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<rss version="2.0"><channel><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social</link><title>@holmoak45.bsky.social - MarkB</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3mzgjuxpecc2l</link><description>What happened to the campaign to drive All Star out of business? It doesn’t seem to have worked yet. #TheArchers</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 19:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgjuxpecc2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3mz4ihlmscc27</link><description>Dear @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social &#xA;&#xA;As our religious affairs correspondent, is this par for the course for an Archdeacon and inept HR in general, or is this one a particular arsehole?&#xA;&#xA;#TheArchers</description><pubDate>30 Oct 2026 19:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4ihlmscc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3mz4hx6a3hk27</link><description>‘A surprise visitor for Alan’. Johnny coming up the Am? #TheArchers&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>30 Oct 2026 19:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4hx6a3hk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3myzy54dhe22z</link><description>This about Keira and a dead tree is all very dreary. Now Helen’s arrived.&#xA;&#xA;When’s Jill going to pop off to add a bit of zip? It might finish Elizabeth off as well.&#xA;#TheArchers</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2026 19:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myzy54dhe22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3myzxofwous2q</link><description>Turning away Martyn Bloody Gibson *and* the Creepy Vicar. Whatever his physical problems, Vince’s judgement is clearly perfect. #TheArchers</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2026 19:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myzxofwous2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3myzaygcz2c2w</link><description>Oh, I say. PB smashed. Unexpected. Pinpointing the UCLA campus in LA seems a little harsh, though - and that was Q1. I’ll live with that.&#xA;&#xA;www.maptap.gg October 29&#xA;99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯&#xA;Final score: 999&#xA;https://www.maptap.gg</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2026 12:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myzaygcz2c2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3myxhaaumd22f</link><description>Yes, Elizabeth, I’m also surprised that you got an appointment so quickly. #TheArchers</description><pubDate>28 Oct 2026 19:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxhaaumd22f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3mysgd4cjus2g</link><description>In this age of credulity stretching dramatic storylines in #TheArchers, is there any chance that Martyn Bloody Gibson and Will Grundy will just spontaneously combust?</description><pubDate>26 Oct 2026 19:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mysgd4cjus2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3mypwiqod2s2p</link><description>A name like that is a hostage to fortune. Can you imagine if Wet Paul or Freddie were called ‘Storm’? #TheArchers</description><pubDate>25 Oct 2026 19:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mypwiqod2s2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3mypwa6y7cc2p</link><description>So they’ve named it after a turkey. Prophetic? #TheArchers</description><pubDate>25 Oct 2026 19:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mypwa6y7cc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3myp3fiopvs25</link><description>Bleets imply the omni is on. Can someone listening keep track of where and how two pensioners rehoused a load of turkeys in a hurricane? Where would you put them? I missed it in the excitement. #TheArchers</description><pubDate>25 Oct 2026 11:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myp3fiopvs25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3mykspddhyk2k</link><description>Do the budget cuts allow for a wheelchair? I’m not sure they’ve thought this through. #TheArchers</description><pubDate>23 Oct 2026 18:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykspddhyk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3mykrq4j7ys2j</link><description>Pip on mic prompts the mind to wander.&#xA;From the #TheArchers Hanging SL Files:&#xA;&#xA;What happened to the cardboard coffin business? Is that it?&#xA;Or the Green Burial Ground?&#xA;Carol T could have been a punter for both.</description><pubDate>23 Oct 2026 18:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykrq4j7ys2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3myibcdyzsc2q</link><description>Where’s Mick? Has she booted him out or drowned him in the hot tub? Needless to say, Harrison Burns hasn’t noticed. #TheArchers</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2026 18:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myibcdyzsc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3myib6wuf5k2q</link><description>Lizbeth is permanently irritable. Might a higher fibre diet help? #TheArchers</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2026 18:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myib6wuf5k2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3myfqz4zzuk2d</link><description>The Brookfield Brothers are getting new hairdos. #TheArchers</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2026 18:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfqz4zzuk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3myfqpnjlzc2d</link><description>So, is this right? Between 1 and 3 days after Vince went off in the back of an ambulance, nobody’s thought to find out how he is? Typical Archers. #TheArchers</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2026 18:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfqpnjlzc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3mydbvcdaqc2d</link><description>There’s still hope. Maybe Elizabeth, distracted by belittling Freddie, forgot to renew the insurance and the destruction of the Orangery will bankrupt her. 🤞 #TheArchers</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2026 18:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mydbvcdaqc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3myb27vk3kc2g</link><description>Finally, after weeks of mithering about why Josh wasn’t coming to the wedding, and provoked by another subject, his mother utters the phrase “I’m going to ring him”. 🤦‍♂️ &#xA;&#xA;Are they a bit simple?&#xA;#TheArchers</description><pubDate>19 Oct 2026 21:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myb27vk3kc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3my67oevtss2y</link><description>A barn full of bloody Archers that could easily have collapsed, and it’s these two and some traumatised turkeys. Fuming. Boooo! 😡 #TheArchers</description><pubDate>18 Oct 2026 18:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3my67oevtss2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3my67evjew22y</link><description>All that fuss about walking down the aisle and they skipped it, dammit. #TheArchers&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Oct 2026 18:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3my67evjew22y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/holmoak45.bsky.social/post/3my675nchu22y</link><description>Local wind speed 8mph. Gusts to 17mph. 18 degrees NNE, which is roughly coming from Borsetshire. 🤔 🤷‍♂️ #TheArchers</description><pubDate>18 Oct 2026 18:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:evdbmt3wj7nor2hzyc4yhriv/app.bsky.feed.post/3my675nchu22y</guid></item></channel></rss>