Anonymous text line. Leave a message at 1-833-872-4877 1833TSCHUSS.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/tschuss.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/tschuss.bsky.social/post/3msdxczw4ur2tApologies for the sudden drop off. We had a death in the family and needed to take some time. 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Call or text 1-833-872-487718 Jun 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:f2wjbaaot4jdm2mnake6ce63/app.bsky.feed.post/3molspqgxf42xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tschuss.bsky.social/post/3mojqha4kni2vObsession low key still on a tear.18 Jun 2026 02:04 +0000at://did:plc:f2wjbaaot4jdm2mnake6ce63/app.bsky.feed.post/3mojqha4kni2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tschuss.bsky.social/post/3mo6srm3qfv25📲 💬 { Every time my mom and I get into an argument, I give her dog a stick of doggy beef jerky (we have them for my stepdad's dog). Then there's a 50/50 chance he'll barf in her bed that night. } Send yours —> 1-833-872-487713 Jun 2026 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:f2wjbaaot4jdm2mnake6ce63/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo6srm3qfv25https://bsky.app/profile/tschuss.bsky.social/post/3mo2d7b6rtt2bI just hit 70 movies this year so far. 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We yap about working in porn, Y2K, deleting Spotify, olipop and much much more. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tsch%C3%BC%C3%9F-anonymous-podcast/id1891149934?i=100076900199130 May 2026 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:f2wjbaaot4jdm2mnake6ce63/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn3qvevshc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tschuss.bsky.social/post/3mn3qfi5m5522📲 💬 { I love eating instant mashed potatoes in the shower } Send yours —> 1-833-872-487730 May 2026 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:f2wjbaaot4jdm2mnake6ce63/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn3qfi5m5522https://bsky.app/profile/tschuss.bsky.social/post/3mmzkaxk5jn2fAnyone got info on the guy at Fairfax and Olympic who holds money into the air?29 May 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:f2wjbaaot4jdm2mnake6ce63/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmzkaxk5jn2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/tschuss.bsky.social/post/3mmmfc4qqce2cWillem De Kooning - Untitled XVI (1983) Sold at Christie's 18 May 2026 for USD 7,395,000.24 May 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:f2wjbaaot4jdm2mnake6ce63/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmmfc4qqce2chttps://bsky.app/profile/tschuss.bsky.social/post/3mmle5iecfo2iAnyone think it’s weird that the cheap flights are all gone. 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