nIf developers wanna use AI for coding by all means, but it’s such an easy slam dunk to - at the very least - globally ban all ai creation of human beings. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Jun 2026 13:22 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnuc3udrnk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mnqjpxeejs2bBackrooms ruled. Fuck yeah to backrooms08 Jun 2026 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnqjpxeejs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mnpafywadk2gHey I did the hot ones challenge (and I’m fairly good w spicy food) and lemme just say- all the celebs are underselling how intense da bomb is. They’re very prepared and practiced. But it ruins your day.07 Jun 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnpafywadk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mnnczkwmkk2lMamdani becoming mayor and the Knicks immediately winning a chip should inform America everything they need to know about next election cycle06 Jun 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnnczkwmkk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mmzsmtcsf22bIt’s the incinerator scene again but no one comes to save them [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 May 2026 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmzsmtcsf22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mm2n7nwtls2pI encourage everyone to read my biography17 May 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2n7nwtls2phttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mlqqenhoc22gThis is unironically how I eat when no one is around13 May 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqqenhoc22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mlowjliz2c2pMy recent video that dares to ask “what if Pokémon were real?” just crossed 100k views, begging the question: Have I Surpassed The Washington Post? You decide: https://youtube.com/shorts/xqYqsCnjJNI?si=xOhkixMKp-u0L22G [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlowjliz2c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mlloy3byuc2jCartoons have ruined me. If you asked me what an elephant eats I’d say mostly peanuts and there’s no way that’s right11 May 2026 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlloy3byuc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/scarecrowbar.bsky.social/post/3mljwqoxg322tThere’s so much talk about gerrymandering and zero discussion about how the idea of representation based on arbitrary geographical lines probably isn’t the best foundation for democracy at this point. Let everyone run nationally and the top 535 get into office. Badda bing badda boom10 May 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:euoomv4aeeekru44pnirvhv5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljwqoxg322t