desperately trying to get offline. // Funny Or Die, UCB, MrBeast, Kreativ, America Won't Shut Uphttps://bsky.app/profile/jasonflowers.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasonflowers.bsky.social/post/3lbzskloztc2kIn the time between Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) and Home Alone 2 (1992), someone must have informed John Hughes that skeletons don't typically have eyes and that sort of bums me out.28 Nov 2024 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:ezctrqihqseh6pg5dia4mlqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzskloztc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jasonflowers.bsky.social/post/3lbhyj4a23s2bbroke my arm and this doctor tried to put in a podcast. turns out it was the three smartless guys in a trench coat. this is a bad hospital!21 Nov 2024 17:30 +0000at://did:plc:ezctrqihqseh6pg5dia4mlqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhyj4a23s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasonflowers.bsky.social/post/3lbhy4zf7zk2bSomeone at ESPN needs to tell Pat McAfee to tidy up his desk. What if company drops by? What will they think?21 Nov 2024 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:ezctrqihqseh6pg5dia4mlqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhy4zf7zk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasonflowers.bsky.social/post/3lbhwoxledk2xHeading into the studio to record a parody version of Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” that’s about destroying the internet in its infancy21 Nov 2024 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:ezctrqihqseh6pg5dia4mlqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhwoxledk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasonflowers.bsky.social/post/3lbfrqdoles2sI bet he regrets piling all of his Tonight Show money into a 60-foot hill. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Nov 2024 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:ezctrqihqseh6pg5dia4mlqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfrqdoles2shttps://bsky.app/profile/jasonflowers.bsky.social/post/3lbfkblv5xk27general question for anyone reading this: what?20 Nov 2024 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:ezctrqihqseh6pg5dia4mlqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfkblv5xk27https://bsky.app/profile/jasonflowers.bsky.social/post/3lbfjzsxcqc27Sports are great because they don’t drop all their episodes at once and you never have to wait 2.5 years for a new season.20 Nov 2024 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:ezctrqihqseh6pg5dia4mlqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfjzsxcqc27