Just a dumb bitch, following other dumb bitches SoCal is 🏡https://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mjc4xesuts25Welp12 Apr 2026 10:21 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjc4xesuts25https://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3miuv4mnwb22aHaving 2 friends that are hairstylists can get sticky, cause one cuts my hair, while the other one from time to time will “facilitate” restructuring my hair07 Apr 2026 03:56 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3miuv4mnwb22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mioo2qg7pk2jI need to start tagging all the gas stations in this conservative ass area with the “I did that sticker” but with Donny instead of Joey04 Apr 2026 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mioo2qg7pk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mionruqhgk2jI get so confused when guys call me sexy, cause I know I’m pretty- but sexy?04 Apr 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mionruqhgk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mhyguwwsxk2jBanana Ball ready26 Mar 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhyguwwsxk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mhlic52g3k26Me rn, cause I brought back the Frixion pen I left in ny car during the heatwave21 Mar 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlic52g3k26https://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mh7yxvrlms2yIs this good or bad?17 Mar 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7yxvrlms2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mfn55bss422e24 Feb 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfn55bss422ehttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mfi5ql6bq22zDrank, took a bong a rip, good a head rush, fell and hit my face. And now it looks like I got Ike’d22 Feb 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfi5ql6bq22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mfa3xkgcpc26Ugh I want hot coffee, but I never drink it fast enough to be hot 😭19 Feb 2026 17:17 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfa3xkgcpc26https://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mf5lzf2bus2lWoke up to broken glasses, fuck this day18 Feb 2026 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5lzf2bus2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mevwdiwls22bOkay what looks best on me, shaved head, boy head or long hair?15 Feb 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mevwdiwls22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3merpesllcc2iJust saw the cutest differently abled couple come in, and it’s so sweet ❤️13 Feb 2026 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3merpesllcc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mehg6ecqtc2vFuck this conservative ass area– why is THIS my only option?!09 Feb 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mehg6ecqtc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3me7an2c2js2w06 Feb 2026 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3me7an2c2js2whttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3me53zu4tak2dGot buzzed and made plans to go to a workout class with my girlies, but one just texted saying they’re working.…thank GOD 🙌05 Feb 2026 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3me53zu4tak2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3me2arscz3k25Baby sweaters by moi for my bosses sons, hopefully they put me on the schedule for this month 💀04 Feb 2026 16:02 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3me2arscz3k25https://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mdy2vlee2223SoCal winters just hit different 😮‍💨03 Feb 2026 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdy2vlee2223https://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3md73cj4bxs2lWell deserved24 Jan 2026 20:42 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3md73cj4bxs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3md733npiwk2lIs it happening, is someone legitimately asking me to be a sugar baby?? 🥹24 Jan 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3md733npiwk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mcigtuk24s2aTodays my birthday and I decided I’m giving party favors out to everyone that comes to my happy hour tonight15 Jan 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcigtuk24s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mcalnmgiuk2vI keep getting low heart rate notifications— Apple, am I dying?!12 Jan 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcalnmgiuk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mbwhyt2uyc2lGetting older means you really should’ve bought that thing you needed when you first thought about it, cause now waiting for feels unbearable08 Jan 2026 17:10 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbwhyt2uyc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mbugibslmk2cPhlebotomist got slammed after her lunch, and although I’ve already come back after coming at 11:30, my patience is wearing thin for all the boomers in the waiting room complaining about the wait. Girl what else are you doing, other than waiting to die?!07 Jan 2026 21:38 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbugibslmk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mbozmxajnc2yI have to takes a new pic for my DL tomorrow, am I crazy for asking my bestie who’s a hair stylist to give me a blowout before I go?05 Jan 2026 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbozmxajnc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3mbhj7xcy522xI love that I’ve tailored my algorithm to show me thirst traps and knitting posts02 Jan 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbhj7xcy522xhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3maerynblhc2mHad a blister growing on my foot from running, and it popped today. In my effort to clean it up I noticed it had another blister forming under it, how?!19 Dec 2025 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3maerynblhc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/itsalejandro.bsky.social/post/3m3tgtpijkk2kCherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛23 Oct 2025 03:40 +0000at://did:plc:ev5ukbdchzhlmcelbfzexpkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3tgtpijkk2k